Robert Erdmann Photoshoot 2001

How big a Christian bale 粉丝 are 你 (Balehead :P)? Score one point for every statement that applies to 你 to find out


I know who Christian Bale is

I 爱情 Christian Bale (be it brotherly love, idolatry love, etc)


I have seen Anastasia: The Mystery of Anna (1986)

I have seen 心 of the Country (1987)

I have seen The Land of Faraway (1987) aka Mio
min Mio

I have seen Empire of the Sun (1987)

I have seen Henry V (1989)

I have seen Treasure Island (1990)

I have seen A Murder of Quality (1991)

I have seen Newsies (1992)

I have seen 摇摆, 秋千 Kids (1993)

I have seen Prince of Jutland (1994)

I have seen Little...

The two things everyone's been talking about lately are Christian Bale's onset freakout and those ubiquitous 25 随意 Things About Me lists. It got us wondering if maybe Christian Bale himself had made a list, so we hacked into his 脸谱 account. And then we made this fake list.

1) I ad-libbed all of Newsies. It wasn't even supposed to be a musical.

2) My philosophy: It's not who 你 are underneath, but how good 你 are at staying out of my fucking eye-line that defines you.

3) I 迷失 my virginity to Miranda Richardson on the set of Empire of the Sun. In costume. Her costume.

4) If I've...

(BOARD) MEMBER
Is he taking over?

EARLE
Not yet. I checked th trust, and
bruce can't assume control until his
thirtieth birthday.
(presses intercom)
Jessica, where's that coffee?

BOARD MEMBER
But that's in three months.

49.

EARLE
We'll have to 移动 fast.

BOARD MEMBER 2
To do what?

EARLE
An IPO. There's nothing in Bruce's
trust to stop us taking the company
public... we'll have an offering...

BOARD MEMBER
(getting it)
And Bruce will become just another
board member.

EARLE
Precisely. We can't have some clown
prince running things.
(presses intercom)
Jessica?

No answer. Earle steps to the door and opens it.

His assistant...