OMG. 由 far the MOST depressing episode I've seen...
Gossip Girl 2x14—“In the realm of the Basses”
I make crazy speedy thoughts 评论 on the episodes during them and during the commercial break and I have decided to extend them to the Gossip Girl 潮流粉丝俱乐部 Spot instead of just the Spoiler Thread. Enjoy! And if it doesn’t make sense…it’s probably best for 你 to watch the episode while 你 attempt to interpret them. ;p
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*squeals* Gaaaaah……too many stupid long commercials!!! *cries* *hyperventilates* Oh daaaaaang. Gossip Girl…oh daang. *sigh* Oh Chuck and Blair! *cries* “All Chucked Up”??? OH *sigh* Poor poor Chuck. It begins. Serena…partying…oh dear. Aww…D. Jenny? High school! Wow. Aww…Serena and Eric! I 爱情 them. =) Aww…Blair….she’s thinking of Chuckie. Oh Chuck!!! *cries* Don’t do it! Come back to us! *wimpers* And Eric knows about it all…obviously. Rufus…uh? Sculptor?Hmm. Avoiding topics, methinks. Rufus/Dan….? Haha. No hugs. Lol. Haha. Dorota, come on! Lol. Blair….hiding pain I think. *gasp* Chuck’s back. OMG. Can’t run away from it. Oh dear…Penelope…Hazel…*slaps self* Oh Nelly!!! Jenny is so beautiful. I have decided. DON’T get involved. Hmmm. Oh Blair. Way to be snappy. Stupid grin. Oh Chuck…..*cries* Oh Chuck!!!! Oh Blair Oh Dorota! Oh maaaaan. Oh Blair!!! I could cry! She’s going to. Wow. Dan/Rufus……oh Lily. Hehehe. There is NO other way. Dan/Serena awkwardness…wow. *gasp* Broke up with Aaron. YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! Awwwww…..omg!!! I 爱情 them! Yay!! 接吻 again!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! *proud* wow. That was an intense first 10 minutes. I almost died with Chuck and Blair…and omg…the tears totally almost came.
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Part 2-
School….serena blair! Yay! Oh poor….oh blair…..oh dan/serena….yay, but what is the OTHER thing?! Don’t regret your confession B!!!! Come on!!! He felt bad…and thought she deserved better!!! Rufus/Lily tension…oh maaaaaaan. Just tell him, even though he’s dead. Lol. Oh Lily. *sigh* slurping. Wow. Poor Nelly! *tear* But I am LOOOOOOOVING the Eric/Jenny action. Wow. 爱情 the tights. Hate her. Aww…Eric. HA! WHATEVER. Aww…Nelly. Haha. Hazel clean my shoe. Awww…Chuck. Aww Blair. Oh Chuck! Aww…Chuck. *cries* Yeah really…. “who are you?” yes, tell us. *cries* BUSTED. Aww…dan/serena. Wow. Rufus…something tells me you’ve been turned around. I am proud of 你 Blair. Oh dear. Oh Chuck….oh blair…oh Jack. *cries* Oh Chuck….*cries* oh man!!! This is sooooo depressing!!!! I’m gonna die…I wanna die…this is WORSE than I thought…*cries*
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Part 3-
Okay, it’s back! Yes! *jumps for joy* Rufus dan jenny awkward…hmm. Lol. 9 levels hotter. Haha. Wow. Jeez…too much non-telling. Haha. I bet he’s heartbroken. Oh dear. Rufus, lay off. For seriously. Oh Nelly! Blair…wow. Haha. I’m SO proud of Blair. Way to teach them a lesson. Lol. Blair leaving them…XD Awesome. Way to grow up, B. SNEAK AROUND, D & S! Awww B…..yes, it’s different. Aww…B! Awww she’s gonna cry. Awww…Blair!!!!! “I couldn’t see him anymore” haha. Their table…awesome. Lol. Haha. Jenny, I 爱情 you. Lol. Oh jeez penelope…drama much? Lol. Keep counting. Haha XD Awesome. Wow. Lame penelope. Oh Victrola….oh goodness. There he is. Oh Blair…*cries* I’m dying…they were kissing. Oh Chuck…I’m dying….I am soooooooo crying. Poor Blair. OMG!!! I can’t believe he 说 that 爱情 thing!!! *cries* “or were 你 going to tell me 你 爱情 me again?” *dies* Awww….good Serena….go with Blair. Now what Dan? Now what. Hmmm….map…hmmm….wow. Someone figured something out. Hmm…Dan.
