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Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad 你 had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for 你 to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin* Let's start.

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of 你 here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: 你 will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up 由 my boys. Good luck to 你 Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to 你 fellas as well.

After five 分钟 of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from inside. He shoots him with a silenced pistol*
MI6 Agent: *Rolls down a small hill*
Johnny: *Looks at the body*
CIA Agent: Isn't that one of the MI6 agents?
Johnny: Call Commander Kane, tell him there's an intruder. *Runs towards the castle*
Enemy Spy: *Getting into a 1989 Mercury Grand Marquis*
MI6 Agent: *Watching the enemy spy drive off* Wait a minute. 你 can't take that!
Johnny: *Runs past the agent* Excuse me.
Enemy Spy: *Turns on a radio*

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Enemy Spy: Finally, some good 音乐 after being stuck in that- *Hears someone on 最佳, 返回页首 of the car*
Johnny: *On the roof of the Mercury*
Enemy Spy: *Turns right*
Johnny: *Rolls to the left, and breaks through the driver's side window*
Enemy Spy: *Gets pushed into the right seat*

They both grabbed their guns, but a 拖拉机 pulling a trailer full of 干草 was in their way.

Johnny: *Swerves to the left to avoid the tractor*
Enemy Spy: *Falls on 最佳, 返回页首 of Johnny*
Johnny: *Pushes the spy off of him, and aims his gun at him. They both shoot at the same time, but their bullets hit each other. He kicks the spy towards the right door*
Enemy Spy: *Shoots through the window, and is out of bullets*
Johnny: *Sees a truck in front of them* Ah! *Goes right, down a dirt road*
MI6 Agent: Copy, I see them.
Enemy Spy: *Takes Johnny's gun, and shoots at the MI6 Agent*
MI6 Agent: *Firing an MP5 at both of them*

One bullet made the 树干 open, revealing several crates full of grenades, and dynamite.

Enemy Spy: *Punches Johnny*
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and hits the enemy spy*
Enemy Spy: *Knocks the gun out of Johnny's hand. It flies to the back, hits the roof, and fires a bullet into the trunk, setting off a dynamite fuse*
Johnny: *Gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of the spy, and repeatedly punches him*

He smelled something burning, and knew he had to get out quickly.

Johnny: *Sees smoke coming from the trunk, and jumps out*
Enemy Spy: Huh? *Looks back, and sees the smoke from the dynamite, but the car explodes, and he is dead*

Stop the song

Johnny: *Stands up*
MI6 Agents: *Arriving in a Range Rover Evoque*
MI6 Agent 95: Are 你 alright Mr. Lightning?
Johnny: Yeah.
MI6 Agent 73: What was that person after?
Johnny: *Holding a flash drive* I swiped it from him just before the explosion. We better 显示 this to Commander Kane.
MI6 Agent 95: Right. Hop in.
Johnny: *Gets in the back*

The three of them turned around, and started heading back to Commander Kane.

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Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts to the left, out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his 台, 办公桌 with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

Johnny, and the British spies returned to the building where Commander Kane was waiting.

Narrator: With the flash drive I found from the guy I killed, me and everyone else could hopefully learn 更多 about what we were about to face.

Episode 8: The Mole

Johnny: *Walks into a big room with the British spies. There are thirteen other people, including Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: Johnny, glad to see you're safe.
Johnny: Thank 你 sir. *Hands him the flash drive* Hopefully we'll figure out what that guy wanted.

Special guest stars

Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O'Rourke

Commander Kane: *Puts the flash drive in a laptop, plugged into a projector* Let's see what we got. *Looks at the screen, and sees a 列表 of names*

Monica Cruz as Debbie Alameda
Eddie Redmayne as Benjamin Jefferson

MI6 Agent 95: Good god, that's a 列表 of our agents!
MI6 Agent 73: What did the person look like? The one that 你 were chasing?
Johnny: White skin, black hair, and blue eyes. I believe I saw a security camera when we were doing our training. It was close to the area where he 偷了 the car with explosives.
Commander Kane: Let's go take a look.

