This is inspired 由 this hilarious twitter I found, @celebsinhs.
Examples of their tweets:
This is my collab with my friend Olivia, 你 might know her as _CatWoman_. She helped me a lot with this and gave some hilarious ideas.
Alright, let's get on with my take of them! Try to guess which DP it is as I give hints of their qualities. Don't scroll too far too fast!
-nice enough to eat the gross sloppy joe in the cafeteria
-casually catches bugs and take them outside when they scare everyone else in class
-looks like the grudge in the winter
-dated a sophomore when she was like 10, is still dating 说 person
-thinks she's a slytherin because she can tolerate emo, punk, and goth kids
-a pigeon shat on her once and she responded 由 passive-aggressively 唱歌 to it about how the bird should say sorry
-gets shook when people don't wash their hands in the school bathroom
Snow White
-hates gender norms, is passionately against guys being made fun of for wearing pink
-became a really chill hippie
-so she's spiritual too and meditates at like 7 AM
-tried to pierce herself in her embarrassing cheerleader days hazing with an 苹果 and a needle but fainted afterwards. Nobody knows if she fainted from striking the needle in earlobe 或者 由 biting the school caf's nasty apple
-can't choose between cool and warm tones during art class
Aurora
-is scared of chopsticks because they're like reincarnated trees to her but in peasant form
-almost 迷失 her soul in a weird dream, told whole class about it but forgot that it was in Mr. Frollo's class and now he thinks she's a demon
-sells weird knickknacks like pokemon cards, 糖果 and troll 玩偶 in the student black market thinking she's a rebel
-always has an extra pad for a sista, but encourages tampons
-spirit animal is a koi 鱼 because she realized humans lay eggs like 鱼 and that somehow blew her adorable mind
-thinks cooking utensils have the perfect aesthetic
-received cutlery from a secret santa, was never happier
-gets offended when 你 assume her hair's dirty because she brushes it with a fork
Ariel
-thinks she's 冷却器 than Beyonce
-used to copy Kim K's contouring because she was self conscious about her nose
-wears designer PJs to school but the craziest, heaviest bling 你 can think up
-knows a janitor that can spit fire
-no, literally eat and spit fire, not just in bathroom rap battles
-is the kind of chick that begs for 老友记 to share snacks but always wears Louis Vuitton
Jasmine
-is that overachiever that joined every club in the school
-because of that, she's in the muslims association club but she's not even muslim it's cool tho
-super cheerful and positive, but so cute that even the edgiest kids couldn't help but smile at her
-jack of all trades so she steals time during talent shows with her magicians act
-has the school bad boy as her flirty assistant
-skipped 占星术 club to see the supermoon
Rapunzel
- seems ice cold but is just introverted
-surprised everyone when she slayed with her style during prom
-says sassy things, gets annoyed with they become a trend/meme in the school
-gets really stressed before tests and highlights whole paragraphs
-feels like a huge wight if lifted off of her shoulders and defends her freedom when she refuses to do her homework
Elsa
-gives it her all in relationships
-bf ended up separating with her when he studied overseas anyways
-Doesn't GAF, biggest daredevil and takes her bucket 列表 seriously
-went to the gym everyday for a straight 5 months to beat Gaston at a hand-wrestling match
-the school girl crush
-got a rude history teacher expelled for spreading misinformation/rude allegations about native americans
Pocahontas
-she's wicked smaht
-but invalidate her intelligence just because she's asian and she'll kick your ass
-invalidate her intelligence for just being a woman and she'll still kick your ass
-thought she was slick 由 joining the 足球 team through a fake ID and mens uniform but coach noticed something was off the time she winced being hit at the chest area but not crotch area
Mulan
-looks like a nerd, is actually a hipster
-makes the weirdest derp faces to be quirky but is still gorgeous
-kid that seems smart because they read 图书 but thought pots could actually talk from that "I'm a teapot" nursery rhyme until she was 13. THIRTEEN
