Demotivational KND Posters

"How're they doing back there?" Kacey asked.
"Well, Kuki's started the thrashing stage...and TC's 表演 girly....more so than usual." Maddy said, trying to keep calm.
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Justin Bieber!" TC squealed.
Kiki growled.
"Kacey, can I put a stake through his heart?" she asked.
"NO!" Val cried.
"But...but...but...the last thing we need is ANOTHER JB fangirl...er...man...vampire....thing!"
"No one's gonna do ANYTHING to him!" Kuki snarled.
"Or WHAT ?" Kiki taunted.
Wally inturrupted Kuki before she could say 或者 do anything.
"Can this thing go any faster?!" he said, a bit upset.
Hoagie turned...

"So....let me get this straight. 你 说 你 were attacked 由 a 6'5" guy in a vampire costume?" the doctor asked while examining Kuki's chart.
She sniffled and nodded.
"Why do I always get stuck with the weirdos?" she mumbled under her breath.
"I'm not kidding!" Kuki snapped.
"Calm down, girl..." Abby said, attempting to soothe her friend.
Kuki sighed.
"Sorry. It must be this lack of sleep."
"<yawn> I hear that! Who in their right mind is perky at 3 AM?"
Just then, the door burst open. Kiki, Kacey, Megan and the youngest operative (you know who...) poured in, all happy. Abby did a facepalm....

Over on another part of the east coast, Kiki 面包车, 范 Hatrick was in the middle of investigating the accusations that one of the teachers at the high school was a bloodsucking creature of the night. She was just about to make that "AHA!!" 移动 when her phone started vibrating.
"GODDANGIT!," she whisper-yelled, "Why does someone always text me when I'm about to make my 'AHA!' moment?!"
She read the text and almost fell backwards.
"Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPARKLY vampires?! More?!"
She pulled herself together.
"All right. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna have to have some help."
She sighed. Where she had to go required...

All of the "younger" operatives (Maddy, Val, Minerva, and Chris) screamed and ran to one of the older operatives (Chris and Val to Kiki, Maddy to Megan, and Minerva to Kuki). Well, what do 你 expect? They hated power outages.
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Great. JUST GREAT . We're trapped with a bunch of villains (who had escaped moments ago) in a snowstorm without power."
David stood up and headed out the door. Before he did, he turned and said:
"Well, I'm gonna go before this gets out of hand.
So....screw you, guys. I'm going home! (South Park reference FTW). 2 分钟 later, he came back with icicles...

"I'M EXHAUSTED." Kacey moaned as she plopped down onto the couch.
Everyone else "meh"ed in agreement....all except Kiki and Raleigh, who had passed out after only taking 3 steps out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"I can't believe we got to do this again tommorow." Wally moaned.
"I can't believe all we did were introductions over a period of 2 hours." Abby whined.
"I can't believe it's not butter!" David giggled.
Everyone shot him a murderous look.
"Just trying to lighten the mood...."
Kiki smacked upside the head, obviously annoyed.
"Shut it."
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The 下一个 night,...

7:00 PM. If they weren't in class, the kids could be out on missions 或者 just goofing off. But NO. They had to learn about the proper way to eat 汤 and crap like that. Kacey looked around. Raleigh, David and Christian were in the middle of a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors", Emma was drawing up schematics for an escape route, Val was asleep (using her "Please and Thank You" 彩虹 Monkey as a pillow), Maddy and Minerva were styling each other's hair, Megan was in the middle of giving Wally a purple nurple (OW!) for calling her a nerd because she brought a pen and notepad to take notes, Abby...

"Give back my 'Tea Party Time' 彩虹 Monkey, Wally!!" Kuki yelled as she chased the boy throughout the treehouse.
"NEVER!" he chuckled, "Not until 你 uninvite me!!"
She growled and tackled him...unfortunatly, they were right 由 the stairs, and ended up rolling outside. Kacey and Kiki (both still in their PJs) were outside 由 the mailbox talking. Kiki pointed at the two fighting kids.
"Do I WANNA know?" she asked.
"Probably not." Kacey answered.
She sighed and grabbed Wally 由 his collar. Kiki snatched the 彩虹 Monkey from Wally and gave it back to Kuki. Kacey let go off Wally, who landed on...

Have 你 ever had the "more-worried-than-normal" feeling? Like 你 have to throw-up, pass-out, and soil your self at the same time. If 你 haven't, congradulations, can I feel your pulse? If 你 have, then 你 know how our young heros felt. Like in any story ever written, the witches big creepy old 城堡 was surrounded 由 an big creepy old woods. Most fitting for the owner of the property. The group was standing in the center of those very woods. Like the situation leading up to the wizards chambers, the Cowardly Lion had to be tackled several times to keep from sprinting to the nearest sanctuary....

