Eventually I'll write one of those 文章 that's a comprehensive 列表 of everything, but for now this is an 文章 I felt like writing. It's the easiest one for me and probably the most consistent.


11. Aladdin
While he can be endearing and generous, I can never forgive the way he acts towards Jasmine. I wrote a whole 文章 about why I don't like him which 你 can read here, but I'll summarize it quickly for you. The fact is 阿拉丁 constantly lies to Jasmine's face despite being handed several opportunities to tell the truth. The worst part is 茉莉, 茉莉花 made it clear in the beginning of the movie that she likes him even though he was poor and he completely ignored everything he learned about her, assumed she was shallow because she was royalty (despite the fact that they were about! to! kiss! when she was in disguise) and shows up at her front door going "Haha I will win the Princess" like she is being auctioned off and 表演 like the precise kind of douchebag he knows she doesn't like. I could sympathize with him thinking that's how he should except it's a) a totally misogynistic way to act and b) he met 茉莉, 茉莉花 EARLIER and KNOWS that's not the kind of girl she is. As someone with social anxiety, I know what it's like to overthink and second-guess the way someone feels about you, but even if he thought 茉莉, 茉莉花 thought he was stupid, why would he still being trying to win her over if he thought she was that shallow? I do think he genuinely loves her but he is so clouded 由 his own poor judgment that I just can't forgive him. And the fact that he is a repeat offender and treats his 老友记 like crap too makes him really irk me. I just don't understand how, when 茉莉, 茉莉花 makes it clear on multiple occasions that she loves the boy in the marketplace, he continues to lie to her and ignore everything she says. (and I know we're not supposed to count sequels but boy is he just a giant dick there).

To make a long story short: liar, liar, plants for hire


10. Flynn Rider
Oh look, it's almost as if I don't like lying, scheming men. To be honest, Flynn's got a big jump from Aladdin-- I actually like the guy. He might even be the bravest 迪士尼 Prince. He does constantly try to trick Rapunzel but only to escape her violent clutches and to be honest who knows what his sanity is 给 that Rapunzel probably gave him like 8 concussions with the amount of times she smacked him with her frying pan. So why is he so low?
Well, to be honest, do we even know the guy? We know who he is as a thief, and we get that he was an orphan, but I sort of feel like I signed up for an internet dating site and Flynn was the dude who messaged me like "hey, i'm a real cool guy, I saw your pics and 你 seem nice, wanna meet up for a coffee, go on a romantic 船, 小船 ride and set off some lanterns into the sky and then find your long 迷失 parents?"


9. Prince Phillip
There is so much to say about Phillip. For one thing, he certainly is a prince, no doubt about that. His name is definitely Phillip, and he's in the movie. I could go on and on. To be honest I'm only giving him extra points for that whole "And marry the girl I love. Goodbye father!" Which always makes me laugh. He's your quintessential knight in shining armor dude. Oh, also there's that dungeon scene where he's tied up and struggling against the chains. Actually it's like 99% the dungeon scene the reason why he's higher than the other 2.


8. Kristoff
To be honest, Kristoff, Phillip, Flynn, and Prince Charming (yet to be mentioned) are all interchangable. Kristoff is gruff and awkward, but at least 更多 dynamic and original than what I expected out of Disney. He certainly came out of left field, I think. But at least I feel like I get to know a little 更多 about Kristoff and his backstory than I do Flynn 或者 Prince Phillip- like the fact that he apparently smells terrible no matter how much he washes and uses his reindeer as a puppet.... has anyone done a background check on this guy?


7. Prince Charming
Prince Charming makes me laugh because he's such a giant dick. He straight up rolls his eyes right in the faces of the two ugly girls who approach him and keeps looking up to the balcony and giving his father reproachful looks. I have no doubt that he's very kind and sweet to 灰姑娘 but when she's not around I'm guessing he's muttering a lot of sarcastic 评论 under his breath to himself. He's a romantic guy and he's also the only one who makes me crack up during the movie.


6. The Prince
He's just really sweet. I 爱情 how happy he is (have 你 ever seen the scene that was cut from the movie where he jumps into a puddle because he's so excited that Snow White likes him? Adorable.) And I'm willing to forgive the fact that he sneaks up on her because.... of no logical reason whatsover. I 爱情 his voice, I 爱情 his dedication to find her, and I 爱情 the shade of lipstick he wears. He's just an 总体, 整体 cute guy.


