嘿 guys, this is just a little something I would 爱情 to see happen in S5. Hope 你 like it.
"Honey, I'm home." I say as I walk through the door chuckling. Sigh I amuse myself. Hmmmm no Elena jumping into my arms? My mind begins going into overdrive, what could have happened to my little danger magnent? What fresh hell could be causing chaos to my otherwise blissfilled summer oh my God Zombies! It has to be what else could be left in the 邪恶力量 realm for us to deal with? I begin making a check 列表 of things we will need bats, shotguns, good 网球 shoes...
"Caroline, please stop trying to make me regret my decision. I didn't choose to fall in 爱情 Damon, it just happened and I am the happiest I've been in my entire life. You're my best friend I need 你 to start 表演 like it!" Click. That's what I heard followed 由 sobs, my Elena's tears. I am not one to loose control, infact I seem to have it down to an artform. I should teach Vamp 101 at Elena's college 下一个 fall what with all sparkling vampire craze out there I'd have the most 流行的 class around. Of course it wouldn't hurt that the professor of 说 class makes the statue of David look like a grotesque slob. But Elena's tears? Makes me want to go on a murderous rampage that would put Stefan's ripper phase to shame.
"Fucking Caroline." I blur to our bedroom where I find Elena standing with her back to me trying to dry her eyes. I smile at how she still forgets that I could her her sniffles from downstairs. I walk up behind her and slide my arms around her waist pulling her against. She is wearing one of my shirts, the grey one I wore when I promised my Warrior Princess I wouldn't let anyone hurt her. I'll let 你 in on a little something ladies. I know what Victoria's secret really is, her secret is (brace yourselves) is that she is scamming 你 out of your hard earned dollars because there is no 丁字裤 或者 lingere that can compare to seeing your girl walking around in one of your shirts mmnnph. I place a gentle 吻乐队（Kiss） on her temple and gently sway her back and forth.
"You ok beautiful?" I ask as she turns around in my arms and buries her face in my chest. She nods her head and lets out a sigh dripping with meloncholy. I know that sigh. I hate that sigh. That sigh is going to make me do things Damon Salvatore doesn't like to do. I can feel a tightness in my chest, bile rising up in my throat, I am starting feel clamy, thank God I don't need to breathe because I'm pretty sure I would need to be breathing into a paper bag right now. But I tell myself to pull it together because my girl is unhappy and I'm pretty sure I know how to fix it. I am going to have to (que suspensful music) apologize to Caroline Forbes. Fuck my life.
Elena and I don't lie to each other, in fact we can be pretty brutal at times but that's one of the reasons why we work. Which is why I had to choose my words very carefully as to why I am making my way over to the Forbes residence instead of making my way through my 床, 床上 sheets with Elena. Why not just tell Elena I'm going to apo....apolo...argh I hate that word, well because, I'm me and I'm not gonna change.
I knock on the door, I begin a mantra of "You're doing this for Elena, You're doing this for Ele.." in my head.
" EECK. What are 你 doing here?" God I swear Caroline's voice could used as a weapon of mass destruction 或者 forget water boarding just have the terrorists listen to Caroline give her opinion on which brand of lip gloss makes her lips plump better.
"I think 你 and I need to have a long over due talk. May I come in?" She gives me a look that if I weren't a 170 年 old vampire would have me questioning the logic of this idea but she reluctantly nods her head opening the door to allow me in. I take a 座位 on thr 长椅, 沙发 in her living room as she sits in a chair across from me. This is so awkward, I don't do awkward. Get this over with Salvatore.
"I have some things to say and I would appreciate it if 你 would allow me to get it all out before 你 unleash on me ok? I mean we both 爱情 Elena and this has to happen for her sake." Caroline is looking at me like I just sprouted wings (haha if she only knew). "When I came back to this town my emotions were a bit all over the place, one could say my humanity was off. As 你 may be aware of my brother and I have a little sibbling rivalry going on." Caroline snorts and leans back in her chair. "My father and I didn't have the best relationship he put me down constantly, he compared me to Stefan, when I was deemed to have been bad he would....well, that's not important. What I'm trying to say is that I have always felt 秒 best in my life. I knew 你 wanted to be with Stefan but he shot 你 down because of Elena. I also knew once 你 figured out who I was that 你 only wanted to be with me to compete with Elena but again I was the 秒 choice and I figured since 你 were using me that I would beat 你 at your own game. Plus 你 were different back then, much 更多 annoying then 你 are now." I see Carolines nostrils flare. Oops I guess I need 更多 practice at this apology crap. "I'm 更多 of an actions speak louder then words kinda guy. So I figured when I saved 你 from a pack of werewolves, convinced your mom to give 你 a chance after 你 turned, got bitten 由 Tyler protecting you, NOT killing Tyler for biting, and not killing your mom after she tried to kill me that 你 would get it. But I guess since you're a girl and all that men are from Mars stuff..What I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry for the way I treated you, it was wrong and I regret it. I am not expecting 你 and I to go shoe shopping and eat 《冰雪奇缘》 yogurt together but I hope we can at least be civil for Elena's sake. I 爱情 her Caroline and nothing is going to stop that so as long as she's willing to have me I'm gonna be around. You're making her feel like crap. I know you're looking out for her what with my spotty record and all but I am telling 你 that Elena is everything that has been missing in my life. 你 have no idea how badly I want to be right for her 或者 how determined I am to make her as happy as she has made me. Plus 你 are being hypocritical when 你 want to flirt with Klause who is one, has done way 更多 evil crap then me and two, is way less better looking then me. He killed Elena, Caroline. And 你 know damn well that if 你 walked into the Grille tomorrow and told Elena that 你 decided to be with Klause that she wouldn't hold it against 你 and she would be happy for 你 because Elena is annoyingly saint like. So stop making her cry, she's done enough of that these past two years."
I get up to leave. Holy shit I got through it. High five Salvatore, I think a quick stop to the Grille is in order. I turn the door knob opening the door when Caroline's wprds stop me.
"I didn't start dating 你 because I had to compete with Elena. I chose 你 to make Elena jealous." Hmmmmm ok color intriged. I turn around to face Caroline with a quizzical look on my face. "That 日 she met you, when 你 kissed her hand. Well she wouldn't shut up about it 或者 you. I know Elena, she was so into 你 but she had already hooked up with Stefan so...you know. She was always talking about you, how 你 were giving her cooking lessons, training her, being there for her. 你 won't believe how long she went on and on about 你 sleeping with Rebekah. I guess what I'm trying to say is I guess in a way it's always been you."
She smiles at me as she holds the door open for me once again. A smile slowly creeps across my face as Caroline's words start to sink in. Screw the Grille. I am 首页 in no time I am aching to 包, 换行 myself up in Elena. I can smell her 樱桃 vanilla scented shampoo and I am 迷失 in all things Elena. So much so that bump right into the cock blocker in chief Little Gilbert.
"Hey Damon, I think 你 and I need to have a little talk." Is he going to give me the "if 你 hurt my sister, I'll hurt you" speech 或者 does he want an apology too? I told 你 to kill me 你 ungrateful little brat isn't apology enough? I think as I pour myself some 波旁酒, 波本威士忌 and sit down on my 长椅, 沙发 awaiting my lecture from a newly reborn vampire hunting, ghost seeing seven-teen 年 old. Fuck my life.