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Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking 首页 from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and 说 friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of 图书 they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my 最喜爱的 book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused face and presses her friend for 更多 information. "Twilight? Interesting name for a book. What's it about?"

"It's about 吸血鬼 and 狼人 and stuff. Basically 幻想 更多 或者 less. Main character, Bella, is in 爱情 with a--"

"Oh heck no." Ven replies, cutting off her friend before she can finish speaking. "I don't do 爱情 stories, 你 know that." her friend sighs and says, "I know, but give it a chance! It's really good, even better than Harry Potter."

Of course, Ven thinks this is total bullshit to the max, but doesn't like to make an opinion about a book without 阅读 it, so her friend lets her borrow the series to read.

And Ven loved the books. Mind you, she didn't turn into a 粉丝 that thought Eddy and Jake were real, but she did think it was better than Harry Potter.

Of course, Ven didn't have many 老友记 at school to talk to the 图书 about, so she settled for talking to 粉丝 online. This is when she noticed a lot of people bashed the books.

"Oh come on, have 你 even read the series?" Ven asks, outraged someone is bashing her current 最喜爱的 series. "Oh, yes, I've read them and they're total crap! How can 你 even think it's better than Harry Potter? 你 get on 谷歌 right now and look for "A 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight" and then we'll talk."

So Ven indeed does this, and clicks the link that leads to a 论坛 titled this on a little site called fanpop.

Ven reads through all the pages(there were only 60 由 the time she finished and caught up) and she realized they all had a point. How could she have been so stupid? Twilight was a load of bullshit. Harry Potter was 由 far its superior.

So Ven begins to post reasons on this 论坛 as well. The other anti's welcomed her with open arms and treated her like family. She met some awesome people on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and even added a few on facebook.

Of course, they talked about other thing as well. Like other 图书 they liked, music, movies, tv shows, actors, hobbies, the works.

There's a lesson to be learned from this kiddies. It's that Twilight sucks balls. Thank 你 and goodnight. :3
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested 由 the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. 狼 get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper 显示 up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of 你 won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These 图书 are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of 爱情 and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However 你 have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two 星, 星级 crossed 爱人 and the obstacles faced 由 them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I 爱情 你 更多 than 你 can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an 小时 snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his 衬衫 off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, 吸血鬼 could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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There once was a seventeen 年 old girl named Sandy. One 日 in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid 阅读 a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and 更多 often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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This was not written 由 me. It was written 由 the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic 或者 emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story 或者 novel 或者 what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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Here's a 列表 of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, 或者 just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many 粉丝 are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read 由 any age group. Twilight is geared 更多 towards angst 15 年 olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with 你 as 你 read. The first 图书 start out fairly tame but mature as 你 mature....
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The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


爱情 is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like 爱情 but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real 爱情 takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that 爱情 can really be defined 由 anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for 爱情 at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...
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