There are several rules to stealing another girl's man and Princess 豌豆 knew them all 由 heart. For example, 你 must remember that the end justifies the means...some people will need to get hurt for 你 to succeed. Another rule is that 你 have to be incredibly sneaky and manipulative 或者 你 could get caught in your own web of lies. And of course, Pea's favourite of the rules: never give up. On the other hand they were all her favourite rules...considering she'd invented them herself.
"Honestly Jasmine, you're a saint," 说 豌豆 casually the 下一个 morning, while she and 茉莉, 茉莉花 were sitting 由 the fountain.
"What do 你 mean?" inquired Jasmine, while she petted Rajah.
"Oh nothing..."
"Okay, well then I'm just gonna go to my room and get-"
"Fine, alright, I'll tell you! You've got me!" interrupted Pea, being her usual drama-queen self. "I just don't understand how 你 can plan on marrying someone who thinks you're stupid!"
"Prince Ali called me stupid?" demanded Jasmine, her tone furious.
"Well, not exactly...I believe his specific words were 'lacking in brain but so rich and beautiful that I put up with it.' Something like that."
With that, 茉莉, 茉莉花 headed into the palace to find her fiancé, her fists clenched.
Princess 豌豆 turned to Rajah: "Princesses can be so tempermental, can't they?"
For the rest of the day, 茉莉, 茉莉花 refused to speak to Prince Ali Ababwa. Princess 豌豆 couldn't be 更多 pleased with her scheme. Finally she would be loved 由 a prince. Because although 豌豆 would never in her wildest dreams admit it, all she really wanted was for someone to 爱情 her.
"I wouldn't blame 你 if 你 called off the wedding," 豌豆 said...this time to Ali Ababwa. "The girl obviously has serious issues. I mean accusing 你 of calling her stupid when 你 clearly never 说 anything of the sort."
"You don't understand, Pea," replied Ali, "I 爱情 茉莉, 茉莉花 更多 than anything."
"Oh, I see," answered 豌豆 sweetly. "Well, I didn't realize it was that serious. So she loves 你 even with all your supposed flaws she mentioned. How romantic!"
"Flaws?"
"Yeah," 豌豆 deviously engaged the prince in conversation, "To be 更多 specific: She has a list. It's the 列表 of things she can't stand about you. Off the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head some of the words were smelly, lazy, annoying, moronic and devastatingly bad-looking."
Prince Ali couldn't even respond he was so heartbroken. Princess 豌豆 all of a sudden noticed a little green fellow sitting on her shoulder. "Who the hell are you?" she asked.
"Cricket's the name, Jiminy Cricket. I'm here to be your conscience. After Pinocchio became a real boy, he grew up to be a crack addict who makes his money through his own porn website so I really need someone else to let me be their guide. Look at what you've done, Pea. You've broken the hearts of two innocent people 由 lying to them just so 你 can have a chance with Prince Ali. Is that really the type of person 你 want to be? No! You're better than that, Pea! Now the first thing 你 should do is-" 豌豆 flicked the annoying bug off her shoulder and watched him soar over the balcony and disappear. Her thoughts went back to her devious scheme.
She went over to 茉莉, 茉莉花 and decided it was time to come clean...maybe she did have shred of a soul.
"You made all of that stuff up just to break up me and Ali? Are 你 crazy? 你 are the most self-absorbed person I've met since Prince Achmed! I want 你 out of here 由 tonight!" 茉莉, 茉莉花 slammed the door in Pea's face.
"Well you're a fugly whore..." replied 豌豆 under her breath.
豌豆 sadly made her way over to the palace hall...she overheard Ali from behind the corner of the wall. Prince Ali was talking to someone but who? She peeked over to see Ali Ababwa talking to a floating blue genie. Ali was saying something, "I should've known I couldn't pull off this prince thing. According to Peanalita, 茉莉, 茉莉花 hates me."
"Don't give up, Al!" the Genie exclaimed. Suddenly he was wearing a sparkly ball 袍, 礼服 and had a blonde bun. "No matter how your 心 is grieving, if 你 keep on believing, the dream that 你 wish will come true!" He returned to his normal form. "Talk to Jasmine. I'll be in my lamp." The Genie whirled away back into his itty-bittie living space.
"I heard the whole thing," 豌豆 说 from behind the corner of the wall.
"Oh no..." replied Ali. "Please Pea, don't tell 茉莉, 茉莉花 I'm not a prince!"
"What? You're not a prince?"
"No, isn't that what 你 just overheard? I'm really a street-rat...I found this genie and now I-"
"Don't worry Al," smiled Pea. "Jasmine has a good heart. I'm sure she loves 你 for who 你 are...I on the other hand have completely 迷失 interest now that I know you're a filthy peasant. And in exchange for my keeping your secret from princess hotpants, I'm gonna need a little favor of my own."
With that, Princess 豌豆 rode off on 最佳, 返回页首 of Aladdin's magic carpet, onwards to a new destination, wherever that may be.

(End Of Part 5)