5. The Beast
The Beast (I REFUSE TO CALL HIM ADAM) is hands down the most multi-dimensional of all the princes. It's great having the anti-hero turn into the secondary protagonist; it makes the movie 更多 interesting. He's very well developed character and 你 can really see his personality change and growth over time; but he's also likable, awkward, funny, and real. He acts like a real guy (well, hopefully not including the whole imprisoning stranger's family members part). I relate to him on multiple levels and what's also great about him is he appeals to furries. It's great to see 迪士尼 really reach out to even their most obscure fans.


4. Prince Naveen
What I find so endearing about Naveen (besides the fact that he's really freaking hot) is what people usually don't like about him- the fact that he has no talent to do anything. In a 迪士尼 universe where all the men seem to be able to do everything and anything, Naveen can't even cut a mushroom, doesn't know how to work, gets fooled easily and is a total lazy bum... and that's why I 爱情 him. In the end, he still tries his hardest for Tiana even though he messes up a few times (Remember their first 日期 where he minces their ENTIRE MEAL and then proceeds to spill it all over the ground?). I 爱情 his carefree attitude and his whole "life is short, when you're done you're done, we're on this earth to have some fun, and that's the way things are" basically describes how I live my life. Don't copy me if 你 plan on succeeding though.


3. John Smith
I know he's not exactly the most 流行的 of the 迪士尼 Princes but my 最佳, 返回页首 3 are princes that just cannot be beat- I adore them so much. My sense of humor is very similar to John Smith's. He's this guy I see who's got this running monologue of hilarious inner commentary going through his head despite the craziness going on around him, his constant deadpan face at everything and his casual reaction to a creepy 树 with hollow eyes calling him hot -"Oh, I like her"- is probably how I would react. He's also brave, loyal, faithful, and sticks up for what he believes in.


2. Prince Eric/Prince Porn
My 老友记 and I nicknamed him Prince Porn because of how gorgeous he is. 耶稣 Christ, this man is the product of perfect genetics. I tend to like the princes that steer away from the wise-cracking pretty boy theme and break the 迪士尼 Prince mold in some sort of way, and although Eric certainly fits, he also doesn't in ways that are really important to me. In fact, he almost is a 迪士尼 Princess insetad- complaining that he wants true love, falling in 爱情 with some girl who sang to him and vowing to find her, he's the pursuee in the relationship instead of pursuing the girl, letting his fantasies overtake reality. He's also super humble and modest- something I can claim about none of the rest of the 迪士尼 Princes. Kind, gentle, and HE CARES ABOUT HIS DOG SO MUCH THAT HE SAVED HIM FROM A BURNING SHIP. Besides the usual traits that I find appealing in a guy, what I like most about Eric is that he's so genuine and nonjudgmental; he falls for a girl who used a fork to brush her hair, blew a pipe in Grimsby's face, rips the puppets off of performer's hands and nearly drove them off a cliff. He genuinely likes a clearly very flawed girl and it gives me hope that someone like me can be loved so unconditionally like that. It's just so rare to meet someone so instantly genuine and dedicated. I could go on and on with reasons but the most important thing 你 should take away from this is that I mainly like him for his butt.


1. Shang
Tough, serious, but not without a sense of humor and clearly an intelligent guy, Shang is my 最喜爱的 迪士尼 Prince. Although starting out the movie slightly misogynistic, his 查看 eventually shift and I like that they 显示 a guy who's able to appreciate what a woman can do-even if she does it better than him- without feeling like his ego's been bruised. But mostly what gets me is the scene where Shang has discovered his father dies. In the moment of his greatest emotional low- finding out his father had been brutally murdered 由 the Huns- Shang composes himself and manages to continue on leading his troops, putting his country's needs before his own. That kind of dedication, sense of honor, and fighting for something 或者 someone he believes in regardless of his own personal safety 或者 emotional state is something that truly sends Shang to the 最佳, 返回页首 of my list. He's a very admirable guy, and I admire his abs almost as much.