Perfection=Renesmee=Symbol of B&E's 爱情 (Not really)

Hi there! This is my first 文章 on the C.A.T spot, about my least 最喜爱的 character in twilight. Actually, my least 最喜爱的 character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight 粉丝 like her. She is 说 to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 文章 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 图书 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 阅读 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

I would like to note that anne 白饭, 大米 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne 偷了 it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank 由 吸血鬼 but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The 吸血鬼 skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If 你 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 由 Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't 你 see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that 你 listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the 更多 I think on it, the 更多 I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of 你 are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been 说 about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like 写作 this 文章 after 阅读 a fellow ex-CAT member's 文章 on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater 或者 anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer 或者 her fans, and don’t throw nasty 或者 immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like 嘿 are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me 你 freak 你 tried to kill...

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have 文章 floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between 粉丝 of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote 文章 with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

We have a discussion on the 论坛 here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. 或者 a joke quickly written 由 me because it's been ages since I 发布 here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros 或者 antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear 你 hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight 前锋, 期待 suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off 由 saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The 表演 is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written 由 a five 年 old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...