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Death Note Hallarious jokes!!!! (you have to see this)

posted by deathnote

“Did 你 know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give 你 a million bucks.”

“Does l ever change his clothes, 或者 is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The 问题 we all want answered: is Mello 或者 girl, 或者 does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if 你 also...

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l x Misa ~ Chapter 4

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the 下一个 morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with l in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the 表下一个 to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know 你 ask yourself why are 你 on the 长椅, 沙发 and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that 你 will get mad so I tell 你 know. I want 你 to keep our relationship a secret, I 爱情 you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

I...

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你 know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

posted by HunnyBunni93

No one has done something like this on here soooo I made this!

You know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

1.Apples are suddenly you're 最喜爱的 fruit
2.You sit 或者 try to sit like l (it's very hard!)
3.You carry around a replica of the Death Note
4.You threaten people you'll write their name
5.You want 或者 have your friends/family call 你由 the first letter of your name (example:Akemi=A)
6.You twirl your hair without even realizing it!
7.Solving puzzles are now your 最喜爱的 thing to do!
8.You throw an 苹果 in the air to see if the shinigami catches it
9.He doesn't catch it so 你 say something...

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你 know you're addicted to death note when..

posted by Sasunaru120

1. see a man walking down the 街, 街道 wearing a white 衬衫 with a red tie, and blondish hair, and 你 kill him because 你 think he's Light Yagami.

2. 你 start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets

3. 你 are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note

4. 你 swear that guy 你 saw on the 街, 街道 is Yagami Light

5. 你 start couting everything in %

6. 你 start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe 你 will never get fat.

7. 你 call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks

8. 你 sit like l and badly fall from chair...

9. you...

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Rules of the Death Note

posted by Sasunaru120

1. The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when 写作 his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

3. If the cause of death is written within 40 秒 of 写作 the person’s name, it will happen.

4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a 心 attack.

5. After 写作 the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the 下一个 6 分钟 and 40 seconds.

How to Use: II

1. This note shall become the property of the...

l x Misa chapter 13

posted by WammysBoyzRock

l stood on the roof in the pouring rain, looking over the city of Tokyo, thinking about things...

"Oh! Sweetheart, there 你 are!" Misa came up to him, smiling, holding an umbrella, "I've been looking for you," she held the umbrella over them both, "You know 你 really shouldn't be out here in this weather, you'll catch cold!"

L smiled a little at her cheerfulness, "I'm sorry. Here is the only peaceful place I have to think."

"What're 你 thinking about?"

"....Misa...there is a chance I won't make it through this case...if I don't, I want 你 to take good care of Saki-"

"No!"

L was taken back by...

Chapter 3 - L's New Assistant (Blaire) - Part 2

posted by b-and-v

You should think more than twice.

"What's wrong, Amane?" I asked in an unwillingly aggressive tone.
"You're gonna get into the fight, too?" she asked, her mouth again looking like a crater.
"That's because your boyfriend can't stand the truth! Be happy that I didn't start kicking 你 in order to distract the others' attention!"
At this, Misa squeaked again and stepped backwards, trying to escape from my vicinity. But I turned, hearing L's voice again:
"Once is once. I'll have 你 know that I'm quite strong."
l resisted the force from Light's 秒冲床 and did not 'take off'. Instead, he kicked Light in the same manner as...

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My Final Thoughts On Death Note (Morally)

posted by VanitasFajitas

-There are spoilers inside of this article.-

It's been over a 月 since I finished the series, but now I've finally decided to post my entire thoughts on the series, in general.

To me, Death Note is a true masterpiece, but that isn't what this 文章 is about.

Moral lesson and good and evil is key in Death Note, and the 显示 will always 问题 your own moral views, get 你 thinking about it. No other 日本动漫 has done that for me, so I think of this one as special. Death Note is not a battle between the brains and moral 查看 of Light and L, but 更多 of weighing out good and evil, itself.

Overall,...

Chapter 7 - Kidnapping (Volpes)

posted by b-and-v

Some bullets are made of silver.

Bloody life...
...
After that explosion, all I did was worry about Mello. I can't believe it... I myself don't know how he managed to deal with that singe. It was awful... My gunshots were not pleasant either, but, to be honest, I was 更多 worried about Mello than about me. Still, eight days later we were back in the game. After all this pain, I was 更多 determined than ever to defeat Near. I wanted the people to know who was the best.
We still had to do some things which could be considered embarrassing. Like hide in Halle Lidner's apartment. That woman did look normal, but there was something...

youre obsessed with death note if...

posted by AnimeLNotLight

-You sit and hold things like L
-You wrote "Death Note" on your math notebook.
-You quote Light when eating potato chips.
-You spend hours looking at what character 你 are.
-you're me
-You have an 苹果 addiction.
-you actually look kinda like l because 你 stayed up all night binging the anime
-You like to take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
-You think like l 或者 Light.
-You 或者 your 老友记 can see 你 with almost a blue/red aura.
-you named your roleplay character Kira
-you shrieked with joy when 你 remembered your middle name starts with an L.
-You had a joint birthday with whichever character has the closest birthday to yours. (mines l :)
That's all!

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Copycat Crimes and Imitations

posted by krystylmomo

There have been various copycat crimes around the world which were based on Death Note. On September 28, 2007, two notes written with Latin characters stating "Watashi wa Kira desu" (わたしわきらです, meaning "I am Kira" in Japanese) were found near the unidentified remains of a Caucasian male in Belgium. Nothing was found on 或者 near the victim besides these two notes.[90] A senior at the Franklin Military Academy in Richmond, Virginia, United States was suspended after being caught possessing a replica "Death Note" notebook with the names of fellow students.[91]

In South Carolina, U.S....

