(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)
1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.
2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over 茶 and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)
3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.
4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"
5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.
6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.
7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"
8: Jasper gets eaten 由 a giant marsh-mellow.
9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"
10: Rese-thingy (You know. Bella and Edward's kid) becomes allergic to animal fur. So everytime she kisses Jacob she sneezes.
11: Bella will go to Hogwarts. The Sorting-Hat will explain it doesn't sort muggles. Bella points to Cedric. "So why is he there?"
12: Bella ditches Edward, because she fancies 怪物史莱克 who is "way hotter".
13: Everytime Bella and Edwrd kiss, a group of chickens come and start singing: "What The Hell"
14: Edward should sing in a church choir. Everytime somebody sneezes, he starts glittering (I know, random!).
15: All of the above should of really happened!
1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.
2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over 茶 and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)
3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.
4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"
5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.
6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.
7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"
8: Jasper gets eaten 由 a giant marsh-mellow.
9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"
10: Rese-thingy (You know. Bella and Edward's kid) becomes allergic to animal fur. So everytime she kisses Jacob she sneezes.
11: Bella will go to Hogwarts. The Sorting-Hat will explain it doesn't sort muggles. Bella points to Cedric. "So why is he there?"
12: Bella ditches Edward, because she fancies 怪物史莱克 who is "way hotter".
13: Everytime Bella and Edwrd kiss, a group of chickens come and start singing: "What The Hell"
14: Edward should sing in a church choir. Everytime somebody sneezes, he starts glittering (I know, random!).
15: All of the above should of really happened!
