(We all settled down in our chairs….the 皇后乐队 and huntsman were on one side in chains with a purgatory guard behind them….the Prince and Snow were on the other side with Doc in the middle….I noticed right away the tension in the room and the nasty glares being exchanged between the Prince and the Queen…Snow was smiling and looked oblivious. she was even humming to her self and giggling a little)
Me: This first 问题 is for 你 Evil Queen, why didn't 你 turn yourself 更多 beautiful instead of ugly?
Evil Queens Ghost (with a haughty sneers and glares at Snow while she talks): Because the potion to make that requires a Nightingale so rare, no one is really sure it still even exists.
Me: snow white, did 你 feel weird being in a little house with seven men?
Snow White (with a big grin): Why would I feel weird? They were sweet, silly things! (tee hee)
(the 皇后乐队 smirks and rolls her eyes at this) whispers…..bitch…….Snow seems oblivious and even waves at the 皇后乐队 (The prince grabs her hand and shakes his head no)
Me: Evil Queen, did 你 ever had an affair with the Huntsman? (wink and a smirk)
Evil Queens Ghost: I am a woman and I have NEEDS like everybody else...not everybody can be a goody two shoes like little Miss prissy pants White...so yes me and the huntsman had many pleasurable (and I mean MANY, wink wink nudge nudge) times together...You’re just jealous!
(Snow and Doc look a little uncomfortable at this point but oddly the Prince and the Huntsman are both sharing grins and nudges…)
Me: Doc, do 你 guys ever visit Snow White and hang out at the castle?
Doc: Yes we do, only when we're not busy working at the mine (a little smile at Snow)
(the 皇后乐队 rolls her eyes and snorts…the guard nudges her)
Me: Huntsman, what happened to 你 after being unable to comply with the Queen's orders?
Huntsman’s Ghost (with a very angry glare at the Queen): The old bag had me killed...stupid skank....after all the things I did for her (wink wink nudge nudge)... unfortunately saving the princess did not get me into heaven (I had been a very, very, very bad boy) so now I am in the other place and watching the old bat get what she deserves...HA!..in yo face oh fairest one!
(I had to interrupt the interview to separate the two ghosts and help the guard and The Prince restrain them…there was a lot of cursing , screaming and crying (the crying and screaming was mostly from Doc and Snow) )…After a short break and a new sitting arrangement as well as the addition of another Purgatory guard we started again..
Me: Doc, do 你 ever wonder if there is 爱情 out there for 你 guys?
Doc : no well not right now first is work.
(he looks sad when he says this and Snow pats his back and Prince gives a little pat too…the Huntsman and 皇后乐队 even flash him quick looks of pity)
Me: Snow white, why did 你 let the evil 皇后乐队 into the dwarve's house?
Snow White:"Oh she was the queen? Oh dear goodness me, I thought she was just an old peculiar lady who was so kind enough to give me nice delicious apples."
(once again the 皇后乐队 rolls her eyes and smirks)…whispers…dumb bitch…. (which earns her another nudge from the guard?)
Me: Evil Queen, how did 你 meet Snow White's dad?
Evil Queen’s Ghost: in the woods I knew he was there and I make believe him that I had fell in 爱情 with him but no! jaja
(Snow actually looks like she is going to 冲床 the 皇后乐队 at this 评论 but the Prince and Doc hold her back…the 皇后乐队 loses her smirk for a moment, but only a short moment)
Me: Snow White, don't 你 want to achieve 更多 before settling into a family with the prince?
Snow (after regaining her composer and getting her grin back on her face): Having a family is my goal and what I want to achieve in life...oh isn't life wonderful! (giggle giggle)
(the 皇后乐队 and the Huntsman both roll their eyes and the Prince just smirks…Doc glares at the Prince when Snow is not looking and mutters…ASS…)
Me: Snow White who is your 最喜爱的 Dwarf?
Snow: Oh dear how could I ever pick just one from such wonderful friends... I have to say even though Grumpy didn't seem to like me at first and I was really glad when it turned out he did care, so maybe Grumpy (maybe because he played hard to get hehe), oh and also Dopey, he was so sweet and funny... I really 爱情 them all.
(she smiles at Doc but he looks a little miffed at the Grumpy and Dopey remark…he smiles at Snow until she turns her head then mutters…tramp…)
Me: snow white 你 still eat apples?
Snow: Oh yes! they are so yummy and good for you, but now I don't trust old hags...Never take 食物 from an old hag it may kill 你 或者 put 你 to sleep!
(the whole room eye rolls at this…even me and the guards…)
Me: Snow white if 你 could ask the mirror the 皇后乐队 used anything, what would 你 ask it?
Snow: I would ask it if all my dreams will come true.... *puts on innocent dreamy face*
(the 皇后乐队 is gagging her self at this point and even the huntsman looks disgusted….the Prince exchanges a shrug and sighs with Doc, but then he smiles and hugs Snow)
Me: Snow white have 你 ever fancied any of the dwarfs????
Snow: not really they r my 老友记
(Doc looks a little sad 由 this, but only slightly)
Me: Prince does Snow White have a name for you?
Prince: (he looks startled to being asked a 问题 and the 皇后乐队 and huntsman and even Doc look eager to hear the answer)Well, she calls me PRINCE. Weird but my parent's couldn't be bothered to pick a name for me--- ONE OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN ARE CALLED PRINCE..... so it's okay :)
(a very audible disappointed sigh goes through the room and a confused Snow asks Michael who? which earns her 更多 disgusted looks)
Me: Snow White, would 你 all like to learn how to cook Nyonya 食物 for of your DP friends?
Snow: (looks confused…as does everyone else) What’s Nyona food? But of anyone's doing the cooking, it's gotta be Tiana, she would execute it best!
Well that ends our interview today with the cast of Disney’s Snow White I hope everyone enjoyed 阅读 it as much as I did do doing it. (Snow White gets up and heads to the Queen’s Ghost with her arms outstretched and a grin on her face, but the 皇后乐队 backs into the huntsman (with a horrified look on her face) and grabs the purgatory guards and begs to go back to her punishment….they leave a startled Snow with her arms out. She quickly recovers and kisses Doc on the head and grabs the Prince and skips out the door…Doc shuffles out muttering about a 日 of work lost)…..I would like to send a thank 你 out to everyone that has participated in ask a character Why and to those whose 答案 and 问题 were used in today’s interview….I added a few things but did not change the 问题 或者 answers. Credit: chesire, LightningRed ,alexon31 ,MmLuvXx ,sophy22,SweetPea2007 ,BelleAmie,dee389, justinfangrrl, MagicPrincess, dumboisadorable , Samvoorhees , Swanpride
