The Sand Bae

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh 嘿 there. 你 must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, 或者 bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: 你 can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, 你 finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, 你 shouldn't be tortured 由 the reboot. I'm going to tell 你 the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

Hello!! I figured since this club is dead & all I'd have to get involved a bit 更多 here, and at least do a "basic" introduction of myself. I got this idea from Riku114 and Zeppie so this isn't originally my idea.. 😌


So for starters, I go 由 糖果 (my most common name which everyone calls me by).. but 你 can also call me 由 Dalia (which is a variation of my real name). I'm not really one to say my name online but i don't actively avoid it anymore,, so if 你 really want to know my real name 你 can just PM me and i guess i could tell 你 :v
I am Female (simple she/her pronouns are fine)...