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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has 你 reunite a zoophile with his 最喜爱的 horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when 你 do the "right" thing, 你 often end up making people's lives worse. 你 give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with 你 to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who 你 helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 秒 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them 由 confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled 由 the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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Hellsing is some crazy shit..

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It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror 电影院 claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR 更多 effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till 下一个 time.. I'll give another 文章 after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..

最佳, 返回页首 30 Nostalgia Critic 语录

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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did 你 say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see 你 as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing 你 to do something 你 don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I 说你 had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are 你 honestly telling...

最佳, 返回页首 ten action 电影院 where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

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#1: JOHN WICK:
It's 更多 than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute 小狗 gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die 下一个 to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

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#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But 你 like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once 你 start, 你 never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK 或者 BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I 爱情 ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song 由 them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

5 things wrong with modern Spongebob

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#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..

#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..

#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..

#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..

#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..

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DEAD MEMORIES... This is what 更多 Slipknot songs need to be like

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Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the 苦 pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But 你 asked me to 爱情你 and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to 爱情你 and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

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Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving 你 a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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:D :D

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I'm bored so here's lyrics to both of the Rob Zombie songs that tell of the SALEM WITCH HUNT

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Rob Zombie

AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...

How I feel SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES would be described on Wikipedia

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An Canadian brony, who's become farely 流行的 over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, 或者 insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being 更多 relatable..

And...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil:

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Carnotaurus

#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When 你 think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only 显示 respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair 或者 just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed 由 rocks Aladar's 老友记 caused to fall on it.....

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WHO'S WORSE: Dimitri VS Bulgarin

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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true 颜色 and betrays Niko 由 trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling 巢穴, den, 书房 in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...

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Hellsing 8

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Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, 或者 well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I 说 before, I can't say I was serprised 由 Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten songs I hate as a REAL song, but 爱情 as an instrumental

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#1: 金属乐队 - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental 或者 not instrumental. This song still fits the 标题 of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: 羊肉, 羔羊 of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as 羊肉, 羔羊 of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have 你 heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I 爱情 both versions of the...

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Spoof of 纸杯蛋糕 and 彩虹 Factory (rated M)... Created 由 myself

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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I 显示 how things COULD of gone.."

Our story begins when the young mare 彩虹 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...

Bojack Horseman part 15

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Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest 显示 ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me 问题 the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on youtobe it's SUPPOSE too make 你问题 the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...

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MONSTER PART 9: (from episodes 21 to 24)

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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion 或者 something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the 显示 becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
或者 even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)

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5 things I won't review.. And 4 things I am OPEN for reviewing... (and the reasons why)

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#1: WALKING DEAD:
I would 爱情 two.
Trust me..
But... I'm too far into the series.
Sure I was one season behind.. Still trying to finish the 5th season, 由 the time season 6 was out. But it's always kinda been like that. I started walking dead too late.
But still.. I missed my chance to review it. As, when reviewing stuff. I need to start wait from the begining.
But I do HAVE a review for it..
Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) and I both pretty much say the say thing, but he says it 更多 a bit complicatedly.
"It's not even the actual 'zombies' that are scary. It's the fact that, nothing will ever be...