哈利·波特与暮光之城 Club
加入
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by RavenclawPride
There is this girl, and her name is Danielle.
But, on Fanpop, she is known as RavenclawPride, and that is the name I shall use.

RavenclawPride was in her school one day, and everyone was talking about this new book, and how it was about to be adapted into a movie. Interested, she went to the nearest bookstore and bought the book, which was called Twilight.

She read it, and fell into the craze, getting merchandise for her birthday, talking about it in school everyday, and, when it was released, watched the movie.

To her, the movie was absolute crap. She decided to read the book again to make her feel better, and she saw that the book was bad too.

She read the sequels, hoping to see something better. New Moon was slightly better than its predecessor, so she decided to read the Eclipse too.

Eclipse was slightly better than the two before it. So she decided to read the last book, Breaking Dawn.

BREAKING DAWN WAS ABSOLUTE CRAP.

( I would talk about the movies, but I might end up ranting. So I won't. )

Anyway, the movies, Breaking Dawn, and all the crazy 粉丝 turned RavenclawPride anti.

Being an anti is tough in a class full of fans. She only had two 老友记 who were anti as well, and they stuck together.

She decided to re-read the Harry Potter series to make her feel better. The effect was instant, and now she is a Harry Potter 粉丝 again.

This only made situations worse.

Those two 老友记 also liked HP, and stuck 由 her, but liking HP and not Twilight kinda miffed some of her friends.

So RavenclawPride was searching Google, and found a 论坛 called " 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight " on a website called Fanpop.
After 阅读 all the pages ( it took a while ), she decided to 加入 in.

RavenclawPride was welcomed in their conversation, and soon she joined in other things too. She made 老友记 on here.

And now we anti against Twilight together.

THE END.
This 文章 was actually wriiten 由 an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i 发布 it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the 文章 proves that even though 你 爱情 twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was 你 one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop 阅读 it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER 你 DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...
continue reading...
posted by HaleyDewit
Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the 商店 he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell 下一个 to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man 说 looking at the 商店 owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...
continue reading...
added by narniafreak12
This 文章 was NOT written 由 me. I found this somewhere else as a 评论 and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight 粉丝 will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...
continue reading...
I'll tell 你 my story. I 爱情 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 日 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 表演 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 图书 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that 说 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 迷失 my remaining...
continue reading...
posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
I've been seeing this 问题 a lot lately. Twilight 粉丝 don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this 文章 in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No 更多 than a month. But Bella...
continue reading...
Okay. I know what 你 are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 文章 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 列表 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 爱情 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
continue reading...
posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start 写作 about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...
continue reading...
posted by Sophia21
Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the 标题 to errors.

My apologise to Twilight 粉丝 if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 图书 like twice this 月 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole 列表 on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 图书 to be scientifically accurate. But if 你 plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...
continue reading...
added by TeamSiriusBlack
added by nati30
Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot
posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my 写作 folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with 你 guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella 由 Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until 你 agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn 你 into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told 你 I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, 你 crazy witch
Now it's raining 更多 than ever
But we’re...
continue reading...
posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been 写作 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 总体, 整体 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 由 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 由 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 粉丝 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 粉丝 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 你 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
continue reading...
posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 列表 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 由 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 图书 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 你 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
continue reading...
posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter 粉丝 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 文章 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 分钟 以前 via Plurk · 评论 · Like · View 评论 on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 分钟 以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 分钟 以前 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 分钟 以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
continue reading...
I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 你 或者 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 爱情 with 你 — and 你 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 你 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 爱情 of your life. 你 should stay with him since he will keep 你 安全 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
continue reading...
Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 你 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 阅读 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
continue reading...
added by hollywoodluv
Source: unkown
added by Brysis
added by narniafreak12
Source: motivatedphotos.com