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Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the 写作 is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that 'when the 爱情 of your life leaves you, curl up in a corner and TRY TO FREAKING KILL YOURSELF.'

4-it has a PLOT!!
And Harry Potter doesn't?! Twilight is about a forbidden 爱情 三角形, 三角 或者 whatever. Frankly, i'm sick of hearing that story over and over and OVER again. It's really old.

5-the scenes in the 电影院 are exciting
All the scenes in Twilight are either Bella and Edward making out, 或者 Bella sitting there with a monotonous expression on her face! Harry Potter is filled with humor, courage, explosions, and people DYING!

6- the effects are amazing
What effects? The effects of 吸血鬼 flying through the air playing baseball? Sounds exciting. The 狼人 look pretty realistic, i'll give 你 that, but other than that, the effects are complete rubbish.

7-a story about a vampire,werewolf, and mortal beats a swinging wand boy and his enemy the beast
Uh, yeah. Harry Potter has vampires, 狼人 and plenty of mortal beasts. Except the 吸血鬼 and 狼人 in Harry Potter don't fight over some emotionless girl to see who gets to make out with her. They actually fight for a understandable purpose! WHAT?!?! THAT'S ABSURD!

8- the actors and 女演员 are attached to their character and 爱情 them
Oh, is that true? I saw an interview with Robert Pattinson. He hates Twilight. He is only in Twilight because they pay him a lot. I reckon he enjoyed his time fighting to the death in an epic battle rather than sparkling naked and being in 爱情 with some girl.

9-the characters are not all good 或者 all evil
Are 你 kidding me? The only character that is all evil in Harry Potter is Voldemort, and it isn't even his fault, he was born from the effects of a dangerous potion, so he can't love. It's not his fault.

10-the evil people are villians for a reason like the newborn army in eclipse who almost killed the whole city of seattle 或者 the volturi (they are not evil evil they have some good in them)
Um... how does that make Twilight better? A bunch of vampire 婴儿 destroying an important city? That sounds pretty stupid to me.

11-the characters in twilight are nice and have a great personality and they are hot and cool too (they are lovable for that)
So basically you're saying that Twilight is better because it has nice hot guys. (Shallow much?) The characters from Harry Potter are so kind that I would die to have 老友记 like that. I don't want 老友记 that could attach themselves to me to leech my blood every time i get a paper cut.

12-the cover of the 图书 are drawn beautifully
The cover of the 图书 are photographs, 你 idiot.

13-the posters of the movie looks verrrry cool
All the posters just 显示 Edward and Bella embracing dramatically. Harry Potter posters 显示 awesome scenes of people who are covered in dirt and blood fighting for their lives.

14- creative and great ideas of the vampire form
吸血鬼 don't fly. 吸血鬼 don't sparkle. 吸血鬼 aren't fairies.

15- 你 can make your own stories out of the chapters of twilight
(you can make stories out of harry potter too but twilight turns out better than harry potter)
Ok, now you're just being bias. What sounds cooler, having two guys kill each other to want 你 或者 being on the run from the government with your best friends?

16- the phrase twi-hard is cool
That sounds retarded, honestly. It sounds like some three 年 old trying to say tryhard.

17-the mashup name renesmee is so creative
So? What does that have to do with Harry Potter?

18- Meyer made the 狼人 and vampire unite even though they are enemies to each other
And Rowling made Gryffindor and Slytherin unite, the two houses that loathed each other, to destroy Voldemort.

19-the book is an international bestseller and an award winning book too (chosen 由 book critiques)
The least successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million 更多 than the most successful Twilight movie. And Harry Potter is definitely a bestseller too.

20-there are lessons 你 can learn from twilight (the thing u can learn from harry potter is how to do a spell on your friend so he can help u)
Harry Potter is about conquering fear, doing what's right in the time of danger, and being loyal to your friends. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

21-the emotions are deep in twilight and is a wide imaginative world (unlike wand boy)
Wand boy? Really? The 'wide imaginative world' in Twilight is called EARTH, honey. It exists. Myers didn't create a world, she just used our world. JK Rowling created an entire school, and an entire wizarding world with backstories, and many, many people.

22- she replaces small simple words to long big words for people to be 更多 educated not use simple words everyone can understand
Then I guess Twilight is for mentally handicapped people who can't read big words. 你 just 说 yourself.

23-twilight has a theme of a mystical and imaginative world
Yep, so does Harry Potter.

24- twilight is read 由 a massive audience
HARRY POTTER IS DEFINITELY 更多 READ THAN TWILIGHT.

25-the fight scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and 你 feel the fight 由 someway
(First of all, 'by someway?') In ways, I could literally FEEL Harry's pain in scenes. JK Rowling explains EXACTLY what pain feels like.

26-the twilight 语录 are really nice written and 你 feel the creativity in them
Yeah. The emotionality of Harry Potter is much more... described and detailed than Twilight. I just researched, people cried during Twilight 'because Edward just loves Bella so much...' and people cry during Harry Potter because of death and loss and grief. They cry because Harry Potter gives them REASONS to cry.

27-Meyer left clues for 你 to know the identity of each and every character
JK Rowling left so many things unsaid that it was the real mystery figuring them out. There are so many unsaid facts that shock most Harry Potter readers, facts that make 你 say 'WHAT?!'

So, yeah. This is a LOAD OF RUBBISH. I don't hate people who like Twilight 或者 anything, it is just... these reasons are RIDICULOUS. C'mon, at least put up a fight.
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Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect 你 and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the 下一个 “big thing.” Being in middle school, the 下一个 “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t 爱情 it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, 或者 cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...
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Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...
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