Demotivational KND Posters

"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi 说 simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need 或者 the last periods of the 日 and we're 首页 free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever 你 don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do 你 REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...

The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both 说 their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids 下一个 Door, I immediately knew that 你 would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I 爱情 YOU!”
It was then...