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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On an abandoned racetrack in the shape of a figure 8, Mark and Rob were taken over there 由 William. Two cars from 1960 awaited the drivers. One was a Porsche, and the other, a Corvette. They were 下一个 to each other, facing the opposite direction.



William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as 你 can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll 显示 你 what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.

The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.

William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!

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Mark & Rob: *Flooring it. They quickly start their way around the figure 8*
William: *Watching the two men in their cars*
 Sarah's Citroen
Sarah's Citroen


Sarah Danning, Mark's girlfriend, arrived in her car, a black Citroen.

Mark: *Giving Rob an angry look as he passes him*
Rob: *Staying calm as he makes a left turn*
Sarah: *Runs out of her car, and goes towards William*
William: Sarah, nice of 你 to stop by. Came to see your boyfriend?
Sarah: I came to see the man who beat him yesterday.
Mark: The money 你 won from that last race will soon be spent on the dents of my car.
Rob: Don't get optimistic in there. No one's crashed yet, but it certainly won't be me that crashes first.

They had a near-hit as they passed each other in the middle of the 8.

Sarah: This is making me nervous.
William: This is making me excited.
Mark: I'm coming for you. 你 better get out of the way, 或者 you're a goner.
Rob: *Watching Mark come towards him without going left, 或者 right* He's trying to play chicken. *Steers to the right to avoid him* Wait. *Looks at the front of his car* That slope might help. 下一个 time he comes for me, I'll run towards him myself.

They got on another straight stretch, and were heading straight towards each other.

Mark: I won't turn.
Rob: I'll stay straight.
Sarah: They're not getting out of the way!
William: Oh, this is going to be messy.
Mark: *Hits the front of Rob's car, and goes airborne. His Corvette lands on the ground, upside down*

Stop the song

Rob: *Stops his car, and gets out*
Mark: *Climbs out from under his car*
Rob: *Walks over to Mark with William, and Sarah* I'm afraid 你 迷失 again.
Mark: 你 tried to kill me!
Rob: 你 did that to yourself. Should've moved out of the way.
William: This'll be at least $500. I'll have the total bill sent to your house later this evening.
Sarah: It's a good thing I got here when I did, huh?
Mark: *Looks at his girlfriend* Yeah. Let's split. *Walks away with Sarah*
William: You're making a very good reputation for yourself, and 你 haven't even been here for a week. I got something else for 你 tonight. 你 remember where I live?
Rob: Of course.
William: Then come on over at 6 PM.
Rob: Right. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
 Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello, Umbreonians. CokeTheUmbreon here! Everyone wants to know about the different coloured Umbreon here?

Manuel: Me.
CokeTheUmbreon: Fuck you.

Anyways, I wanna explain dem. Special thnx to shaneoohmac13 for posting some Umbreon here, but I'm not talking about those. (If I do, it'll prolly be a long 屁股 article.) But anywho, lemme explain the ones I made.

Note: All edits done to Umbreon are for kicks.

Chocolate Umbreon
I made that because of my 爱情 for chocolate. Would 你 like some? It's made with the ice cream swatches.

Garnet Umbreon
The Garnet Umbreon was started when I started having a fascination...
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Hey, Umbreonians. It's CokeTheUmbreon here. I'm bored so I wanted to do an 文章 called 'Things 你 Didn't Know About Me.'
I may have 说 all this stuff on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 already but fuck it. I'm gonna do it anyway.

Enjoy! :D


1. My former favourite 神奇宝贝 was Pikachu.

2. The other 日本动漫 I like (besides Pokémon) are Kirby, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Azumanga Daioh (ep. 18 tho), and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

3. I had my first crush in 2nd grade. (I'll never tell 你 her real name. Sorry.)

4. The first ship I started being obsessed with was AmourShipping (Ash x Serena)

5. My biggest fears as a little child were lightning, thunder,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
What up, motherfuckers of the club! (That was for shits and giggles, don't take it serious. ;P)

Manuel: Yes it was.
Go somewhere!

Coke here! Today I'm gonna drop some news about the future of this club. Let's get... *Manuel raises his hand*

What?!
Manuel: Will there be free snacks?
NO! Aura, can 你 please get him out?

Let's get started.

First, I'd like to thank the official and unofficial members of my club. Please note if 你 wanna post fanfictions 或者 pics here, ask me first.

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Since I'm The Dutch Umbreon, I'm gonna make a theme 图标 for the club. Spoiler alert: it's an Umbreon. I ain't tellin...
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