-didn't judge 你 when 你 pronounced acquiescence incorrectly
-has a thing for hairy guys
-was at the 图书馆 so often 你 thought she was the librarian
Belle
-goes full on Gordon Ramsey when her 首页 ec partner put exactly less than 267 TINY GRAINS of sugar in a single doughnut they made
-from then on she always partnered up with Ariel because cooking utensils
-is that 随意 nerd that's 老友记 with the stoners but never goes to parties 或者 blazes it because they have homework and don't care for that life
-school legend that makes thanksgiving turkey and tofu for the caf and now it's tradition
-kidnapped the frogs from some creepy bio teacher in her freshman 年 and released them into the cheerleader's locker rooms. The cheerleaders sang too loudly in their harmonizing with the ribbits, and because of that, Walt 迪士尼 High banned dissecting frogs
Tiana
-too vintage to twerk but always cheers on Kuzco and Gaston when they do
-was an awkward freshman but blossomed during her junior years and looks amazing now
-binge-watches Nicholas Sparks 电影院 during lunch in the 图书馆 because they're so bad they're hilarious
-is the 皇后乐队 of the school
-but washes dishes with the lunchladies
-wore chokers while they were still out of fashion to the spring dance
Cinderella
-has no filter, asked the most blunt 问题 during sex ed
-is that one good Samaritan that's not afraid to speak up to bullies
-hair messier than Rapunzel's yet still cleaner
-wore a 衬衫 that 说 anarchy to homecoming
-made the best speech as a valedictorian
-went out with the most unpopular kid as a prom 日期 because she's awesome to people
-is always bombarded with dick pics for her amazing selfies but is apathetic when they tell her "feast yer eyes" and she responds 由 posting a gif of Dory saying "Hey there little guy!"
Merida
-seems like a ditz but actually tutors her sister
-bf thinks he's slick 由 disguising dick jokes with shoe size
-she's slick back 由 saying "What does that say about Cinderella, then?"
-scams people as a medium during the highschool 万圣节前夕 events just because she can finish other people's sentences
Anna
Examples of their tweets:
This is my collab with my friend Olivia, 你 might know her as _CatWoman_. She helped me a lot with this and gave some hilarious ideas.
Alright, let's get on with my take of them! Try to guess which DP it is as I give hints of their qualities. Don't scroll too far too fast!
-nice enough to eat the gross sloppy joe in the cafeteria
-casually catches bugs and take them outside when they scare everyone else in class
-looks like the grudge in the winter
-dated a sophomore when she was like 10, is still dating 说 person
-thinks she's a slytherin because she can tolerate emo, punk, and goth kids
-a pigeon shat on her once and she responded 由 passive-aggressively 唱歌 to it about how the bird should say sorry
-gets shook when people don't wash their hands in the school bathroom
Snow White
-hates gender norms, is passionately against guys being made fun of for wearing pink
-became a really chill hippie
-so she's spiritual too and meditates at like 7 AM
-tried to pierce herself in her embarrassing cheerleader days hazing with an 苹果 and a needle but fainted afterwards. Nobody knows if she fainted from striking the needle in earlobe 或者 由 biting the school caf's nasty apple
-can't choose between cool and warm tones during art class
Aurora
-is scared of chopsticks because they're like reincarnated trees to her but in peasant form
-almost 迷失 her soul in a weird dream, told whole class about it but forgot that it was in Mr. Frollo's class and now he thinks she's a demon
-sells weird knickknacks like pokemon cards, 糖果 and troll 玩偶 in the student black market thinking she's a rebel
-always has an extra pad for a sista, but encourages tampons
-spirit animal is a koi 鱼 because she realized humans lay eggs like 鱼 and that somehow blew her adorable mind
-thinks cooking utensils have the perfect aesthetic
-received cutlery from a secret santa, was never happier
-gets offended when 你 assume her hair's dirty because she brushes it with a fork
Ariel
-thinks she's 冷却器 than Beyonce
-used to copy Kim K's contouring because she was self conscious about her nose
