1. see a man walking down the 街, 街道 wearing a white 衬衫 with a red tie, and blondish hair, and 你 kill him because 你 think he's Light Yagami.
2. 你 start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets
3. 你 are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note
4. 你 swear that guy 你 saw on the 街, 街道 is Yagami Light
5. 你 start couting everything in %
6. 你 start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe 你 will never get fat.
7. 你 call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks
8. 你 sit like l and badly fall from chair...
9. 你 dress your boyfriend up like l and drag him to the theater to watch the movie.
10. everytime 你 eat chips, 你 say "I
ll take a potato chip....and EAT IT!!!!!" And then proceed to eat your chips in a dramatic fashion. X3
11. 你 start to pick everything up using only the tips of your fingers
12. see someone 写作 in a black notebook and arrest him for attempted murder.
13. You're very seriously convinced that Kira is going to kill you.
14. 你 think someone in your class is Kira.
15. 你 got SERIOUSLY FREAKED OUT after 你 wrote a classmate's name in a notebook and then s/he didn't come to school the 下一个 day.
16. 你 finish 写作 something 由 flinging the pen across the paper.
17. ...you write names of people 你 don't like in it.
18. 你 practice saying "Boku wa Kira" with an evil facial expression in the mirror.
19. 你 freaked out because your new Biology teacher is named Mr. Lawliet.
20. 你 put your thumb up to your mouth constantly.
21. 你 put eyeliner only on the bottom of your eyes
22. 你 died a little bit inside when l died.
23. 你 make your own deathnote and write down everyone's names in it
24. 你 start obsessing over apples every 小时
25. 你 start to think about sleeping less to get rings under your eyes
26. 你 go around touching black cover 图书 and turning around to see if 你 can see a Shinigami anywhere.
27. 你 hear about a 心 attack, 你 wonder who had it in for that person.
28. Suddenly, l is your favourite letter.
29. 你 talk with no emotion, even if your really excited.
30. When 你 talk on the phone, 你 hold it 由 the top. (This is really hard, 由 the way)
31. 你 only want to make tests 或者 exams with your knees tucked up, because it raises deductive abilities with 40 %
32. 你 secretly cried when 说 writings failed
33. Your computer desktop is the epic l signature*
34. 你 think Kira killed Michael Jackson
35. Every time 你 see the word 'heart attack' in your history 或者 biology book, 你 squee
36. l died, 你 became so depressed that 你 wouldn't read Death Note for 5 weeks, wouldn't eat 或者 sleep, and probably cried like a baby until 你 were dehydrated.
37. 你 sometimes leave apples lying around the house, hoping that they will disappear.
38. someone doesn't like Death Note 或者 doesn't understand it, 你 will argue with them for hours until they see it from your point-of-view.
39. 你 are failing school, 你 got fired from your part-time job at McDonald's, and your girlfriend/boyfriend dumped you, but as long as 你 have Death Note, 你 are as happy as can be.
40. 你 pretend to have Shinigami eyes and tell people how long they will live. (You tell your enemies that they only have a week left, of course.)
41. 你 never wear shoes anymore.
42. 你 have started using a fake name and hide your face.
43. Your 老友记 don't hang out with 你 anymore because they are sick of hearing about how insane, yet hot, Light is.
44. When 你 watched the Death Note movie, 你 kept standing up and screaming, "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE MANGA!"
45. 你 want to be a murderer when 你 grow up.
46. 你 make a deathnote and wonder where your shinigami is.
47. 你 love, and yet hate Raito/Light oh-so-much.
48. There is a 10 percent chance 你 are Kira.
49. 你 are an otaku
50. 你 are JUSTICE!
2. 你 start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets
3. 你 are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note
4. 你 swear that guy 你 saw on the 街, 街道 is Yagami Light
5. 你 start couting everything in %
6. 你 start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe 你 will never get fat.
7. 你 call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks
8. 你 sit like l and badly fall from chair...
9. 你 dress your boyfriend up like l and drag him to the theater to watch the movie.
10. everytime 你 eat chips, 你 say "I
ll take a potato chip....and EAT IT!!!!!" And then proceed to eat your chips in a dramatic fashion. X3
11. 你 start to pick everything up using only the tips of your fingers
12. see someone 写作 in a black notebook and arrest him for attempted murder.
13. You're very seriously convinced that Kira is going to kill you.
14. 你 think someone in your class is Kira.
15. 你 got SERIOUSLY FREAKED OUT after 你 wrote a classmate's name in a notebook and then s/he didn't come to school the 下一个 day.
16. 你 finish 写作 something 由 flinging the pen across the paper.
17. ...you write names of people 你 don't like in it.
18. 你 practice saying "Boku wa Kira" with an evil facial expression in the mirror.
19. 你 freaked out because your new Biology teacher is named Mr. Lawliet.
20. 你 put your thumb up to your mouth constantly.
21. 你 put eyeliner only on the bottom of your eyes
22. 你 died a little bit inside when l died.
23. 你 make your own deathnote and write down everyone's names in it
24. 你 start obsessing over apples every 小时
25. 你 start to think about sleeping less to get rings under your eyes
26. 你 go around touching black cover 图书 and turning around to see if 你 can see a Shinigami anywhere.
27. 你 hear about a 心 attack, 你 wonder who had it in for that person.
28. Suddenly, l is your favourite letter.
29. 你 talk with no emotion, even if your really excited.
30. When 你 talk on the phone, 你 hold it 由 the top. (This is really hard, 由 the way)
31. 你 only want to make tests 或者 exams with your knees tucked up, because it raises deductive abilities with 40 %
32. 你 secretly cried when 说 writings failed
33. Your computer desktop is the epic l signature*
34. 你 think Kira killed Michael Jackson
35. Every time 你 see the word 'heart attack' in your history 或者 biology book, 你 squee
36. l died, 你 became so depressed that 你 wouldn't read Death Note for 5 weeks, wouldn't eat 或者 sleep, and probably cried like a baby until 你 were dehydrated.
37. 你 sometimes leave apples lying around the house, hoping that they will disappear.
38. someone doesn't like Death Note 或者 doesn't understand it, 你 will argue with them for hours until they see it from your point-of-view.
39. 你 are failing school, 你 got fired from your part-time job at McDonald's, and your girlfriend/boyfriend dumped you, but as long as 你 have Death Note, 你 are as happy as can be.
40. 你 pretend to have Shinigami eyes and tell people how long they will live. (You tell your enemies that they only have a week left, of course.)
41. 你 never wear shoes anymore.
42. 你 have started using a fake name and hide your face.
43. Your 老友记 don't hang out with 你 anymore because they are sick of hearing about how insane, yet hot, Light is.
44. When 你 watched the Death Note movie, 你 kept standing up and screaming, "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE MANGA!"
45. 你 want to be a murderer when 你 grow up.
46. 你 make a deathnote and wonder where your shinigami is.
47. 你 love, and yet hate Raito/Light oh-so-much.
48. There is a 10 percent chance 你 are Kira.
49. 你 are an otaku
50. 你 are JUSTICE!
Matthew Patel (Scott pilgrim vs the world movie)
