茉莉, 茉莉花 Outfit Evolution

*Resuming conversation... They look down and suddenly see... some giant fireball soaring up in the sky(Wait- can fireballs REALLY float?).*

Hella: Hurry 你 retards!

*The gang pull Rodney back up just in time. It zoomed up where everyone could see it and then ascemds farther up to the ceiling(Or to one of those doors/rooms)*

Rodney: *Pulls his pants back up* So, where do ya think it's heading?

Kids: *Shrug* How should we know?

Fairy G: Aw crap, here comes another fireball!

*This time multiple fireballs came zooming out and started flying everywhere*

Rodney: Okay, that is just creepy!

Fairy G: How is...

“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. 花木兰 isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is 更多 than can be 说 for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...

Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the 螃蟹 turned to the two mice before him. "Every 年 I'm all set and ready to retire. And every 年 someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the 更多 chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...

Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The 皇后乐队 consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...

Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a 螃蟹 a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...

It's 圣诞节 morning they had no 圣诞节 树 they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry 圣诞节 everyone get up I wanna give all of 你 your presents" 说 Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, 灰姑娘 wanted to be the first to give her 老友记 their presents.

"Chief I got 你 a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got 你 a 牛扒, 牛排 with a bone in it. Jaq I got 你 some cheese, and Christopher I got 你 a....." 说 Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got 你 something, we got 你 a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...

    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would 你 be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another 日 without you-"
    Princess 豌豆 interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" 豌豆 turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, 你 are so beautiful that I am unbothered 由 this quirk....

The princess are almost to the 城堡 and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" 说 Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" 说 Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" 说 Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" 说 Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" 说 Philip. "You need to give them 更多 credit my 灰姑娘 was weak but later became 更多 tough and my princess" 说 Christopher(Cinderella's...

It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but 花木兰 who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge 花木兰 is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do 你 wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" 说 Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge 花木兰 你 can tell us anything" 说 Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" 说 Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...

    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and 猫 fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do 你 have to take us down here?” 真假公主 moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the 皇后乐队 of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...

COMING 下一个 SATURDAY...
Princess 豌豆 will face her most suspensful adventure yet when a war erupts between the Natives and the English settlers. Will 豌豆 be able to help Pocahontas and her true 爱情 John Smith be together 或者 is sass just not enough this time? In this sneak peek, here's a glimpse of 下一个 week's chapter.

"Pocahontas!" yelled Pea. "Are 你 nuts? 你 can't go around making out with hot white boys! Unless there was some tongue, then it was totally worth it."
"But Pea," replied the beautiful chief's daughter. "I love John Smith! And even though Kocoum was killed, I can't help but think...

So the princesses talked and got to know each other and told their stories. "But why did 你 runaway from your family" Aurora asked Ariel. "My father was too strick and my sisters were so ubsesed with looks and I just wanted to be up in the world above it's inteasting to me and Eric" Awnsered Ariel. "I agree with Ariel my dad was too strick too I never even had any real 老友记 other than my tiger that is until I ranaway and met 阿拉丁 and 灰姑娘 why did 你 stay with other horrible women why didn't 你 runaway" 说 Jasmine. "Those three were all I got before my father died I promised...

Snow White and 灰姑娘 were still holding Aurora’s body when 灰姑娘 opened the door and found confusion in the kitchen’s halls. “What is going on outside?” 茉莉, 茉莉花 asked confusedly. “I heard this banging with your leave.”
    “Funny,” 灰姑娘 replied. “We heard the bang.”
    However, the conversation stopped as Belle and 茉莉, 茉莉花 noticed the sleeping Aurora. They rushed over and Belle concluded, “She must be…”
    “The fifth princess,” 茉莉, 茉莉花 and Belle stated, looking at each other, surprised...

I'm here to write about the herones that should be princesses!
To start with Jane she could be called a princess because Tarzan is technicly prince of the jungle so since jane and tarzan are married that makes Jane kinda a princess.

下一个 is Gissle from Enchanted.Everyone knows she's a princess but then at the end of the movie she's not really a princess anymore but she is still a princess like judi Benson who plays Ariel Once a princess always a princess.

Now i'm here to talk about Pochantas she is daughter of the chief a the daughter of the cheif and the daughter to a cheif is a princess....

Ok, starting off I don't think Maleficent is in the wrong here I mean if 你 know anything about her back story 你 would know that King Stephen and the 皇后乐队 have been terrible to her. Then they don't even invite her to the baby's party. Heck! I would have cursed the child too. Now keeping subject on the 精灵 when I was little I didn't really like the 精灵 they just seemed dumb, and as a 7 年 old child I could think of better ways to help out Aurora. MaryWeather the blue fairy says only a true 爱情 can break the spell. But if 你 fast 前锋, 期待 a bit she keeps Aurora AWAY from people....

In favor to our beloved princesses.....I present this solute.

Have 你 ever had a day...a bad day? *Emotional 音乐 plays* 你 think that is bad, huh? Let's take a moment...our beloved princesses have been attacked with diseases, terrible ones. They are extremely contagious, and have affected our little ones.


The Eye multiplication/remover: Ze Eyes

Now Ze eyes is a very rare disease, 你 can lose your eyes, 或者 get them in 随意 places. But Snow White has been cursed with something even worse than 你 can imagine:COMBINATION




Bearded Woman

This has been one of the most affective out of...

A lot of people call the classics Mary-Sues and I strongly disagree, and I have much evidence to prove that they are far from perfect. But hey, their opinion, I'll respect that. Here we go...

Here is why they are underrated

1)Feminine
2)Mary-Sues
3)Need a Prince for rescue

They are feminine, yes, but that is not bad in any way. They are Mary-Sues? No way. They need a prince for rescue, they are capable of many things 由 themselves.

Starting out with the first and my 最喜爱的 out of the classics....

SNOW WHITE:
I think she is the most underrated out of all the princesses. In areas like beauty (she's...

If 你 look at this list, 你 might notice that most of those songs and scores are set to montages. They are played when either a longer timespan passes by, 或者 when the movie tries to convey some sort of development 或者 message. This time around, 阿拉丁 and 灰姑娘 are not included, there was no song 或者 score which fit the criteria.

8. Princess and the Frog: Yeah, I think this will surprise no one. I 说 it before, but here the main problem I have with “Dig a little deeper”: The text makes no sense. It’s an example of what happens, when someone uses figurative language without...