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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On an abandoned racetrack in the shape of a figure 8, Mark and Rob were taken over there 由 William. Two cars from 1960 awaited the drivers. One was a Porsche, and the other, a Corvette. They were 下一个 to each other, facing the opposite direction.



William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as 你 can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll 显示 你 what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.

The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.

William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!

Song: link

Mark & Rob: *Flooring it. They quickly start their way around the figure 8*
William: *Watching the two men in their cars*
 Sarah's Citroen
Sarah's Citroen


Sarah Danning, Mark's girlfriend, arrived in her car, a black Citroen.

Mark: *Giving Rob an angry look as he passes him*
Rob: *Staying calm as he makes a left turn*
Sarah: *Runs out of her car, and goes towards William*
William: Sarah, nice of 你 to stop by. Came to see your boyfriend?
Sarah: I came to see the man who beat him yesterday.
Mark: The money 你 won from that last race will soon be spent on the dents of my car.
Rob: Don't get optimistic in there. No one's crashed yet, but it certainly won't be me that crashes first.

They had a near-hit as they passed each other in the middle of the 8.

Sarah: This is making me nervous.
William: This is making me excited.
Mark: I'm coming for you. 你 better get out of the way, 或者 you're a goner.
Rob: *Watching Mark come towards him without going left, 或者 right* He's trying to play chicken. *Steers to the right to avoid him* Wait. *Looks at the front of his car* That slope might help. 下一个 time he comes for me, I'll run towards him myself.

They got on another straight stretch, and were heading straight towards each other.

Mark: I won't turn.
Rob: I'll stay straight.
Sarah: They're not getting out of the way!
William: Oh, this is going to be messy.
Mark: *Hits the front of Rob's car, and goes airborne. His Corvette lands on the ground, upside down*

Stop the song

Rob: *Stops his car, and gets out*
Mark: *Climbs out from under his car*
Rob: *Walks over to Mark with William, and Sarah* I'm afraid 你 迷失 again.
Mark: 你 tried to kill me!
Rob: 你 did that to yourself. Should've moved out of the way.
William: This'll be at least $500. I'll have the total bill sent to your house later this evening.
Sarah: It's a good thing I got here when I did, huh?
Mark: *Looks at his girlfriend* Yeah. Let's split. *Walks away with Sarah*
William: You're making a very good reputation for yourself, and 你 haven't even been here for a week. I got something else for 你 tonight. 你 remember where I live?
Rob: Of course.
William: Then come on over at 6 PM.
Rob: Right. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
 Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
Hello, Umbreonians! (I think I'm gonna call 你 guys that. Any other suggestions?) Umbra here! I've been thinking about FGT 2016 lately. I wanna tell 你 my reviews on my FGT 2016 article. It's a 神奇宝贝 article. It's not really bragging, okay? Any questions?

Note: Sorry I spoiled some of it. At least I kept the details.

Yes?
Manuel Marquezo: Can I...?
No, 你 CAN'T be annoying. Anyways, let's go!

The Plot

Part I & II

Day 3 of the Canyon City Conference is coming to a close. There are 4 神奇宝贝 trainers left. The names are Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg, Jenna Voorn, Aura, and Möbius the snob. The reason why...
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Hello, hello. CokeTheUmbreon here! I'm gonna work on an 图标 for this club. But anyways, lemme tell 你 about Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg's Ultimate Team. (This is the team he'll use to battle Aura one day.)

Note: He has 4 神奇宝贝 he mega evolves. You'll never know his choice.

Anyways, fuck the shitty 屁股 intros. Let's fucking go!

Talonflame
Gender: Female
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Steel Wing
Brave Bird

Greninja
Gender: Male
Moves:
Water Pulse
Extrasensory
Dark Pulse
Ice Beam

Through Aura Synchro, it can use...
Water Shuriken
Night Slash
Rock Slide
Aura Shuriken
Aura Blade

Tyranitar
Gender: Male
Moves:
Stone-Edge
Crunch
Fire...
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What up, Umbreoneers? (I'll change the name l8tr.) 可乐 here! Everyone knows that I've been obsessed with Umbreon, right?

*audience nods*

Okay! I wanna tell 你 details about a fanfic story I'll be doing called Umbreon Nation. (points at 标题 with long 屁股 stick) It's a story that centers around 6 Umbreon. These are their names:

Moony
Moony is a yellow Umbreon. He is the leader of the group. Moony is the optimistic, funny guy. He'll sometimes get out of hand with his jokes and comedy.

Bloodmoon
Bloodmoon (better known as 'Blood') is a red Umbreon. His rings and bands are a dark shade of red, called...
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added by shaneoohmac13
Hello, everyone! The Garnet Umbreon here! Since April 3, the Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP has been a hit thanks to me and AuratheLucario (better known as Aura.) Then we received 2 other memebers, but one left 潮流粉丝俱乐部 before we could get started. Anyways, here are my thoughts on the RP.

The Good

1. We have a good comic relief character named Manuel Marquezo. He meets the standards of the annoying 屁股 character. He's an asshole. That's the only standard he needs to meet.

2. The plot. Man, I 爱情 the plot! Ash and Serena are 35 and married. I 爱情 the shipping couples that we started. BergVoorn (Tyler...
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added by shaneoohmac13
added by shaneoohmac13
posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Umbra is an Umbreon that belongs to Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg. I also have an Umbreon named Umbra irl. This is just a little info on him. Let's go!

Nickname: Umbra

Gender: Male

Personality: An asshole (at times), calm, chill.