The four of them walked into a room where they could replay the footage from the security camera.

Johnny: *Looking at the man* Does he look familiar to any of you?
MI6 Agent 73: No.
MI6 Agent 95: Afraid not.
Johnny: There's gotta be something we can find that can give us a clue. What brand is the flash drive from?
Commander Kane: I believe it was from a new company in Spain called Gran Memoria.
MI6 Agent 73: Gran Memoria?
Johnny: That's Spanish for Big Memory. Now I maybe wrong, but something tells me that we can find a couple of clues over at their company.
Commander Kane: I'll get some documents set up for you.
MI6 Agent 95: 你 can't go alone. The 问题 is, who can go with you?
MI6 Agent 73: It'll be difficult to find someone we can trust.
Johnny: Not quite. If you're suggesting to send someone from your organization, I know a few guys 你 can count on. I've worked with them in the past, and I know they can be trusted.

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

Lewis: *In a fancy hotel, he hears his phone ring, and 答案 it* Lewis King speaking.
Johnny: Lewis, it's Johnny.
Lewis: Johnny, good to hear from 你 again, but unfortunately now's not a good time.
Johnny: Why?
Lewis: Well 你 see, I'm currently already on an assignment in Brazil. A maniac 偷了 a spaceship from California, and I'm with another CIA agent stopping him.
Johnny: Well, good luck.
Lewis: Before I go however, there is one thing I must tell you. Your female agents know how to have a good time. *Hangs up*
Johnny: *Closes his eyes* Well, that's gonna be difficult to get out of my mind.
MI6 Agent 73: No go I presume?
Johnny: Correct. Let's try Derek.

Fishguard, Wales

Derek: *Answers his cell phone* O' Rourke.
Johnny: Derek, it's Johnny. Are 你 available at the moment?
Derek: Yes, why?
Johnny: I'm helping your government try to find a 痣, 鼹鼠 in your organization. I just intercepted a flash drive containing dozens of names of British Agents. I'm in Northern Ireland if 你 want to 加入 me.
Derek: Of course. Exactly where are 你 in Northern Ireland?
Johnny: Mount Stewart. I'm at the MI6 training facility. See if Mark Henderson can 加入 us.
Derek: I'm afraid not. He's in Sweden tracking down some stolen weapons. I do know another agent that can 加入 us however. Ever heard of Benjamin Jefferson?
Johnny: No.
Derek: Well I've been working with him for a couple of weeks, and he's a fine chap. Get some tickets ready, and we'll 加入 你 soon.
Commander Kane: Gran Memoria is located in Zaragoza.
Johnny: Good, see 你 two later. Kane says that we're going to Zaragoza, in Spain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*

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From Northern Ireland, Johnny, Derek, and Benjamin quickly made it into Zaragoza.

Johnny: 你 ever been to Spain before Ben?
Benjamin: Once, but not in this city.
Flight Attendant: Attention all passengers, we will land in Zaragoza in five minutes. Please make sure that 你 have all of your belongings, and remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop.
Johnny: Not a partial stop.
Derek: Because during a partial stop...
Johnny & Derek: I partially get up!
Benjamin: *Laughing*

The plane landed, and when the three walked into the terminal, they were greeted 由 a man standing 下一个 to a brand new black Chrysler 300.

Driver: Welcome gentlemen.
Derek: Standard CIA issue.
Benjamin: Impressive. *Gets in the back with Derek, and Johnny*

Soon, they reached their hotel. Stop the song.

