Yes, 你 read it correctly...I'm 写作 what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other 文章 I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...

**if 你 are easily offended, 你 might want to stop 阅读 right here...ok, no turning back now...

Snow White

The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish 你 would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice 由 any means, but 你 get my drift. And 你 pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.

Cinderella

This one is a tough one, with her being my 最喜爱的 Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that 你 put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's 牛奶 as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame 你 for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were 你 to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.

Aurora

Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook 或者 clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, 唱歌 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs as if 你 are 唱歌 in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and 你 two can break into song and dance with each other.

Ariel

When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of 你 Ariel. When someone tells 你 to go left, 你 go right. 你 want everything that 你 can't have...like legs. So 你 go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY 你 only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if 你 ask me...but, I am 苦 and guarded from being hurt 由 guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.

Belle

Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if 你 are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud 松饼 following 你 around, WHAT is stopping 你 sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!

Jasmine

I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! 茉莉, 茉莉花 has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least 茉莉, 茉莉花 did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for 阿拉丁 she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.

Pocahontas

How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I 说 stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she 迷失 her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.

Mulan

Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and 爱情 between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really 爱情 her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!

Tiana

I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK 你 God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.

Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!