-wears designer PJs to school but the craziest, heaviest bling 你 can think up
-knows a janitor that can spit fire
-no, literally eat and spit fire, not just in bathroom rap battles
-is the kind of chick that begs for 老友记 to share snacks but always wears Louis Vuitton
Jasmine
-is that overachiever that joined every club in the school
-because of that, she's in the muslims association club but she's not even muslim it's cool tho
-super cheerful and positive, but so cute that even the edgiest kids couldn't help but smile at her
-jack of all trades so she steals time during talent shows with her magicians act
-has the school bad boy as her flirty assistant
-skipped 占星术 club to see the supermoon
Rapunzel
- seems ice cold but is just introverted
-surprised everyone when she slayed with her style during prom
-says sassy things, gets annoyed with they become a trend/meme in the school
-gets really stressed before tests and highlights whole paragraphs
-feels like a huge wight if lifted off of her shoulders and defends her freedom when she refuses to do her homework
Elsa
-gives it her all in relationships
-bf ended up separating with her when he studied overseas anyways
-Doesn't GAF, biggest daredevil and takes her bucket 列表 seriously
-went to the gym everyday for a straight 5 months to beat Gaston at a hand-wrestling match
-the school girl crush
-got a rude history teacher expelled for spreading misinformation/rude allegations about native americans
Pocahontas
-she's wicked smaht
-but invalidate her intelligence just because she's asian and she'll kick your ass
-invalidate her intelligence for just being a woman and she'll still kick your ass
-thought she was slick 由 joining the 足球 team through a fake ID and mens uniform but coach noticed something was off the time she winced being hit at the chest area but not crotch area
Mulan
-looks like a nerd, is actually a hipster
-makes the weirdest derp faces to be quirky but is still gorgeous
-kid that seems smart because they read 图书 but thought pots could actually talk from that "I'm a teapot" nursery rhyme until she was 13. THIRTEEN
-didn't judge 你 when 你 pronounced acquiescence incorrectly
-has a thing for hairy guys
-was at the 图书馆 so often 你 thought she was the librarian
Belle
-goes full on Gordon Ramsey when her 首页 ec partner put exactly less than 267 TINY GRAINS of sugar in a single doughnut they made
-from then on she always partnered up with Ariel because cooking utensils
-is that 随意 nerd that's 老友记 with the stoners but never goes to parties 或者 blazes it because they have homework and don't care for that life
-school legend that makes thanksgiving turkey and tofu for the caf and now it's tradition
-kidnapped the frogs from some creepy bio teacher in her freshman 年 and released them into the cheerleader's locker rooms. The cheerleaders sang too loudly in their harmonizing with the ribbits, and because of that, Walt 迪士尼 High banned dissecting frogs
Tiana
-too vintage to twerk but always cheers on Kuzco and Gaston when they do
-was an awkward freshman but blossomed during her junior years and looks amazing now
-binge-watches Nicholas Sparks 电影院 during lunch in the 图书馆 because they're so bad they're hilarious
-is the 皇后乐队 of the school
-but washes dishes with the lunchladies
-wore chokers while they were still out of fashion to the spring dance
Cinderella
-has no filter, asked the most blunt 问题 during sex ed
-is that one good Samaritan that's not afraid to speak up to bullies
-hair messier than Rapunzel's yet still cleaner
-wore a 衬衫 that 说 anarchy to homecoming
-made the best speech as a valedictorian
-went out with the most unpopular kid as a prom 日期 because she's awesome to people
-is always bombarded with dick pics for her amazing selfies but is apathetic when they tell her "feast yer eyes" and she responds 由 posting a gif of Dory saying "Hey there little guy!"
Merida
-seems like a ditz but actually tutors her sister
-bf thinks he's slick 由 disguising dick jokes with shoe size
-she's slick back 由 saying "What does that say about Cinderella, then?"
-scams people as a medium during the highschool 万圣节前夕 events just because she can finish other people's sentences
Anna