Operation: FUTURE KIDS
Chapter 3
Ten Kids
Megan opened her eyes, to find herself in a weird room. There were no windows, just lots of buttons, and switches on the walls. She stood up, but only to fall back down. She turned her head to see, if any of her 老友记 were with her. She had only a moment’s notice, when her younger sister, Maddy came falling down on her.
"Ow! Can 你 land somewhere else, 下一个 time Maddy." 说 Louise once Maddy got off her.
"Sorry, I need to work on that." she said, while laughing and helping her sister up at the same time. She was about to ask Maddy what was going on,...

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Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till....
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting 更多 closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and 更多 closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never 爱情 him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, 你 come at the wrong...

Start Transmition
Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till.....
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Kuki sadly walked down the street.
She was in a trance and all she could think about was, I need to save Mai. She was interrupted from her trance, 由 someone's voice.
"Hey Kuki, What are 你 going to do? 你 know you're walking into Sandy's trap." 说 Wally.
"I don't care, I want my cousin back!" she said, while two tears came from her eyes.
"Well I'm coming with you." stated Wally.
"No, I'll stop Sandy myself." she said, while wiping her tears away.
"This is pay-back." she said, while stomping into her...

The firey head started it's usal speech again, but the Scare 乌鸦 interupted.
"Oi, we got your cruddy broom, so give us our wishes!"
The head glared a him.
"BUT THAT'S IMMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED THE WITCHES CASTLE!" it screamed.
"Well we just did." 说 the Tin Girl evenly.
"NEVER!" the head yelled
Toto sniffed around. He had caught a scent that didn't really belong in a lair of evil Flowery perfume. He followed the scent to a far corner, where a curtain hung. Gripping th fabric with his smaal sharp teeth, he pulled it back. Sitting on a computer 台, 办公桌 swivel chair, sat a girl with a yellow...

Operation E.I.G.H.T.

After about an hour, they finally reached Kuki Sanban's house. They chapped her door, to see if anyone was in. Luckily no one was, so they gently walked up the stairs, and placed her on her bed. Wally who turned his head, let Ai changed Kuki into her 粉, 粉色 彩虹 Monkey pyjamas. He turned around, when Kuki was smiling away under her 床, 床上 sheet covers. They quietly crept out of her bedroom, and went down the stairs.
"I'll catch up with you, in a 分钟 Wally, I have to phone my parents." 说 Mai, when Wally got to the door. He shrugged, and walked out of the house. Once he...

TRANSMISSION FOUND.....



Grudjer:HEY LET US OUT IF THIS DUMB JAR!!!

Half Nelson:Yeah what he said.(snickers)

(Everyone starts waking up)

Jessee:Wait...something isn't right here...(she looks and her hands are as purple as the Grudjer's dust)

Numbah10:Hey why are our hands purple?

(A boy with brown hair sweeps in and sprays them all with something and the purple comes off)

Numbah10:OMG JACK?!

Jack:Thats right sister.

Numbah10:But I thought 你 were delightfulized?

Jack:I had to find a cure that was unknown to kid but I must tell 你 we've talked it over and I don't want to lead sector m...I'll leave that...

Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, 食物 and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the 下一个 two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the 钟, 贝尔 rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the...

Numbah3:Lala la laa la!

(Numbah4 is covering his ears)

Numbah4:Ever since she got that stupid 彩虹 cruddy it's been a living nightmare!

Numbah5:C,mon she's happy!

Numbah2:Yeah and look on the bright side no villians have attacked all day!

MEANWHILE AT VILLIAN HQ.....

Jack:Cree you've failed again!

Cree:Im sorry jack...

Jack:YOU WILL BE!(Starts firing up like father)

Cree:Wait give me another chance!If 你 do I promise 你 I'll destroy sector v and all the kn dorks!Even those stupid kids in the future sector m!

Jack:(flames down)No...bring me sector m and sector v 或者 else!(fires up)

Cree:Yes Jack!

Jack:THATS...

"Come on, Kace'!" ,Kiki whined through her KN- communicator, "I know how much 你 guys loved coming to my school for a day...what's so bad about coming for the LAST 日 of classes?"
"I JUST got out of school! I don't wanna go back again! ESPECIALLY after what happened last time." Kacey responded.
"I didn't even mention the best part!" Kiki shot back.
"Yeah? What's the best part?"
Kiki smiled mischevously, "Well, there'll be free 食物 cuz we're throwin' parties in a few classes....AND, from what I hear, there's gonna be a ginormous- no, wait, huge-no wait- GIHUGIC 食物 fight for all 3 lunch periods."...