Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Twilight Jokes

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posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!

semexx, LeggoMyGreggo and 8 others like this

XDRoseLuvsHP Haha! Vanilla ice cream XD

nessienjake [i] roflxDD >.< [/i]

criminalminds15 Haha, love the vanilla ice cream one!!!

LadyLilith "Their balls are for decoration." I lol'd muchly at that one. XD

nessienjake [i] haha same criminalminds15xDDD but I'd say I lawlled more at: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are for decoration.[/i]

VampiresRevenge The balls one is my favorite. I laughed so hard at it.

nessienjake LOL*!!111!!!11* SAME ^.^

mooimafish17 hehe, love it

nessienjake [i] who wouldn't?:) [/i]

MiizLadiDiime HAHAHHA

LilysLittleTwin I love the 'kill a brain' one! XD

BellaCullen96 [i]Q: What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are for decoration.[/i] *cracking up so hard* XD

nessienjake [i] rofl!!xD[/i]

pinkyshadow45 hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha this was HILARIOUS!!!

Matsy23 LOL!!!!!!! XDDDD

shingkai lmao... i like the balls and vanilla ice cream