Moves it used to know):

Tackle (as Eevee)
Take Down (as Eevee)
迅速, 斯威夫特 (as Eevee)
Bite (as Eevee)
Shadow Ball (as Eevee)
Dig
Moonlight
Charm

Current moveset:

Dark Pulse
Psychic
Iron Tail
Payback

Selected Victories:

1. vs Aura's Zoroark and Delphox (2nd battle against each other)
2. vs. Aura's Delphox (Canyon City Conference)
3. (w/ Mega Charizard X) vs. Manuel's Mienshao & Blastoise (Pokémon Battle Class)

Selected defeats:

1. vs. Aura's Lucario (2nd battle and Canyon City Conference) Damn! Lucario showed your ass!
2. vs. Renco's Donphan (way before me and Aura met)
3. vs. Miki's Dragonite
added by CokeTheUmbreon
added by CokeTheUmbreon
added by CokeTheUmbreon
 Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg and Jenna Voorn are like this pic right here, except they ain't Pokémon.
Tyler van Berg and Jenna Voorn are like this pic right here, except they ain't Pokémon.
Hello, Umbreon Kingdom! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today I'm gonna tell 你 about Tyler and 面包车, 范 Berg and Jenna Voorn. This 文章 covers their similarities, differences, and how they met.

They are characters from the RP series Pokémon: Aura Warriors

Enough shitty intros. Let's go!



How Did They Meet?
Tyler and Jenna were at a playground at Canyon City elementary school. Tyler was hanging out with his boys while Jenna Voorn, a new student, was sitting on the 摇摆, 秋千 alone. When I say alone, I mean to the point where she wanted to cry. Little Tyler told his 老友记 to go ahead while he spent the rest of...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello there, Umbreon Kingdom! CokeTheUmbreon here, ready to share some of my 最喜爱的 yo mama jokes.

Please note that there are some I didn't make. Please also note this is not to offend anyone, this is JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

Here goes!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin 甜甜圈 was a 篮球 team.

Yo mama so stupid she thought 金牌 rush was a football team.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on Snorlax it said, "Get off me, bitch!"

Yo mama so ugly she made Get Scared hide from her.

Yo mama so fat she evolves from Snorlax

Yo mama so fat when she put on purple 浴衣 people call her a Swallot.

Yo mama...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hey, everyone! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today I want to discuss Sergio Gonzales, an RP character. He is the brother of Selene Gonzales.

Manuel: Boring!
Sergio: Shut up!

Name: Sergio Gonzales

From: Madrid

Age: 15

Love Interest: Shadow Bellatrix.
Sergio: BOOOM!
Shadow: Heeeey.
Sergio: I'm busy at the moment. We'll get pastries after, okay?

Ethnicity: White

Physical appearance: Tan skin, black hair with green streaks (his hairstyle reminds me of 犬夜叉 tho), green eyes.

Personality: Calm, collected, cool.

Likes: Action 电影院 (especially Deadpool), GTA V, 神奇宝贝 battles, aura training.

Dislikes: Manuel (the...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Cokey here! (Sunflame! Why did 你 drill Cokey in my head? Was it because I killed your zucchini army?)

Back on topic. I'm gonna brag about another RP character's Pokémon. Her name is Jenna Voorn!

Here goes!

Espeon (Sunburst)
Gender: Female
Moves:
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Dazzling Gleam
Swift

Lopunny
Gender: Female
Moves:
Ice Punch
Dizzy Punch
Water Pulse
Low Sweep

Togekiss
Gender: Female
Moves:
Shock Wave
Aura Sphere
Air Slash
Dazzling Gleam

Pidgeot
Gender: Male
Moves:
Twister
Hurricane
Heat Wave
Air Slash

Feraligatr
Gender: Male
Moves:
Superpower
Ice Fang
Crunch
Aqua Tail

Infernape (shiny)
Gender: Male
Moves:
Stone-Edge
Flame Wheel
Flare...
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What's up, Umbreon Kingdom! CokeTheUmbreon here! I already did an 文章 on my RP character, Tyler 面包车, 范 Berg, and now I'm gonna brag about some of his Pokémon.
Here goes!

Umbreon (Umbra)
Gender: male
Moves:
Dark Pulse
Psychic
Iron Tail
Payback

Talonflame
Gender: female
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Steel Wing
Fly

Greninja
Gender: Male
Water Pulse
Dark Pulse
Extrasensory
Ice Beam

Sceptile
Gender: male
Moves:
Leaf Blade
Leaf Storm
Earthquake
Dragon Claw

Charizard
Gender: Male
Moves:
Blast Burn
Flamethrower
Dragon Claw
Thunderpunch

Garchomp
Gender: Male
Moves:
Draco Meteor
Dragon Rush
Poison Jab
Earthquake

Typhlosion
Gender: Male
Moves:...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hey! 可乐 here! I'm coming to the Umbreon Kingdom with the scoop on another RP character. He is the annoying Manuel Marquezo.

Manuel: I knew 你 爱情 me.
Shut the fuck up.

It annoys me to even do this article. Let's go.

Name: Manuel Marquezo

From: Canyon City (all his life)

Age: 15 (or should I say 6)

Love Interest: None really. (Probably Aura) :P

I'm gonna launch FatAura Shipping for the hell of it.
Aura: 😠
Just kidding, brah. She doesn't want him anyway... ¥.¥

Ethnicity: Hispanic (he can hardly speak Spanish. Not to be judgmental but...

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!!)

Physical appearance: Tan skin, black...
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