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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your 下一个 target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held 由 Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. 说 Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. 说 Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. 说 Hitler My fuhrer, 你 shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and 老友记 go to Muscetong River

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My fuhrer, what are 你 planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to 你 and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. 说 Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. 说 Hitler I think 你 should find some 鱼 for me while you're at it. 说 Krebs Fine. I'll find some 鱼 for you. 说 Hitler My fuhrer, i object to 你 proving this thing's existence. 说 Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought 你 were in favor of this plan! 说 Hitler I'm not. Because i believe 你 won't find this creature. 说 Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! 说 Hitler (An 小时 later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! 说 Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

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My furher, who will be your 下一个 target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. 说 Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. 说 Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's 说 to be present. 说 Steiner Fine. We'll go there. 说 Hitler My furher, 你 shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are 你 going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner 说 I can find it on a couple different web sites. 说 Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are 你 sure 你 wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard 或者 not. 说 Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to 你 playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! 说 Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! 说 Hitler This 音乐 is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. 说 Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. 说 Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. 说 Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. 说 Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure 你 have a hat to wear has to be one of them! 说 Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. 说 Jodl And 你 should of! This is why none of 你 come prepared for these kind of situations! 说 Hitler Let's not get upset and...