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I know I'm a terrible person for doing this but I couldn't resist! Feel free to call me a pig.

Snow White-Kill
I 爱情 Snow White, I really do but I wouldn't want to marry her. I mean can't survive a voice like that for the rest of my life. And I certainly wouldn't have sex with her because she's way too young and she's not very attractive. Sorry.

Cinderella-Marry
Duh! Who wouldn't want to marry Cinderella! She cooks, she cleans, she's sweet, she's laid back and she has a wonderful 唱歌 voice. Obviously sex comes along with marriage, so it's a win-win. I'd 爱情 to have her hand in marriage.

Aurora-Sex
I wouldn't marry her because I don't think we'd have anything to talk about. Plus, she's totally hot so it's a no brainer.

Ariel-Sex
Once again, duh! Ariel is smokin' hot! She's the most beautiful princess in my opinion so there 你 go. I wouldn't marry her because she's too reckless and I wouldn't want her taking care of our children. I feel sorry for Melody.

Belle-Marry
Obviously, Belle doesn't care about looks so she definitely earns points for that. I don't mean to sound weird but I'd 爱情 to have my wife read me a story. Not frequently though, that would get tedious.

Jasmine-Sex
I certainly wouldn't marry her because she's always in a bad mood and she complains alot. And when she dresses like that, what do 你 expect me to choose.

Pocahontas-Sex
Again, duh! With a body like that, no question! It's not that I wouldn't marry Pocahontas. She'll clearly stand 由 her man through thick and thin and I think she would be a good mom. But our relaitonship would probably run it's course, she's just not my type.

Mulan-Marry
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with Mulan. She's cool and laid back, she has alot of qualities I'd want in a wife. Plus, she's my 最喜爱的 princess.

Tiana-Marry
Tiana is probably the perfect wife. She knows how to cook a good meal and I think she'd be a great mom, disciplinary but nurturing. She doesn't know how to have fun but we could work on that.

Rapunzel-Kill
Yet again, duh! I'm not even going to apologize for this one! I wouldn't have sex with her because I don't find her attractive, at all. And I sure as hell wouldn't marry her because I find her very annoying.
 Sex, Kill, Marry, Sex, Marry, Sex, Marry, Marry, Sex, Kill
Sex, Kill, Marry, Sex, Marry, Sex, Marry, Marry, Sex, Kill

So there 你 go, I hope no one's offended. Maybe other users could do this with the Princesses 或者 Princes, since a good amount of 你 are straight ladies.
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PERSONALITY OF AURORA (3/3)

This is part three of the personality of Aurora as how I see it when I watch Sleeping Beauty; mostly chronological.

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10. Educated and Conscious (about Princess Betrothal)
11. Dutiful
12. Loving
13. Princessly / Queenly

10 EDUCATED and CONSCIOUS (about PRINCESS BETROTHAL)

Aurora instantly not only understands the meanings of being betrothed and marrying a prince, thus 展示 she is knowledgeable/educated, but also, 由 her reaction, also consciousness of their importance.

Btw, this section...
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 Former Rankings.
Former Rankings.
Two things first:

A. I know everyone has different opinions on each princesses and where they should be listed. This is my 列表 and 你 don't have to agree but I hope 你 enjoy and learn 更多 about me.

B. I 爱情 all the princesses but someone has to come in last .Something 你 should know is when it comes to 迪士尼 and non-Disney movies, characters, ect. I am very optimistic, very rarely critical to find fault, and I take into account all 电影院 (sequels, tv shows, clips, ect.) and books. I think it adds to form a 更多 well rounded idea of the characters. I am also realistic and do know and...
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 Rapunzel is too cute
Rapunzel is too cute
11. Snow White

I just find her bland, uninteresting, boorish, and all of that. She may be sweet, cute, and kind, but to be honest, she was very forgettable and was a bit annoying. Little to no development. She also fucking took the 扫帚 while her animal 老友记 did the toughest shit when cleaning the dwarves' place.



10. Cinderella

I absolutely 爱情 Cinderella, and she's a great dreamer. She worked hard, put up with the shit she was given, and her she was 给 a just reward. I wish I could but her higher on the 列表 but I just like the other princesses a bit more.

9. Pocahontas

She is a smart woman,...
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dimitri_ and I decided to do a collab 文章 together and I think we had a lot of fun doing it! Picture credit goes to dimitri_ and I wrote the article. I apologize if I ramble a bit 更多 than dimitri_ does, she has 更多 self control than I do lol. Let's get started with the lists :)




dimitri_: Pocahontas & John Smith
I think they are wrong for each other since Pocahontas is hard to match with and that they ''love'' each other way too much, it still feels rushed to me. John changed his entire point of view that he was raised with when Pocahontas sang "Colors of the Wind." It's just...
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Since I am trying to make the Princess Of The 月 更多 popular, this is another one of my ideas. In the end of each 月 I'll post articles, based on the countdowns for songs, hairstyles and outfits. There everybody will have the chance to discuss whether they agree with the results, what corresponded to their expectations, and what they wish would have been different!

Once again, I will be using pictures for my articles. A few months back I would have made a detailed explanation about each result, but since the 最近的 changes, 潮流粉丝俱乐部 has been 表演 really weird. And yes, I don't like the...
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Another 文章 of mine, I really appreciate 你 guys taking the time to read them. Anyway here are my 最佳, 返回页首 10...




