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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when 阅读 Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 阅读 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think 你 can call yourself a vegetarian if 你 don't eat things like people 或者 those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 阅读 the 图书 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new 电影院 come out and even after it's all been done for about a 月或者 so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do 你 think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her 答案 sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually 说 was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that 婊子, 子 bella is his...

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随意 little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 分钟 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say 你 dont choose love, 爱情 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 爱情 them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand 或者 get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out 哈哈 even though i have so much 更多 i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This 文章 may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I 爱情 you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so 你 have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the 爱情 of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, 你 sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 年 olds and 17 年 olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice 或者 animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton 或者 the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style 图标 despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it 由 a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a 粉丝 of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, 或者 adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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吸血鬼

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斯蒂芬妮·梅耶

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Six 最喜爱的 Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The 标题 of the 文章 may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my 文章 that I have 发布 on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to 列表 my 最佳, 返回页首 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

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Source: http://fuckyeahtwilightsucks.tumblr.com/

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Hitler Was Not Dazzled 由 Breaking Dawn

added by sylar_rocks

Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if 你 don't mind the lulz.

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete 狼人 have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

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10 Reasons No Sane Person Would 日期 Edward Cullen (watch 邪恶力量 instead)

added by samjhart

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贝拉·斯旺

斯蒂芬妮·梅耶

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Why we Antis 爱情 our Pro spot members

posted by Mermaid-Tail

I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about 或者 have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable 或者 hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see 粉丝 feeling left out, singled out 或者 wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...

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《嗜血法医》摩根 meets Bella and Edward

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Source: RadRad @ 潮流粉丝俱乐部

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Are the accusations of Meyer 'stealing' plot ideas fair?

posted by Mermaid-Tail

OMG she totally 偷了 that 苹果 from Adam and Eve!!!

OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!

The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...

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Rob 答案 the 问题 'Who is better for Bella?'

added by katiecain

1:57-2:44 Have I 说 how much I 爱情 this man?

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Twilight VS. 吸血鬼

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Various Twilight stuff

added by Mallory23

Source: http://www.forksforum.com/twilight

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Too furious for words... *Sorry, this is just a 随意 rant*

posted by sapherequeen

Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long 以前 and I noticed this one 问题 I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" 或者 something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the 更多最近的 ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid 问题 to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just 删除 this question, because I 发布 it a 年以前 and don't even recall the reasons why it was...