This 文章 is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, 或者 guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight 粉丝 wanted to give 你 guys a 拍击, smack, 味道 in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all 你 guys do is insult Twilight. Have 你 guys actually read the 图书 或者 seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, 你 guys 说 it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm 写作 this 文章 to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and 你 don't like Twilight,...
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