 10. Sleeping Beauty
10. Sleeping Beauty

Aurora finally reunited with her parents again and she just hugged them without 展示 much emotion. It also bothered me how the 精灵 were still changing Aurora's dress color. But it's a nice classic fairytale ending nevertheless.



 9. Princess and the Frog
9. Princess and the Frog

There was way too much going on that it lacked passion, Tiana was just all yay my dreams came true. It's higher than Sleeping Beauty because I thought the Down in New Orleans reprise was a really...
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Chapter 2
It all started turning light again. Emily opened her eyes. She winced with pain. Her head was hurting like it just got hit with a frying pan. She heard birds chirping. They smell of pinecones was wavering over her nose.

"Your squishing me!"Scolded a voice.

Emily didn't know what that voice came from. She removed her hand from the grass, and there it was. A cricket dressed in a black suit with black velvet hat.

"You, 你 talk!"Cried Emily.

"Yes ma'm, I do. I have a lot to tell. So just listen,"Said the cricket.

"But first tell me your name," Emily Said.

"My name is Jimmeny Cricket,"Replied...
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A short fan-fiction I wrote in the English class, we where supposed to listen to three types of 音乐 and the 2nd time we listned to the particular 音乐 we had to write it down and for the three different short stories we had to use the same start sentence (I used "it was one of those days"), all my three stories are a bit DP inspiring, this fan-fiction came from that we listned to dramatic 音乐 so be prepared on that this fan-fiction is very dark. it isn't exactly like the original since I don't have the original story right infront of me, but as soon as I have the original one close to...
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 I Can't Believe I got #10!
I Can't Believe I got #10!
I 爱情 all the 迪士尼 Princesses, but I do like some 更多 than others. Some WAY 更多 than others. So I would like to share with 你 my most 最近的 opinion, and order of the 迪士尼 Princesses. Hope 你 enjoy!

10. Tiana -- The Princess and the Frog
A lot of people like Tiana, and there are some redeeming qualities about her, but, I just don’t like Tiana. Maybe it’s because I really despise her prince, Naveen. 或者 maybe because I wasn’t that big of a 粉丝 of the plot of the story. I find myself to like Charlotte, her friend, better than Tiana. I don’t find myself liking her personality that...
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It was dawn and all the daughters of Triton woke up.
"Good morning girls!" 说 Attina.
They all got up and got themselves ready to meet their father on the surface. Alana (as usual) took ages to get ready and packed all her beauty essentials in her bag.
"Ummm, Alana? Why do 你 have EVERY single bit of your, ummm, stuff in here?" asked Attina.
"Well, how else am I going to exfoliate my face and de- clog my pores? Alana said.
"Ummm, right." 说 Attina
"Come on girls, we have to go now!" Aquata said.
The sisters swam up to the surface.

"Oh my gosh, no wonder Ariel likes it up here? That sunrise is...
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It was a regular 日 under the sea in Atlantica, the sister's were practicing the songs they were going to sing at their father's (King Triton) Silver Jubilee. In their bedroom, Arista was sitting 由 the window Ariel used to look out of and think all the time.
"What do 你 think Ariel's up to?" She asked.
"Probably gushing over dinglehoppers and whatchemacallems!" Andrina said.
"Why d'ya ask Arista?" Attina asked.
"Nothing, I just really miss her," Arista cried
"Even though we got into trouble, it was still fun to have her around." The other sisters came and hugged their sister.
"Me too!" All the...
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posted by Swanpride
Well, 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Lists are very 流行的 here – but I decided to do it a little bit different, mostly because I don’t think that there is an infinitive 列表 for me. It’s 更多 that I like some 电影院 and characters 更多 and some I like less. So I put the 电影院 in three categories: Top, Middle and Bottom.

My Three Bottom movies:

In general, I hate 电影院 with plot holes – but concerning 迪士尼 Princess movies, I’m much 更多 forgiving about logical lapses in the classic ones than in the ones from the Renaissance era onwards. Not because of nostalgia, but because the premise of those movies...
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posted by dee389
Hi guys, this is actually my personal review and opinion the Beauty and the beast sequel. If any of 你 guys want to 评论 about it, please voice it out.

First of all, I want to talk the movie overall. I didn't really like it because I felt that the 动画片 was amateurish and cheap despite being a prequel. Especially the Beast and Belle because they were not like from the movie.

The 音乐 I have to say that it's not memorable, but there one song I actually like and it's As Long as There's Christmas. So there was no problem for me, the others were not as good as the original and no Alan Menken.

Not to forget, Forte was a little bit of a manipulative psychopath. Because if he doesn't want to be lock up. Then what's the point of preventing the Beast from loving Belle?

The movie itself is very scary and predictable, especially when Forte appears and with Tim Curry's voice. I would recommend 你 guys not to watch this movie for those who have NOT seen it!
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Sir Peter's POV
I watched Adella, studying beside me. She was biting her lips, in concentration as she studied the book I had 给 her. Those rose red, kissable lips. I would have no chance to lay my lips on hers, she would soon be married to some prince.
I had loved her ever since I first began teaching her, when she was 14. She was just a young girl but her mind, beauty and attitude made me 爱情 her.
The light in her eyes when she handed me a essay 或者 a poem she had written herself. Her beautiful face I would never get to touch.
I was madly in love, it seemed odd because of the age difference...
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