Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves,
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
你 got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all 你 gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:
Chorus:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
你 ain't never had friend like me
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is 你 want;
你 ain't never had friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what 你 wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little 更多 baklava?
Have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
你 ain't never had friend like me
Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your 老友记 do this?
Can your 老友记 do that?
Can your 老友记 pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your 老友记 go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your 老友记 go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful urge to help 你 out,
So what 你 wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a 列表 that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh -
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish 或者 two 或者 three.
I'm on the job 你 big nabob!
你 ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
你 ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
你 ain't never had a friend like me.
你 ain't never had a friend like me
Scheherazade had a thousand tales.
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
你 got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how.
See, all 你 gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say:
Chorus:
"Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down?"
你 ain't never had friend like me
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is 你 want;
你 ain't never had friend like me!
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what 你 wish; it's yours, true dish.
How 'bout a little 更多 baklava?
Have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
你 ain't never had friend like me
Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can your 老友记 do this?
Can your 老友记 do that?
Can your 老友记 pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your 老友记 go poof?
Well looky here.
Can your 老友记 go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the sucker disappear?
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires.
I've got a powerful urge to help 你 out,
So what 你 wish, I really wanna know?
You've got a 列表 that's three miles long, no doubt,
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so, and oh -
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish 或者 two 或者 three.
I'm on the job 你 big nabob!
你 ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
你 ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
你 ain't never had a friend like me.
你 ain't never had a friend like me