This is something I've been mulling over for the past couple years, ever since I rediscovered my 爱情 for the 迪士尼 Princesses and began to watch all the old movies. We all know that 迪士尼 tends to take liberties with its merchandise (think Cinderella's silver 袍, 礼服 that suddenly turned blue), but this one may be something that the 粉丝 have imposed upon the movies.
Recall, for a moment, Monsieur Walt Disney's first two princes, generally referred to as The Prince and Prince Charming due to the fact that they strangely remain nameless for the entirety of their movies, despite being the heroines' eventual one true loves. (The authorities are still unsure as to how this grievous lapse of information occurred.) Both are dreamy, handsome, romantic, and famously underdeveloped characters.
Many of 你 are probably wondering what it is about them that I take issue with. Well, my dear readers, I ask 你 here and now, which one of them is actually Prince Charming?
"Why, Cinderella's prince, of course!" 你 reply confidently.
INCORRECT! And I have evidence to prove it, my friends, cold hard evidence!
你 may remember a certain scene from the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in which our fair princess sings of how one 日 her prince will find her and carry her off to his 城堡 where they will live forever in happiness and comfort. Just before this song begins, Snow White is asked 由 one of her dwarven company whether 或者 not it was hard to fall in love. In response she laughs "It was very easy! Anyone could see that the prince was charming; the only one for me."
Just mull over that line for a moment... Done? Good. Now I don't know about you, but I don't ever recall 灰姑娘 describing her prince in such a way. Thus, I must conclude that Snow White's prince is the real Prince Charming, meaning Cinderella's prince is an impostor! Who is he really and why has he conspired to steal another noble prince's identity? None can say!
And so, without further ado, let the commenting begin!
Recall, for a moment, Monsieur Walt Disney's first two princes, generally referred to as The Prince and Prince Charming due to the fact that they strangely remain nameless for the entirety of their movies, despite being the heroines' eventual one true loves. (The authorities are still unsure as to how this grievous lapse of information occurred.) Both are dreamy, handsome, romantic, and famously underdeveloped characters.
Bland, like white bread.
Boring, like vanilla ice cream.
Many of 你 are probably wondering what it is about them that I take issue with. Well, my dear readers, I ask 你 here and now, which one of them is actually Prince Charming?
"Why, Cinderella's prince, of course!" 你 reply confidently.
INCORRECT! And I have evidence to prove it, my friends, cold hard evidence!
你 may remember a certain scene from the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in which our fair princess sings of how one 日 her prince will find her and carry her off to his 城堡 where they will live forever in happiness and comfort. Just before this song begins, Snow White is asked 由 one of her dwarven company whether 或者 not it was hard to fall in love. In response she laughs "It was very easy! Anyone could see that the prince was charming; the only one for me."
Just mull over that line for a moment... Done? Good. Now I don't know about you, but I don't ever recall 灰姑娘 describing her prince in such a way. Thus, I must conclude that Snow White's prince is the real Prince Charming, meaning Cinderella's prince is an impostor! Who is he really and why has he conspired to steal another noble prince's identity? None can say!
And so, without further ado, let the commenting begin!
On the fifth 日 of Princess
Walt 迪士尼 gave to me
Five cursed friends,
four braiding girls,
three fairy spells,
two lucky pals,
and the wisdom of an old tree.
In case 你 haven't noticed yet, when I put this calendar together, my goal was to make it as international as possible..meaning, it wasn't supposed to feature the holidays of a specific country, it was supposed to feature holidays which are as widely as possible celebrated, 或者 at least well-known. I also tried to find holidays which could be in some way be related to a princess. Hence I picked Rapunzel for May.
As 你 can see, I...
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Walt 迪士尼 gave to me
Five cursed friends,
four braiding girls,
three fairy spells,
two lucky pals,
and the wisdom of an old tree.
In case 你 haven't noticed yet, when I put this calendar together, my goal was to make it as international as possible..meaning, it wasn't supposed to feature the holidays of a specific country, it was supposed to feature holidays which are as widely as possible celebrated, 或者 at least well-known. I also tried to find holidays which could be in some way be related to a princess. Hence I picked Rapunzel for May.
As 你 can see, I...
