Funny summary of the Twilight series

"Tidy" is an unusual word for me, but I felt if I used "clean" it would be interpreted as another warning against mudslinging and immaturity.

What I mean is, I see a lot of repeated content on this spot. Particularly images. Most of the time, I don't 评论 on it, because if I like to point out a repeated image, I also like to link to the original image in that spot. Unfortunately, I'm generally too lazy to do a 搜索 because the vague 密码 being attatched to our 图片 don't make our 搜索 bar very helpful.

So consider this an appeal from an anal-retentive credit-crazy 密码 queen:...

This 文章 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from 更多 fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 粉丝 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 你 in your sleep if 你 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fangirl...