Johnny: *Walks in with Derek, and Benjamin* Okay, let's take a look at what Commander Kane gave us.
Derek: *Puts his suitcase on a table*
Benjamin: *Holding several papers, ID's, and passports*
Johnny: Thank 你 Benjamin. *Looks at one of the papers* We've been instructed to go to Gran Memoria tomorrow at 9 AM, on the dot. Our ID's, and passports have our fake names. I'm Felix Potter, Derek's Harold Greene, and Benjamin, 你 are Otto Runstedt.
Benjamin: Why am I always the German?
Derek: Come on now, this is only the 秒 time.
Johnny: Our background cover is this. All three of us have been in the UK for many years, and our original flash drive factory shut down. We heard that Gran Memoria was hiring, and decided to get positions here.
Derek: Who's the leader?
Johnny: Benjamin, I believe 你 have the picture of Gran Memoria's CEO.
Benjamin: That I do. *Holding the picture*
Derek: *Looking at a lady* Who is that?
Johnny: Debbie Alameda. She's going to interview us at the meeting tomorrow.
Benjamin: *Looking worried* Johnny, I think I realized something wrong with your cover. How old are you?
Johnny: 22. Why?
Benjamin: *Shows him his ID* It says 你 were born in 1986.
Johnny: Must have been a typo. Nothing we can do about it now. If Larry Wilcox could pull it off, then so can I.
Derek: What does that mean?
Johnny: He was able to look younger than his actual appearance. Nobody will notice that I'm 10 years younger than 32.

Johnny arrived at Gran Memoria with Derek, and Benjamin.

Johnny: *Opens the door, and holds it for the others*
Derek: Thank you. *Walks inside with Benjamin*
Johnny: *Following the two of them*
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Welcome gentlemen. Are 你 here for an interview?
Johnny: I am. Felix Potter, and these are Harold Greene, and Otto Runstedt.
Derek: How do 你 do?
台, 办公桌 Clerk: Fine, thank you. If 你 sit down over there, I'll get everything prepared for you.
Johnny: *Sits down with Derek, and Benjamin*
Benjamin: What exactly are we going to try, and find?
Johnny: Anything unusual. Places like this are occasionally used as a front.
Debbie: *Walks into the room* Hello gentlemen.
Johnny: Good morning.
Debbie: My name is Debbie Alameda. Please follow me.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek, and Benjamin. The three of them follow Debbie to a flight of stairs*
Debbie: So, I understand that 你 three come from the United Kingdom.
Johnny: We do, but I was originally born in the United States. *Looks at a door that says Employees Only*
Derek: *Nods*
Debbie: And your name is?
Johnny: Felix Potter.
Debbie: *Walks into her office with the others* It's funny, 你 look very young for someone who's 32.
Derek: Larry Wilcox pulled it off.
Debbie: The actor?
Johnny: Yes. *Sits down with the others, and places his finger on the right arm of his glasses, activating an infra-red lense*
Debbie: Well there is one thing I must inform you.
Derek: *Adjusting his watch* And that is?
Debbie: You're in trouble.
Benjamin: *Stands up pointing a gun at Johnny*
Debbie: *Pointing a gun at Derek* Follow me.
Johnny: I take it we didn't get the job.

The two of them were placed in a room with no windows. This was also on the 秒 floor.

Derek: What did 你 see before we got imprisoned?
Johnny: I didn't have much time, but I did find some people 下载 boxes. My guess is they're either weapons, 或者 flash drives.
Derek: Perhaps both.
Johnny: How do we get out of this one?
Derek: I contacted Mark with my watch 由 hitting an emergency button. He should be here within an hour, but my watch should also have a couple of other gadgets.
Johnny: Preferably a laser.
Derek: How'd 你 know?
Johnny: Mabel, my quartermaster makes the same type of watch for both our governments.

In the room where men were 下载 weapons into boxes.

Benjamin: Their real names are Johnny Lightning, and Derek O' Rourke. Johnny is the American.
Debbie: I know. Only an American would have a name like that. How much did they figure out?
Benjamin: Aside from the name of this company, not much. Let's make sure they don't intercept anymore of our flash drives, 或者 MI6 will crack down on us in five 秒 flat.

Derek used the laser from his watch to break the lock on the door, and open it.

