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Twilight Timeline

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Source: Reasoning With 吸血鬼 Tumblr

this was 发布 to illustrate that B&E had only been dating 10 days when Bella woke up in the hospital

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Mistvieh Lol, I love that that's the only retort so far. That's awesome.

alexajaye I believe in love at first sight, but the length of time in which Edward and Bella become devoted to each other is a little preposterous. But that's just my opinion.

CalantheRose ...Wow. I knew they fell in lust quickly, but not that quickly!

Lunalovely It was only 10 DAYS!! WTF!! Okay, I know they went fast and shit, but THAT fast? Oh no, if some asshole got me in danger because some random vamp wanted to kill me because I was with him, and I only dated him for 10 DAYS then i would be OUT! I'm sorry, but I've read enough books that show that if I get in danger for being near this one person, then I'll ALWAYS be in danger by being near that person. Cedric Diggory knows.

AlmostGenius See that flying past your window? It's my last respect for the book. Notice how tiny it already is? (I totally respect the fans, just not the book.)

cassie-1-2-3 This is completely inaccurate.

DraculaPWNS ^ Is it? Seriously, show me how this is wrong.

DraculaPWNS In Harry Potter, if you count all the minor details like meyerpire baseball, you can probably make it at least 80x bigger, and that`s just the first book.

cassie-1-2-3 Well, first of all, They spent longer than one night in the hotel. Bella was constantly falling asleep, and waking up. Sometimes the sun was up, another time it was down, then it was up again. She was there long enough to where her sleep pattern reversed. Common sense would tell you that they were there for longer than one day, considering how the sun rose and set more than once. That's only one example. I really don't feel like going through the book and correcting everything else.

bri-marie Bella meets Edward on the first day of school (Monday). The "next day" (pg 29) (Tuesday) Edward isn't there (pg 30). "The rest of the week" (pg 37) is uneventful for Bella. By "Friday" (pg 37), Bella is able to recognize almost everyone. And "Edward Cullen didn't come back to school" (pg 37). On "Monday" (pg 38), Edward is back in school (pg 40). Edward is gone for an entire week, not one day.

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Twilight Makes Appearance on Standardized Test Prep: Jacob Cites Edward

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Source: breaknigdawnmovie.org

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3 Abusive Figures

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented 由 a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, 你 Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if 你 will give me a chance to explain.

Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...

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On Wednesdays we wear pink...

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I'm not sure if this is here 或者 not, but in case it isn't...

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Rob says:If Edward wasn't a fictional character... he ... would probably be an axe murderer...

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Doug Walker's Review Of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part1

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ASmilingMalice responds to nuttymadam's Breaking Dawn Haters

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actually she just specified on Nuttymadam's "genius" claim

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3ShadeProductions: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Parody

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Craig Ferguson on Twilight

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Best of Rifftrax - New Moon

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Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.

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Vampire Reunion

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吸血鬼 from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances 由 Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.

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Puppet New Moon: The Twilight Puppet Saga

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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD

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Taylor Lautner's Most Shocking 粉丝 Encounter - was with a 40 年 old Twimum (On 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · Leno)

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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ 年 old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...

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Dean Winchester is Better Than Twilight

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I recently got into the 显示邪恶力量 (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new 最喜爱的 character of all time) is better than Twilight.

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Twilight Parody Spoof Jeff Loveness

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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)

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I'm Convinced Twilight's Problematic

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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.

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OVEREXPOSED 2010: The Twilight Saga

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New Moon Trailer Spoof

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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.

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Rob Pattinson confirms that he is on Team Jacob

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5:20 I wonder what some of the 粉丝 think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some 粉丝 don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.

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