This 文章 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from 更多 fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.
I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 粉丝 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 你 in your sleep if 你 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fangirl just can't leave the computer.
'How do 你 identify a fangirl?!' 你 ask. Well, this 文章 will tell 你 how.
1. EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! (The squeal.)
你 have probably heard this before. The first and most identifying characteristic of a fangirl is the squeal. It is high-pitched, loud, and also accompanied 由 grinning insanely, jumping up and down, and excessive hyperactiveness. This is used to 显示 the ultimate 爱情 for their fandom.
Example: EEEEEE!!!! HOUSE AND CUDDY ARE SOO GONNA GET TOGETHER 下一个 SEASON!!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
2. ch@tsp34k
Some (I REPEAT: SOME.) fangirls type 或者 speak in a non-literate way. I'm not sure why they do this. It seems they have no reason. (While most fangirls do actually type so 你 can understand them, there is always the chatspeak group.)
Example: omg dont u jst luvv harry and herminie 2gethr???? its lyke ttlly teh best ship evr!!!
3. The.... dark side.
A fraction of fangirls have a bad side. Well, the majority of fangirls have a bad side. this bad side is likely to 显示 if somebody disagrees with them. Usually it just involves glaring 或者 excessive exclamation points, but there have been violent cases before.
Example: What do 你 MEAN 你 ship Booth/Angela?? EVERYONE knows Booth and Brennan are meant to be! I can't believe you! That is utter insanity!!!1! *ebulglare*
4. OMG I MUST HAVE THAT!!! (the Merchandise)
One of the best known fangirl traits is excessive merchandise. Some fangirls go out of their way to have everything- the coffee mug, the light up pen, the lipgloss, the book bag.
Example: Don't 你 just LOOOOVE my Edward Cullen body glitter? I keep it in my edard and bella twilight bag! I also have my Cullen crest bracelet, and I keep my Alice Cullen keychain in the pocket of my Bella 天鹅 jacket!
5. I must be there! Syndrome
Fangirls will probably do almost anything to do something related to their fandom. this means leaving sports practice early to watch that beloved episode, staying up late for the midnight book release, 或者 canceling plans for a special event. They don't usually care about the consequences. (Note: The writer of this 文章 does not encourage 你 to do what is in the example.)
Example: OH NOO! My cousin's wedding is on the same 日 of the Shanshu Awards! Oh, what shall I do? I joined 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for the sole reason of participating in this!! Ah well. It's just a wedding. There will be 更多 in my life. Besides, the Shanshu awards are WAYYY 更多 important!
6. Idolizing
These fangirls go to the with that actor(ress). They may write them long 爱情 letters, photoshop a picture of the two together, follow them around...
Example: OH MY GOD! Robert McDreamy Pattinson is coming to East Cupcake, Illinois! I must go see him, for we shall be married and fall in love!!!
7. FIRSTCOMMENTYAYYY! Syndrome
A movie 预览 is released. A promotional is shown. A sneak peak is revealed. This fangirl will be the first to know.
Example: Yay! the New Moon special 预览 was released on youtube! I MUST have first 评论 或者 I will die!
Hopefully now 你 are 更多 versed in the subtle and dangerous art of identifying fangirls. When 你 have mastered these beginner/intermediate techniques, 你 will be able to 移动 on to the Advanced/Masters portion of the guide.
I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 粉丝 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 你 in your sleep if 你 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fangirl just can't leave the computer.
'How do 你 identify a fangirl?!' 你 ask. Well, this 文章 will tell 你 how.
1. EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! (The squeal.)
你 have probably heard this before. The first and most identifying characteristic of a fangirl is the squeal. It is high-pitched, loud, and also accompanied 由 grinning insanely, jumping up and down, and excessive hyperactiveness. This is used to 显示 the ultimate 爱情 for their fandom.
Example: EEEEEE!!!! HOUSE AND CUDDY ARE SOO GONNA GET TOGETHER 下一个 SEASON!!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
2. ch@tsp34k
Some (I REPEAT: SOME.) fangirls type 或者 speak in a non-literate way. I'm not sure why they do this. It seems they have no reason. (While most fangirls do actually type so 你 can understand them, there is always the chatspeak group.)
Example: omg dont u jst luvv harry and herminie 2gethr???? its lyke ttlly teh best ship evr!!!
3. The.... dark side.
A fraction of fangirls have a bad side. Well, the majority of fangirls have a bad side. this bad side is likely to 显示 if somebody disagrees with them. Usually it just involves glaring 或者 excessive exclamation points, but there have been violent cases before.
Example: What do 你 MEAN 你 ship Booth/Angela?? EVERYONE knows Booth and Brennan are meant to be! I can't believe you! That is utter insanity!!!1! *ebulglare*
4. OMG I MUST HAVE THAT!!! (the Merchandise)
One of the best known fangirl traits is excessive merchandise. Some fangirls go out of their way to have everything- the coffee mug, the light up pen, the lipgloss, the book bag.
Example: Don't 你 just LOOOOVE my Edward Cullen body glitter? I keep it in my edard and bella twilight bag! I also have my Cullen crest bracelet, and I keep my Alice Cullen keychain in the pocket of my Bella 天鹅 jacket!
5. I must be there! Syndrome
Fangirls will probably do almost anything to do something related to their fandom. this means leaving sports practice early to watch that beloved episode, staying up late for the midnight book release, 或者 canceling plans for a special event. They don't usually care about the consequences. (Note: The writer of this 文章 does not encourage 你 to do what is in the example.)
Example: OH NOO! My cousin's wedding is on the same 日 of the Shanshu Awards! Oh, what shall I do? I joined 潮流粉丝俱乐部 for the sole reason of participating in this!! Ah well. It's just a wedding. There will be 更多 in my life. Besides, the Shanshu awards are WAYYY 更多 important!
6. Idolizing
These fangirls go to the with that actor(ress). They may write them long 爱情 letters, photoshop a picture of the two together, follow them around...
Example: OH MY GOD! Robert McDreamy Pattinson is coming to East Cupcake, Illinois! I must go see him, for we shall be married and fall in love!!!
7. FIRSTCOMMENTYAYYY! Syndrome
A movie 预览 is released. A promotional is shown. A sneak peak is revealed. This fangirl will be the first to know.
Example: Yay! the New Moon special 预览 was released on youtube! I MUST have first 评论 或者 I will die!
Hopefully now 你 are 更多 versed in the subtle and dangerous art of identifying fangirls. When 你 have mastered these beginner/intermediate techniques, 你 will be able to 移动 on to the Advanced/Masters portion of the guide.