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Oh B! ten minutes…oh man….oh B!!!!! *cries* Whoa. The things she knows….Oh dang. Oh dang. Oh dang. Wow. Rufus, JERK! That’s right. I’m proud of 你 Dan. Aww…B…you look gorgeous. Awww…B. I am proud? Somehow? *sigh* oh dear. Oh jeez….Chuck/Dan….hmm. Wow. It’s like he’s halfway decent b/c of what Dan did for Bart. Wow. Serena. Oh no. *shakes head* wow. Too short of a segment for real.
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Part 5-
Colony club. =) I am proud of this scene. Lol. Ducks…blind children. XD Hmmm. I hate these women. Don’t give in, B! Oh man. I’m proud of you, Blair. *proud* haha. Dorota. That smirk is classic. Lol. XD Oh dear…Victrola….oh Eric. Awww….poor Eric. At least he acknowledged him as a good little brother. Oh I’m proud of 你 jenny. Wow. Nelly. That’s ridiculous. Aww Jenny changed. Yay. =) Awww….Lily Rufus. Come on Rufus, be gentle…please. *sgih* wow. Good. Tell him. Dan/Serena…..talk. Good. Oh Blair. Jack, go AWAY! Oh no. the rooftop! *gasp* Oh Chuck! Be careful. Oh no!!!! oh no!!! Chuck, DON’T FALL!!! Somebody save him!!!!!! *wimpers* Where the heck is Nate?!?! Honeslty. *grumbles*
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*gasp* rooftop, oh chuck…..oh chuck….oh Blair. Oh please Chuck. Oh good….Blair. Oh yay. Hug. Oh yay. Oh good. Oh he apologized. Oh good. Wow. Dan won’t tell….hmmm. *gasp* Blair did something on New year’s….what did she do?! *cries* oh man. Rufus…Lily…ok, *deep breath*…finally that get away…just a little different. Oh maaaaaaan………
…PROMO?
OMG. Did Blair sleep with JACK?! *dies* OMG. I can’t believe it….I can’t believe it…*cries* after EVERYTHING. She SLEPT with Jack. Wait. What if that was the only way he’d go to find Chuck? Wow.
Gossip Girl 2x14—“In the realm of the Basses”
I make crazy speedy thoughts 评论 on the episodes during them and during the commercial break and I have decided to extend them to the Gossip Girl 潮流粉丝俱乐部 Spot instead of just the Spoiler Thread. Enjoy! And if it doesn’t make sense…it’s probably best for 你 to watch the episode while 你 attempt to interpret them. ;p
………………….
Part 1-
*squeals* Gaaaaah……too many stupid long commercials!!! *cries* *hyperventilates* Oh daaaaaang. Gossip Girl…oh daang. *sigh* Oh Chuck and Blair! *cries* “All Chucked Up”??? OH *sigh* Poor poor Chuck. It begins. Serena…partying…oh dear. Aww…D. Jenny? High school! Wow. Aww…Serena and Eric! I 爱情 them. =) Aww…Blair….she’s thinking of Chuckie. Oh Chuck!!! *cries* Don’t do it! Come back to us! *wimpers* And Eric knows about it all…obviously. Rufus…uh? Sculptor?Hmm. Avoiding topics, methinks. Rufus/Dan….? Haha. No hugs. Lol. Haha. Dorota, come on! Lol. Blair….hiding pain I think. *gasp* Chuck’s back. OMG. Can’t run away from it. Oh dear…Penelope…Hazel…*slaps self* Oh Nelly!!! Jenny is so beautiful. I have decided. DON’T get involved. Hmmm. Oh Blair. Way to be snappy. Stupid grin. Oh Chuck…..*cries* Oh Chuck!!!! Oh Blair Oh Dorota! Oh maaaaan. Oh Blair!!! I could cry! She’s going to. Wow. Dan/Rufus……oh Lily. Hehehe. There is NO other way. Dan/Serena awkwardness…wow. *gasp* Broke up with Aaron. YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! Awwwww…..omg!!! I 爱情 them! Yay!! 接吻 again!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! *proud* wow. That was an intense first 10 minutes. I almost died with Chuck and Blair…and omg…the tears totally almost came.
