I know I'm a terrible person for doing this but I couldn't resist! Feel free to call me a pig.
Snow White-Kill
I 爱情 Snow White, I really do but I wouldn't want to marry her. I mean can't survive a voice like that for the rest of my life. And I certainly wouldn't have sex with her because she's way too young and she's not very attractive. Sorry.
Cinderella-Marry
Duh! Who wouldn't want to marry Cinderella! She cooks, she cleans, she's sweet, she's laid back and she has a wonderful 唱歌 voice. Obviously sex comes along with marriage, so it's a win-win. I'd 爱情 to have her hand in marriage.
Aurora-Sex
I wouldn't marry her because I don't think we'd have anything to talk about. Plus, she's totally hot so it's a no brainer.
Ariel-Sex
Once again, duh! Ariel is smokin' hot! She's the most beautiful princess in my opinion so there 你 go. I wouldn't marry her because she's too reckless and I wouldn't want her taking care of our children. I feel sorry for Melody.
Belle-Marry
Obviously, Belle doesn't care about looks so she definitely earns points for that. I don't mean to sound weird but I'd 爱情 to have my wife read me a story. Not frequently though, that would get tedious.
Jasmine-Sex
I certainly wouldn't marry her because she's always in a bad mood and she complains alot. And when she dresses like that, what do 你 expect me to choose.
Pocahontas-Sex
Again, duh! With a body like that, no question! It's not that I wouldn't marry Pocahontas. She'll clearly stand 由 her man through thick and thin and I think she would be a good mom. But our relaitonship would probably run it's course, she's just not my type.
Mulan-Marry
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with Mulan. She's cool and laid back, she has alot of qualities I'd want in a wife. Plus, she's my 最喜爱的 princess.
Tiana-Marry
Tiana is probably the perfect wife. She knows how to cook a good meal and I think she'd be a great mom, disciplinary but nurturing. She doesn't know how to have fun but we could work on that.
Rapunzel-Kill
Yet again, duh! I'm not even going to apologize for this one! I wouldn't have sex with her because I don't find her attractive, at all. And I sure as hell wouldn't marry her because I find her very annoying.
So there 你 go, I hope no one's offended. Maybe other users could do this with the Princesses 或者 Princes, since a good amount of 你 are straight ladies.
Snow White-Kill
I 爱情 Snow White, I really do but I wouldn't want to marry her. I mean can't survive a voice like that for the rest of my life. And I certainly wouldn't have sex with her because she's way too young and she's not very attractive. Sorry.
Cinderella-Marry
Duh! Who wouldn't want to marry Cinderella! She cooks, she cleans, she's sweet, she's laid back and she has a wonderful 唱歌 voice. Obviously sex comes along with marriage, so it's a win-win. I'd 爱情 to have her hand in marriage.
Aurora-Sex
I wouldn't marry her because I don't think we'd have anything to talk about. Plus, she's totally hot so it's a no brainer.
Ariel-Sex
Once again, duh! Ariel is smokin' hot! She's the most beautiful princess in my opinion so there 你 go. I wouldn't marry her because she's too reckless and I wouldn't want her taking care of our children. I feel sorry for Melody.
Belle-Marry
Obviously, Belle doesn't care about looks so she definitely earns points for that. I don't mean to sound weird but I'd 爱情 to have my wife read me a story. Not frequently though, that would get tedious.
Jasmine-Sex
I certainly wouldn't marry her because she's always in a bad mood and she complains alot. And when she dresses like that, what do 你 expect me to choose.
Pocahontas-Sex
Again, duh! With a body like that, no question! It's not that I wouldn't marry Pocahontas. She'll clearly stand 由 her man through thick and thin and I think she would be a good mom. But our relaitonship would probably run it's course, she's just not my type.
Mulan-Marry
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with Mulan. She's cool and laid back, she has alot of qualities I'd want in a wife. Plus, she's my 最喜爱的 princess.
Tiana-Marry
Tiana is probably the perfect wife. She knows how to cook a good meal and I think she'd be a great mom, disciplinary but nurturing. She doesn't know how to have fun but we could work on that.
Rapunzel-Kill
Yet again, duh! I'm not even going to apologize for this one! I wouldn't have sex with her because I don't find her attractive, at all. And I sure as hell wouldn't marry her because I find her very annoying.
So there 你 go, I hope no one's offended. Maybe other users could do this with the Princesses 或者 Princes, since a good amount of 你 are straight ladies.
First of all, I want to talk the movie overall. I didn't really like it because I felt that the 动画片 was amateurish and cheap despite being a prequel. Especially the Beast and Belle because they were not like from the movie.
The 音乐 I have to say that it's not memorable, but there one song I actually like and it's As Long as There's Christmas. So there was no problem for me, the others were not as good as the original and no Alan Menken.
Not to forget, Forte was a little bit of a manipulative psychopath. Because if he doesn't want to be lock up. Then what's the point of preventing the Beast from loving Belle?
The movie itself is very scary and predictable, especially when Forte appears and with Tim Curry's voice. I would recommend 你 guys not to watch this movie for those who have NOT seen it!