This is a 列表 of my 最喜爱的 欢乐合唱团 Quotes, Episodes 1-11. I might have forgotten some. Feel free to tell me your 收藏夹 too :)

"I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this 日 we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing."
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"This is where our daughter 或者 gay son will sleep."
Terri Schuester - Showmance

"There is nothing ironic about 显示 choir!"
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"Have 你 ever...

欢乐合唱团 casts tattoos

With a total of nine tattoos, Lea Michele has the most ink of any member of the cast of Glee. Her tats include two 蝴蝶 (one on her right foot and one on her lower back), the words "I Believe" inside her right wrist, 音乐 notes from the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" (left shoulder blade), a 金牌 星, 星级 on her left wrist in honour of Rachel Berry, the word "Imagine" on her left foot, and a 交叉, 十字架 on the side of her left rib cage.
Lea also has a tattoo on her thigh in memory of her deceased grandfather (unseen).

You may not have known it, but Matthew Morrison has a tattoo of a...