Derek: Too bad your watch can't do that.
Johnny: Yes, but it can provide us with transportation.
Derek: We got to stop Benjamin before he starts getting 更多 flash drives. Who knows how much information he'll steal from us?
Johnny: I'm not planning on finding out. We'll stop him in time.

They made it to the entrance to the room where the flash drives and weapons were being loaded.

Johnny: *Slowly opens the door*
Derek: *Walks in with Johnny*
Guard: *Walking up a flight of stairs*
Johnny: *Closes the door*
Derek: *Sees Benjamin* follow me.
Johnny: *Following Derek. They use a conveyor 带, 皮带 for cover*
Benjamin: We got just three 更多 分钟 to go before everything is prepared.
Debbie: Have the drivers prepare their trucks, and we will get everything loaded.
Benjamin: *Grabs a walkie talkie* All drivers, get your trucks to their designated 下载 areas.

These trucks were delivery vans from Mecedes-Benz. They were backing up with the back doors open to load the boxes.

Johnny: I got an idea.
Derek: What is it?
Johnny: *Pulls out his 45, and attaches a silencer* 你 better make sure no one's on the walkway above us.
Derek: You're clear.
Johnny: *Shoots a switch, and makes the conveyor 带, 皮带 go backwards*
Debbie: What the hell?
Guard 53: Somebody tried to shoot me!
Debbie: *Looks at a bullet hole on the switch* It's been disabled. Turn the machine off.
Benjamin: All drivers, we're having some technical difficulties. Please remain in the vans, and don't go anywhere.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek* Freeze!
Benjamin: *Looks at the two agents* Well, well. Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: So you're the 痣, 鼹鼠 throwing MI6 under the bus.
Benjamin: If that's how 你 want to describe it, sure.
Derek: Why Benjamin?
Debbie: Because of me.
Benjamin: They framed her for the murder of another agent in Amsterdam. Despite all of my evidence proving her innocence, they still ordered to have her killed. I was suspended for helping her, but we changed our identities, and relocated here.
Johnny: I remember that story. Every news channel over the world buzzed about it when it occurred ten years ago.
Derek: And 你 basically decided to get revenge on us for that case.
Benjamin: Precisely. *Pulling out a gun*
Johnny: Well that's not going to happen. *Shoots Benjamin*

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Debbie: *Running for the conveyor belt*
Johnny: Come on! *Following Debbie with Derek following closely behind*
Debbie: *Sliding towards the trucks*
面包车, 范 Driver: *Looking at Debbie* What do we do now?
Debbie: Sit tight.
Derek: *Throws a grenade at a fuel tank* Adios Gran Memoria!
Johnny: *Running after Debbie* Hurry up before it blows!

The grenade destroyed the entire building. The force of the explosion made Johnny and Derek fall onto the ground. Debbie was getting into a Ferrari F12.

Johnny: This looks like a job for the Coronet. *Activates his watch* Run!
Derek: *Running 下一个 to Johnny*
Johnny: *Selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump!
Derek: *Jumps with Johnny*

Johnny was now driving his car with Derek sitting to his right.

Derek: If only Lewis was here.
Johnny: Yeah, I wonder what he's up to right now.

The song pauses for a brief moment as Lewis fights men in a 太空 station.

Lewis: *Firing a laser pistol* Roger Moore, I wish 你 were still alive!

The song continues as we get back to our chase.

Debbie: *Takes a left turn, cutting off a bus*
Johnny: *Does the same thing*
Bus Driver: ¿Por qué la gente siempre tiene que tener prisa?
Johnny: I hope Mark knows where to meet up with us.
Derek: My watch is broadcasting our position to his radar. If he's looking.
Debbie: *Using the Puente De Santiago bridge to 交叉, 十字架 the Ebro*
Johnny: *Getting closer to Debbie* Shoot out one of her tires if 你 can.
Derek: *Grabs his P229, and lowers his window*
Debbie: *Going around the circle*
Derek: *Shoots Debbie's back window, and breaks it*
Debbie: *Turns off the circle, and goes towards another circle*

A helicopter was seen heading towards her.

