This is something I've been mulling over for the past couple years, ever since I rediscovered my 爱情 for the 迪士尼 Princesses and began to watch all the old movies. We all know that 迪士尼 tends to take liberties with its merchandise (think Cinderella's silver 袍, 礼服 that suddenly turned blue), but this one may be something that the 粉丝 have imposed upon the movies.
Recall, for a moment, Monsieur Walt Disney's first two princes, generally referred to as The Prince and Prince Charming due to the fact that they strangely remain nameless for the entirety of their movies, despite being the heroines' eventual one true loves. (The authorities are still unsure as to how this grievous lapse of information occurred.) Both are dreamy, handsome, romantic, and famously underdeveloped characters.
Many of 你 are probably wondering what it is about them that I take issue with. Well, my dear readers, I ask 你 here and now, which one of them is actually Prince Charming?
"Why, Cinderella's prince, of course!" 你 reply confidently.
INCORRECT! And I have evidence to prove it, my friends, cold hard evidence!
你 may remember a certain scene from the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in which our fair princess sings of how one 日 her prince will find her and carry her off to his 城堡 where they will live forever in happiness and comfort. Just before this song begins, Snow White is asked 由 one of her dwarven company whether 或者 not it was hard to fall in love. In response she laughs "It was very easy! Anyone could see that the prince was charming; the only one for me."
Just mull over that line for a moment... Done? Good. Now I don't know about you, but I don't ever recall 灰姑娘 describing her prince in such a way. Thus, I must conclude that Snow White's prince is the real Prince Charming, meaning Cinderella's prince is an impostor! Who is he really and why has he conspired to steal another noble prince's identity? None can say!
And so, without further ado, let the commenting begin!
Recall, for a moment, Monsieur Walt Disney's first two princes, generally referred to as The Prince and Prince Charming due to the fact that they strangely remain nameless for the entirety of their movies, despite being the heroines' eventual one true loves. (The authorities are still unsure as to how this grievous lapse of information occurred.) Both are dreamy, handsome, romantic, and famously underdeveloped characters.
Bland, like white bread.
Boring, like vanilla ice cream.
Many of 你 are probably wondering what it is about them that I take issue with. Well, my dear readers, I ask 你 here and now, which one of them is actually Prince Charming?
"Why, Cinderella's prince, of course!" 你 reply confidently.
INCORRECT! And I have evidence to prove it, my friends, cold hard evidence!
你 may remember a certain scene from the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in which our fair princess sings of how one 日 her prince will find her and carry her off to his 城堡 where they will live forever in happiness and comfort. Just before this song begins, Snow White is asked 由 one of her dwarven company whether 或者 not it was hard to fall in love. In response she laughs "It was very easy! Anyone could see that the prince was charming; the only one for me."
Just mull over that line for a moment... Done? Good. Now I don't know about you, but I don't ever recall 灰姑娘 describing her prince in such a way. Thus, I must conclude that Snow White's prince is the real Prince Charming, meaning Cinderella's prince is an impostor! Who is he really and why has he conspired to steal another noble prince's identity? None can say!
And so, without further ado, let the commenting begin!
I already made one on 唱歌 so I thought I'd 移动 on to speaking..sooo yeah..This will probably be really short since I can't say much other than "ew 你 suck" 或者 "you're pretty cool", so I decided to just do descriptions under the pictures because it's so much easier that way. Oh yeah and I'm not including Anna/Elsa since sorting out eleven voices is hard enough and I can't figure out where I'd place them. If I had to choose Anna would probably be around seventh and Elsa would be around tenth. Tell me what your 列表 would look like in the comments! Thanks for 阅读 :)
11. Mulan-Finally a list that doesn't have Belle or Ariel at the bottom. Her voice is the only one that slightly annoys me. I just don't find it very emotional or interesting.
10. Belle-Well, Belle can only go so high when I'm making a list, but I'm really not being bias. Her voice still has a bit of annoyance to it and it doesn't really fit the character imho.
9. Ariel-Now we're to the voices I like. Ariel's voice is nice, but she has a bit of an accent that I don't really like. It's pretty expressive though.
8. Pocahontas-The only list you won't find Pocahontas high on. I love her movie, her personality, her beauty, her music, but her voice is just alright. It's not very expressive in my opinion, but it can convey excitement and anger, which I like.
7. Rapunzel-She's got a nice voice. Very expressive, very emotional, very wispy. It's just too typical to me. Her voice isn't anything unique compared to the ones above her.
6. Tiana-Tiana deserves a place in the top 5, but she just barely missed out. Now we're to the voices I LOVE. Tiana's voice is so rich and emotional. I really love it.
5. Merida-Merida's reached my top 5 for something! I love Merida's voice. It's so unique, so expressive. I can tell when she's sad or happy without even watching her.
4. Cinderella-I wanted to put her lower, but her voice is just so calming. It's like honey and I just love the way people spoke back in the olden days.
3. Aurora-My top 3 are far and away my favorites. I just love Aurora's voice. The maturity, the emotion, the pefectness of it is just so amazing. Her voice really fits her character.
2. Jasmine-I've recently become obsessed with Jasmine's voice. I literally spent an entire day just listening to her voice over and over again. While it's starting to wear off, I still love it. It's a bit nasally, but I love it anyway.
1. Snow White-I'm sure by now you all have seen my obsession with Snow White blossom recently. I'm basically obsessed with all things Snow White, and her voice is no different. HER LAUGH AHH. Her voice is just the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