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l x Misa ~ Chapter 5

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
It is 2 weeks since me and l are a couple. We were only together in his 首页 not that I didnt like it to be with him, its just I wanted to go on a 日期 with him.
"L ?"
"Mmmm...yes ?" He 说 when he was eating cake.
"Could we go on a 日期 ?"
He started to choke, "What ? Why ?"
"Becuse we are always here in the house and we never gone out, only us alone ."
He get up and came closer to me, "Should that mean that 你 don like to be with me ?"
"No its just...."
Before I could say something (BTW I didnt know what to say so) he kissed me (he do that very often)
"See 你 dont need to out with me...

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Misa Goes to 交叉, 十字架 Academy.

posted by UchihaYuki

Okay, This is my Death Note story, Its gonna be a chapter thing, I've written the 下一个 chapter and I'll put it up soon.
I hope everyone likes it.
comment it and tell me what 你 think.

-Yuki<3

“Liiiiiiiight!” Misa moaned “I don’t wanna go to 交叉, 十字架 Academy... I hear the people there are weirdos...” she 说 unhappily. “Yes I know 你 don’t wanna go Misa, but it’s only gonna be until I’m finished with this case, and I bet you’d 爱情 it there, I herd there’s a lot of cute looking guys in the night and 日 class.” Light 说 as he paced in front of misa. Misa fell back into...

"Billy In Despair" English Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

COPIED AND PASTED FROM: lyricsmode.com

Everlasting depression, this one page
Fleeting tactics, to those eyes
Without supplication, evil in law, connecting toward prison

Note with deadly poison, harboring fear at earthly desires
Incessant drool at delusional lies

Judgment, prattling on of crime unification
Who knows how to break the deadlock?

World of acquittal
Words of sanction

An acquired fever, truly "death pirates"
Redeem the game of law

Despair the Billy
Now, morals
Come, unstoppable eraser rain
Despair the Billy
Now, morals
Come, unstoppable eraser rain

Unstoppable eraser rain

Crimson-colored song of destruction...

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Death Note: L's survival. part 1: Rescue

posted by sonicdoctorwho

Watari has just passed away, for a moment, every thing was quiet. Matsuda yelled "Where did the shinigami go?!" "Good question, where is it?" Chief Yagami responded. S (my OC) was panicky, and l knew it. "Everyone, The shiniga-" l was stopped in the middle of his sentence. He dropped his spoon and fell lifelessly onto the floor. Light watched in terror, he picked up L's body. Matsuda yelled "Ryuzaki! what's wrong!?" l seemed to stare off into the distance, then his eyes slowly closed. Shocked, Light yelled "Wake up!!! Come on Dang it! Don't 你 die on me 你 idiot!" He started to cry like he...

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l x Misa ~ chapter 1

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
Do I 爱情 him ? Does He 爱情 me ? Is that alright ? Isnt that wrong? So many 问题 becuse of one guy. Why, why me? Even though I broke up with Light and I dont have any feelings for l (till now),why does my 心 hurt when I see him, why does it hurt when I see L?? Do I have feelings for him, and if does he have feelings for me??
It was Saturday, my work has ended and the police crew was home. I (idiot) forgot my wallet, so I musted go back and take it. When I came to the police room, it was all dark (maybe becuse it was 10 pm in the night), except the TVs that someone was...

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Does that answer your question?

posted by HeartsandCandy7

"Hey Near, have 你 ever kissed anyone?"
The albino boy's eyes widened and he looked over at the redheaded boy, whose goggle covered eyes were still glued to the tiny DS screen.
"Excuse me?" Near's soft, serious, voice held a bit of surprise and confusion.
"I asked if you've ever kissed anyone. 你 were real 流行的 with the ladies back at Wammy's so I just assumed..."
"You're refuring to Linda," Near stated flatly, "I did not have realations with her."
"You sure?" Matt glanced up to see if Near was being serious, which of course with Near, he was always serious.
"Yes I am. And I have never kissed...

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l Bio and History

posted by deathnote

He loves sweets (especially cakes), and insists that if he does not sit the way he does, his reasoning will drop 由 40%. l seems to be sort of a loner, and trusts no one (except Watari of course). l is also a very animated character, his expressions are clearly visible unless he decides not to 显示 them and doesn’t hide his true self behind a mask, like Light does (well at least personality wise).

Quick Stats
Knowledge: 8/10
Ability to Conceptualize: 10/10
Willingness to Act: 9/10
Motivation : 10/10
Social Life: 1/10
Person Fond of Sweets: 10/10

Personal Data
Real Name: l Lawliet
Also Known As: L,...

What if Light had remained true to his character at the end (by not being a dumbass)

posted by TheMagicLoki

The guy who defeated l but 迷失 to an albino child

The guy who defeated L but lost to an albino child

Light Yagami, aka Kira, is supposedly this amazing evil genius. He defeated L, for crying out loud! So if L, the only person that could disputably take Batman's 标题 "world's greatest detective," 迷失 to Light Yagami, a stupid little kid like Near certainly should have. It would have been so easy, and so much 更多 like Light, if he had seen the simple answer in front of him and killed Near. First, he would give his underling his own false death note, instead of unknowingly allowing him to keep the one Near gave him. This false note would exist so that Light's name would be cleared without...

A new android game based on Death Note

posted by Draken3334

你 are LightE Kogami, currently incarcerated for the murder of your wife. This might be a plot hatched 由 Locker, who has his own motives. Also, Locker has hired guards to make your life a hell in the prison. All the guards work for Locker now.

All of your actions will have a consequence in this game and 你 need to think a few steps ahead to get out of the pinch.
What 你 need to look up to the most in this game is the interrogation related chapter.
Clearing both outcomes of that will be difficult.

Game link: link