Der Untergang

My furher, who will be your 下一个 target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. 说 Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. 说 Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's 说 to be present. 说 Steiner Fine. We'll go there. 说 Hitler My furher, 你 shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

My fuhrer, what are 你 going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner 说 I can find it on a couple different web sites. 说 Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are 你 sure 你 wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard 或者 not. 说 Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to 你 playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! 说 Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! 说 Hitler This 音乐 is so obnixious. said...

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. 说 Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. 说 Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. 说 Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. 说 Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure 你 have a hat to wear has to be one of them! 说 Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. 说 Jodl And 你 should of! This is why none of 你 come prepared for these kind of situations! 说 Hitler Let's not get upset and...