My 下一个 interview is a very private affair and it is with the characters from Disney’s Aladdin. 茉莉, 茉莉花 it seems has some very strict requests and everything has to be just so 或者 the interview will be canceled. I am to interview them in one of Jasmines sitting rooms and the only people allowed are me, Aladdin, and Jasmine….but there we will be two Guards stationed at the door and Genie is going to make a brief appearance later and he will be bringing Jafar and Iago (Jasmine 说 I am only allowed to ask them one 问题 each). Abu, the Sultan, and magic carpet have to go elsewhere, but Rajah is staying. Hopefully all goes well and we will get to finish the interview on a good note!

(once I am ushered in I notice 阿拉丁 and 茉莉, 茉莉花 lounging on comfy pillows surrounded 由 snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some 食物 offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)


Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a 粉丝 question…not mine) Jasmine, why are 你 a bitch?

(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and 阿拉丁 looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)

Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.

(She tosses her head and laughs…but when 阿拉丁 starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)

Me : Aladdin, Can't 你 go one episode 或者 movie without telling a lie?!

(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)

Al : I never told a lie!

(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)

Me:Jasmine, since 你 显示 your belly so much why don't 你 get a belly ring?

(I think 阿拉丁 just perked up…yeah now he is looking at 茉莉, 茉莉花 and shaking his head yes at her….)

Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, 你 know.

(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but 阿拉丁 is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just 移动 on)

Me:Aladdin, how did 你 get Abu?

Al: He used to work for a group of 街, 街道 performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.

(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but 茉莉, 茉莉花 shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)

Me:Aladdin, do 你 wash Carpet 或者 vacuum clean him/her?

Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."

(I am not sure what to think, but 茉莉, 茉莉花 is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)

Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?

Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.

(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)

(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with 茉莉, 茉莉花 about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because 茉莉, 茉莉花 looks real poised)

Me : Iago, how did 你 end up with Jafar?

Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.

(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and 茉莉, 茉莉花 are glaring at each other and decide to ask the 下一个 问题 quick)

Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?

Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem 或者 was luca 或者 maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat 谷仓 and looked like a goat 谷仓 and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once 或者 twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!

(He looks Like he wants to add 更多 but 茉莉, 茉莉花 is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's 问题 quickly)

Me : Jafar, what do 你 like most from Jasmine?

Jafar : Well I like two things about 茉莉, 茉莉花 (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)

(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and 阿拉丁 is holding 茉莉, 茉莉花 back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how 茉莉, 茉莉花 comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told 茉莉, 茉莉花 several times she is pretty, we start again)

Me : Jasmine, how do 你 stay so skinny?

Jasmine : Oh, 你 know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 分钟 3 times, every other 日 for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create 更多 of an 小时 glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D

Me : So 茉莉, 茉莉花 have 你 thought about having kids?

Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult 阿拉丁 first ha-ha!

(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)

Me : Jasmine, was 阿拉丁 the first boy that 你 really loved?

Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!

Me : Jasmine, why do 你 choose Rajah as your pet, how do 你 get him, and how old were you??

Jasmine : He was a birth- 日 gift from my father, I was about 7 或者 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an 象, 大象 that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.

(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while 茉莉, 茉莉花 talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)

Me : Jasmine, do 你 really think 阿拉丁 will be a good ruler??

Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!

(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but 茉莉, 茉莉花 puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)

Me : 茉莉, 茉莉花 did 你 ever want a sister 或者 brother?

Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably 爱情 her 更多 than me.

Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger 或者 what?

Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!

(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE 说 HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)

Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did 你 find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)

Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even 更多 handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his 屁股 off."

(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)

Me : Aladdin, Do 你 have any girlfriends before 茉莉, 茉莉花 came in the picture???

Aladdin : Definitely I even got into 床, 床上 with them a few times.

(he looked smug and laughed for a 秒 before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last 问题 and then I need to go …NOW…)

Me : Jasmine, 爱情 your big earrings. Where'd 你 get it?

Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the 下一个 few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank 你 to all that made this interview possible:

AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.