哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: 21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

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21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

posted by AprilCandy42

1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 更多 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 婊子, 子 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.

That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!

HaleyDewit, HuddyJoy0524 and 1 other like this

AprilCandy42 You can add, if you like :))

abitofaLunaTic ^^ OK,thanks. 22. The word "chagrin" 23. An anti-climatic ending 24. An impossibly happy ending

AprilCandy42 I always hated the word "chagrin"

abitofaLunaTic I bet her overuse increased that hatred, huh?

AprilCandy42 Oh yes. Actually, all the weird words Smeyer's used increased my hatred in the book.

ToyletGnome Harry Potter actually does have lust (Lavender and Ron), but it's presented as lust, as opposed to Bella and Edward, Rosalie and Emmett, etc. who's relationships are lust disguised as "true love." They also have paedophilia.

AprilCandy42 ^ Oh yeah, I almost forgot about pedophilia. :D 25. Pedophilia

Mrs-Grint The overuse of the words "beautiful", "god-like", "cold", "marble" etc, etc. Good list :P

mimifaith Why have you named a load of names from the series? We're quite proud not to have them... i'm looking forward to some fool-proof ideas!

AprilCandy42 Thanks, Annie :))

lemony44 The way people aren't sure Bella and Edward will stay together untill they have a kid, or better, untill Jacob INPRINTS on it. (yes, IT.) and the way people know Ron(<3) and Hermione are meant to be from the moment he asks her about Viktor Krum. Hehe.

Herm-o-ninny Hagrid actually does say the word chargin, in chapter 5 Keeper of the Keys, in book 1 . XD Loved the list btw.

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Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

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This 文章 was NOT written 由 me. I found this somewhere else as a 评论 and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight 粉丝 will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

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All The Ways Twilight Copied Harry Potter

posted by omg_stop

This is a 列表 of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't 你 think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??

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*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

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*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

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*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

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*JK Rowling is right...

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell 你 my story. I 爱情 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 日 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 表演 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 图书 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that 说 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 迷失 my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this 问题 a lot lately. Twilight 粉丝 don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this 文章 in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No 更多 than a month. But Bella...