I was out hiking in the woods with a few 老友记 of mine, when we all got 迷失 and accidentally 分裂, 拆分 up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an 小时 或者 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 老友记 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 老友记 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 短裙, 裙子 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 你 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 你 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 你 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 你 like jumping off cliffs. Are 你 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 爱情 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 你 hadn't gotten married, would 你 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 爱情 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 你 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 你 fell in 爱情 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 你 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 你 爱情 someone, but then 你 meet someone else and 爱情 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 你 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 由 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 你 MAD? There's nothing 更多 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 你 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 你 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 你 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 你 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 你 stand the 熊 droppings all around? And how 你 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 你 when 你 sleep?
Pocahontas: 你 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 你 ever agree if someone called 你 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 由 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an 小时 或者 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 老友记 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 老友记 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 短裙, 裙子 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 你 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 你 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 你 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 你 like jumping off cliffs. Are 你 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 爱情 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 你 hadn't gotten married, would 你 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 爱情 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 你 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 你 fell in 爱情 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 你 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 你 爱情 someone, but then 你 meet someone else and 爱情 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 你 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 由 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 你 MAD? There's nothing 更多 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 你 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 你 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 你 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 你 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 你 stand the 熊 droppings all around? And how 你 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 你 when 你 sleep?
Pocahontas: 你 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 你 ever agree if someone called 你 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 由 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Their wonderful hair makes me jealous
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People say she looks nothing like Belle, so I'm just sitting here like soooo....? She looks no less the the same as Emilie de Ravin does, and she makes a great Belle on Once Upon a Time! I get it, when people see the live action versions of these movies, they want to see the characters similar in both personality wise and design...
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So I have this opinion that I don't know whether 或者 not it's popular, but I know at one point it wasn't. Everyone is just like "oh, she's going to be horrible as Belle!" But I strongly disagree, and here is why.
People say she looks nothing like Belle, so I'm just sitting here like soooo....? She looks no less the the same as Emilie de Ravin does, and she makes a great Belle on Once Upon a Time! I get it, when people see the live action versions of these movies, they want to see the characters similar in both personality wise and design...