Debbie: Uh oh.
Derek: That's Mark alright!
Pilot: *Lands in front of Debbie's car*
Johnny: *Slides his car, stopping behind Debbie's Ferrari*

Stop the song

Debbie: *Running away*
Johnny: *Shoots Debbie in the leg*
Debbie: *Lands on the ground*
Mark: *Arresting Debbie* 你 kill one of our agents, and 偷了 some of our weapons.
Debbie: How did 你 find that out?
Mark: Some of your men told me in Sweden. Rest their souls.
Johnny: Well Derek, looks like our mission is accomplished.
Derek: What do 你 say we head back to Ireland? This time, for pleasure instead of business.
Johnny: I like the sound of that.

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The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 31, 2019

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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown, and Milford, and they like to go to other places.

Kevin, and Liam were talking about doing this one 日 inside The Nut House.

Kevin: We'll leave my truck in Stockton so we can take the tubes back to my place. Then we use your car to go to Bull's Island.
Liam: Okay, sounds good.
Kevin: I am so looking 前锋, 期待 to tomorrow. The two of us will have a wonderful time.
Parker: *Walks over to Kevin, and Liam* I just got 8,000 points on Dig Dug. How did 你 improve your high score to 43,000?
Kevin: It helps to kill multiple enemies with one rock, and collect all the 食物 that appears on the middle of the screen.
Parker: What are 你 two talking about?
Liam: Tubing.
Parker: I like tubing. Can I 加入 you?
Kevin: I don't see any harm in that. What about 你 Liam?
Liam: Okay Parker, 你 can 加入 us.
Parker: Thank you. This will be loads of fun. I have my own tube, so 你 don't have to worry about lending me one of yours.
Kevin: 你 know where my address is?
Parker: Nope.
Kevin: Frenchtown, I live just across the 街, 街道 from the Methodist Church. Meet me there, and we'll meet Liam in Stockton.

In Stockton, Liam was waiting with his car.

Kevin: *Arrives in his truck. He gets out, and walks to Liam*
Liam: Where's Parker?
Kevin: At Bull's Island, with our tubes. How else can we make sure no one steals them?
Liam: How do 你 think he feels about that?

Let's find out.

Parker: *Feeling miserable as he sits on all three tubes on a pile* They should be back 由 now.
Liam: *Arrives with Kevin*
Parker: Where have 你 been?
Kevin: Driving here from Stockton. I was worried it would take longer, but the roads weren't crowded for a change.
Parker: 你 still took too long.
Kevin: *Gets out of the car with Liam* We're taking long now arguing with you. Do 你 want to get going, 或者 not?
Liam: *Places his keys in the 手套 compartment*
Parker: Lock your car.
Liam: What for? No one's going to steal it.
Parker: I 说 lock your car.
Kevin: You're still holding us up.
Parker: Lock your car!
Kevin: *Hits Parker in the back of his head*
Liam: It's not as fancy as his Packard. What's he worried about my car for?
Kevin: He probably thought it would get stolen.
Liam: That would definitely make things worse for us. We should be fine though. Nobody steals anything in this area.

Parker's eyes were closed for twenty one minutes. When they finally opened, he saw himself travelling down the Delaware River with Kevin, and Liam on their tubes.

Parker: What happened?
Kevin: 你 tripped.
Parker: Then what happened?
Liam: We took 你 down to the river.
Kevin: So that we could go tubing. And then.. *Snickers* And then 你 promised to give up on beating my high score at Dig Dug.
Parker: I never 说 that!
Liam: *Smiles as he stares at the sky* I knew one of 你 would bring that up. *Closes his eyes, enjoying the sunshine*

Kevin, and Liam were enjoying the tube ride down the Delaware River. Parker was also with them, but he had a plan. He was quietly talking to himself, facing away from Kevin, and Liam.