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Part 2-
School….serena blair! Yay! Oh poor….oh blair…..oh dan/serena….yay, but what is the OTHER thing?! Don’t regret your confession B!!!! Come on!!! He felt bad…and thought she deserved better!!! Rufus/Lily tension…oh maaaaaaan. Just tell him, even though he’s dead. Lol. Oh Lily. *sigh* slurping. Wow. Poor Nelly! *tear* But I am LOOOOOOOVING the Eric/Jenny action. Wow. 爱情 the tights. Hate her. Aww…Eric. HA! WHATEVER. Aww…Nelly. Haha. Hazel clean my shoe. Awww…Chuck. Aww Blair. Oh Chuck! Aww…Chuck. *cries* Yeah really…. “who are you?” yes, tell us. *cries* BUSTED. Aww…dan/serena. Wow. Rufus…something tells me you’ve been turned around. I am proud of 你 Blair. Oh dear. Oh Chuck….oh blair…oh Jack. *cries* Oh Chuck….*cries* oh man!!! This is sooooo depressing!!!! I’m gonna die…I wanna die…this is WORSE than I thought…*cries*
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Part 3-
Okay, it’s back! Yes! *jumps for joy* Rufus dan jenny awkward…hmm. Lol. 9 levels hotter. Haha. Wow. Jeez…too much non-telling. Haha. I bet he’s heartbroken. Oh dear. Rufus, lay off. For seriously. Oh Nelly! Blair…wow. Haha. I’m SO proud of Blair. Way to teach them a lesson. Lol. Blair leaving them…XD Awesome. Way to grow up, B. SNEAK AROUND, D & S! Awww B…..yes, it’s different. Aww…B! Awww she’s gonna cry. Awww…Blair!!!!! “I couldn’t see him anymore” haha. Their table…awesome. Lol. Haha. Jenny, I 爱情 you. Lol. Oh jeez penelope…drama much? Lol. Keep counting. Haha XD Awesome. Wow. Lame penelope. Oh Victrola….oh goodness. There he is. Oh Blair…*cries* I’m dying…they were kissing. Oh Chuck…I’m dying….I am soooooooo crying. Poor Blair. OMG!!! I can’t believe he 说 that 爱情 thing!!! *cries* “or were 你 going to tell me 你 爱情 me again?” *dies* Awww….good Serena….go with Blair. Now what Dan? Now what. Hmmm….map…hmmm….wow. Someone figured something out. Hmm…Dan.
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Part 4-
Oh B! ten minutes…oh man….oh B!!!!! *cries* Whoa. The things she knows….Oh dang. Oh dang. Oh dang. Wow. Rufus, JERK! That’s right. I’m proud of 你 Dan. Aww…B…you look gorgeous. Awww…B. I am proud? Somehow? *sigh* oh dear. Oh jeez….Chuck/Dan….hmm. Wow. It’s like he’s halfway decent b/c of what Dan did for Bart. Wow. Serena. Oh no. *shakes head* wow. Too short of a segment for real.
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Part 5-
Colony club. =) I am proud of this scene. Lol. Ducks…blind children. XD Hmmm. I hate these women. Don’t give in, B! Oh man. I’m proud of you, Blair. *proud* haha. Dorota. That smirk is classic. Lol. XD Oh dear…Victrola….oh Eric. Awww….poor Eric. At least he acknowledged him as a good little brother. Oh I’m proud of 你 jenny. Wow. Nelly. That’s ridiculous. Aww Jenny changed. Yay. =) Awww….Lily Rufus. Come on Rufus, be gentle…please. *sgih* wow. Good. Tell him. Dan/Serena…..talk. Good. Oh Blair. Jack, go AWAY! Oh no. the rooftop! *gasp* Oh Chuck! Be careful. Oh no!!!! oh no!!! Chuck, DON’T FALL!!! Somebody save him!!!!!! *wimpers* Where the heck is Nate?!?! Honeslty. *grumbles*
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*gasp* rooftop, oh chuck…..oh chuck….oh Blair. Oh please Chuck. Oh good….Blair. Oh yay. Hug. Oh yay. Oh good. Oh he apologized. Oh good. Wow. Dan won’t tell….hmmm. *gasp* Blair did something on New year’s….what did she do?! *cries* oh man. Rufus…Lily…ok, *deep breath*…finally that get away…just a little different. Oh maaaaaaan………
…PROMO?
OMG. Did Blair sleep with JACK?! *dies* OMG. I can’t believe it….I can’t believe it…*cries* after EVERYTHING. She SLEPT with Jack. Wait. What if that was the only way he’d go to find Chuck? Wow.