Parker: We're halfway from Stockton. Kevin mentioned something about me not beating his high score in Dig Dug, but I have something better planned. I'll drown him, so that he can't play Dig Dug ever again. Then, I'll be able to beat his high score.
Kevin: Hey, 你 know it's not a good idea to talk to yourself, right?
Parker: *Sweating* Says who?
Kevin: 你 want people to like you, don't you?
Parker: *Slowly reaches for a rock on the river bed* Sure. *Gets close to Kevin, and is about to hit him with the rock, but he drops it* Oh no!
Liam: What happened?
Parker: I had a rock, but I dropped it.
Kevin: 你 can get another one.
Parker: Right. *Picks up another rock*
Kevin: In fact, I want a rock too. *Picks up a rock*
Liam: I'll just enjoy the sunshine. Wake me up when we reach Stockton.

His eyes were closed, so he couldn't see Parker going towards Kevin with the intention of knocking him out with his rock.

Parker: *Raises his rock*
Kevin: *Turns around, and blocks Parker's rock with his own* Ha! What are 你 trying to do that for?
Parker: *Sighs* Dig Dug.
Kevin: 你 know, 你 could try to beat me at something else.
Parker: No.
Kevin: Suit yourself.

After an enjoyable journey down the Delaware River, Kevin brought Parker, and Liam back to Liam's car.

Liam: See Parker? I told 你 no one would steal my car.
Parker: I don't care, take me home.
Kevin: As 你 wish.

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Liam: *Steps out of Kevin's truck*
Kevin: *Drives away with Parker*

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit 由 his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 7, 2018

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Kevin: *Throws the frisbee*
Liam: *Catches it* Thanks for sticking with us, but now it's time for a break. We'll come back in half an 小时 with those back to back episodes of Trainz.
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Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, 或者 is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
Rainbow Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll 显示 everyone My Little Pornstar: The 粉丝 Fiction. Enjoy.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The...
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Carter: What is love?! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
Jesse: No more!
Wilson: Hey, 你 already had your show.
Metal Gloss: It's time for those back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 37

Accidents Happen

February 14, 1954

Hawkeye:...
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Sean & Shayne: *Racing each other as they go very fast with their trains*
Mr. Nut: We're back.
Kevin: We were supposed to be back last week, but I guess we forgot.
Metal Gloss: Yeah, sorry everyone. I'm Metal Gloss from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm your hostess tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back

Metal Gloss: 更多 back to back episodes of my show? This really is spectacular.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run...
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Sean: *Playing Mario Kart with Kevin* It's a great 日 to play Mario Kart.
Ian: *Looking at Sean* How is a train playing Mario Kart?

His eyes are wide open as the song starts.

Ian: What is that?!
Kevin: I don't want to know.
Sean: Turn it off!!
Kevin: *Throws a hammer at his TV, but the song is still playing*
Ian: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Skywalker: Not what, but who. That's Spongebob, and I'm Skywalker from Bartholomew. The 秒 half of our 显示 is beginning now.

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady...
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Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great 音乐 for you.
Skywalker: Did 你 forget that we have a 显示 to run?
Master Sword: You're the host 你 know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last 显示 of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...
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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the 音乐 and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if 你 want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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Hawkeye: What's with the weird music?
Kevin: Still ahead of your time.
Stylo: It's from the...90's?
Kevin: 80's.
S.B: S.B here folks, and I'm here as your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We're gonna kick off the rest of our 显示 with Six Shooters 2. Once that's over, we're gonna take a break, because of Chinese New Year, and President's Day. We will return on the 10th of March. Enjoy the movie.

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SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first 显示 of February, and this is how 你 want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In 你 go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 2

S.B: 更多 ponies, and...
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Kevin: *Running with Orion, and Snowflake* Come on! We gotta hurry, and get things set up for tonight!
Ten Cents: Okay, 你 guys are probably wondering, what's going on? Well, the schedule kinda got fouled up at the last second, and we're forced to do our 显示 earlier than expected, but we hope 你 like what we got for 你 next.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe Bay

The cast

Star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
Top Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the music

Horseshoe 湾 is in Baltimare, and many ships full of ponies, and 或者 cargo go there.

Two...
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Hawkeye: *Lays down a Royal Flush* Read it and weep everypony!
Stylo: *With Percy, Jeff, Pete, and Gordon* Ugh!
Percy: Good thing I folded.
Ten Cents: Hello. Nice to meet 你 guys.
Hawkeye: 你 must be from Horseshoe Bay. Nice to meet you.
Ten Cents: Yeah. We only have two episodes, so this is the only time you'll see me.
Hawkeye: Just two? Wow. We better have 你 as the host before it's too late.
Ten Cents: Thanks. For Hawkeye's kindness, I made up a schedule that he'll really like.

5:50 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back

6 PM - Later

Horseshoe 湾 - Back 2 Back

Ten Cents: Let's get...
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Kevin: Our creator is finally here.
S.B: Don't give away my identity!
Parker: Too late.
Liam: It was already 给 away in the ending credits of your show.
S.B: Ah. Oh well, I don't care. Today's a nice day, especially for train watching.
Jazlin: *Passing 由 with a passenger train at high speed*
Snowflake: Can we get the 显示 going again please?
Kevin: No one's stopping you.
Snowflake: Okay, we got a special 粉丝 fiction for 你 tonight. It's Revenge Of The Diesels. Back to Sodor everyone.

Sodor, 1977

Thomas: *Pulling Annie, and Clarabel on his branch line*
Paxton: *Stops at a station with a...
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Sean: *Listening to the music* Hey, now we're talking.
Liam: This 音乐 is awesome.
Parker: I don't like it.
Hawkeye: I think it's ahead of it's time.
Parker: Oh yeah, 你 live in the 50's.
Orion: *Crashes a freight train*
Snowflake: *Sighs* My brother......*Looks at the reader* Oh, hello there. Welcome to another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm your hostess tonight. We got a good lineup for you, and it goes somewhat like this.

12 PM - Now

Trainz
The Nut House

12:30 PM - Later

Revenge Of The Diesels

Snowflake: I'm sorry, we usually...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 8: Seaside Adventure

Stacey was fishing out on the boardwalk 由 her home, when Stephanie, Eula, and Addie arrived.

Stephanie: Hi Stacey.
Stacey: *Looks at her friends* Oh, 嘿 girls. Didn't expect 你 to get here so soon.
Addie: Well, *giggles* we did.
Stacey: Where are the others?
Eula: They haven't arrived yet.

Just then, Stacey felt something...
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Percy: I'm still sad that Bartholomew is no longer with us.
Jeff: He'll be back. He's getting his own spin off.
Jerry: *Blows his horn twice as he returns* Welcome back to our show. I'm Jerry from Trainz, and I'm your host for tonight. Six Shooters is on it's way now.

Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant 日 as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Kristen 钟, 贝尔 as Amy
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn...
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Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops 下一个 to Orion, and Kevin* 嘿 你 two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of 你 just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09...
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Kevin: *Looking at his watch* It's not 8 O' Clock. What are we doing here so early?
Shayne: Play a song, and let's explain to our fans.
Kevin: On it. *Kicks a jukebox, and listens to the song*
Hawkeye: *Walks with Stylo over to Kevin*
Mr. Wright: *Sticks his megaphone out of a building* What's happenin'?
Kevin: I'm sorry guys, but we gotta do our 显示 today at 12, instead of 8.
Stylo: Could have told us earlier.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I got 晚餐 on the stove.
Kevin: Well, who's the host? Let's get this 显示 on the road so Hawkeye can get his dinner.
Stylo: Oh, right, that's me. Welcome to Sean's...
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Sean The Hedgehog: Welcome to the 秒 half of our show. We will be 展示 你 the Thomas & 老友记 spoof, Thomas & The Magic Railway.

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Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This...
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Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the 显示 starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the 显示 starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Thomas &...
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