It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 更多 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 你 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 你 in the arm! Why aren't 你 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!
koreans: *drop nuke*
Con: Oh, fu- *wakes up* Oh thank goodness. It was only a dream.
Con's cell phone then started to ring
Con: Mane here
P: Con? Discord is back.
Con: And too bad I just woke up. *hangs up*
Fillies, and gentlecolts! I present to 你 the 6th Con Mane adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service
Starring
Doughnut Joe.................................Con Mane
Rarity..............................................Rareesa
Discord................... .....Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.............................................P
Spike....................................................S
Fenix Lighter....................................Himself
German ponies................................Good guys
Swedish & Korean ponies................Bad guys
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Con reported at P's office.
Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a 列表 with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills 你 three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?
The answer was yes.
S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do 你 have for me?
S: Glad 你 asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A 导弹 shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns, and missiles behind the headlights.
Con: Both are behind the headlights?
S: Yes, and they pop up to, so you'll give your enemies a surprise.
Con: What about my gun?
S: A Nambu pistol, with a choice of automatic firing, 或者 semi automatic.
Con: Nice.
S: And one 更多 thing. Remember that pen I used to tranquilize somepony?
Con: How could I forget that?
S: I'm giving that to you. Not only is there a tranquilizer setting, but a confusion, as well as poison.
Con: Who knew words could kill?
S: I did. You'll be heading to Rareesa's 首页 in Trottingham England, and make sure Discord does not kill her. Fenix, and some other M.I.3 agents will be there to help.
Con: Affirmative.
Con arrived at Rareesa's home.
Rareesa: Con, so glad 你 made it.
Con: Of course, I gotta make sure the sexiest mare in all of Equestria doesn't get killed.
Fenix: Along with me.
Con: Correction. I must make sure the sexiest mare ever, and my best friend don't die.
Fenix: Ja.
Rareesa: How long have 你 two known each other?
Con: Since we were colts.
Fenix: Right, and now we gotta go stop Discord.
The three ponies went for a walk toward a 滑雪 resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.
Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed 由 here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: 或者 not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello 你 two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: 你 need all the help 你 can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves on snowmobile*
korean pony85: Alright 你 two, as we planned.
Con: *skis down hill*
sweden pony24: *follows Con*
Con: *switches to automatic firing*
sweden pony52: HA! He has a small pistol!
Con: *kills sweden ponies*
korean pony85: *passes & shoots at Con*
Rareesa: Oh brilliant!
korean pony85: *shoots Rareesa*
Rareesa: *teleports behind pony*
korean pony85: What?!
Rareesa: *breaks the pony's neck*
Con: Rareesa! 你 ok?
Rareesa: I'm alright darling. Where are the germans?
Fenix: In helicopters!
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: Hop in, and we'll get to Discord's base.
Con & Rareesa: *Get in helicopter*
German pony35: *flies helicopter*
Con: How many ponies are here?
Fenix: 12, and they're all willing to fight alongside you.
Con: Excellent. Where is Discord's base?
german pony35: Right in front of us.
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.
All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.
Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: 你 swedish scum can't do anything right! *shoots germans*
german pony47: We have 4 down!
Con: *heals them* Thank god for being a unicorn.
The fighting went on for two 更多 minutes, until Con, & Rareesa decided to CONTINUE on, while the germans would wait 由 the helicopters.
Con: *searches for Discord*
Rareesa: I can't find him anywhere.
Discord: *hits Rareesa*
Con: Whoa! You're not supposed to hit mares!
Discord: I don't care, I'm not a pony.
Rareesa: *hits Discord*
Discord: I have two intruders, and need back up.
swedish ponies: *run toward Discord*
Con: Rareesa, get out of here with the others. I'll handle this. *fights Discord*
swesish ponies: Hold your fire!
Con: *teleports himself & Discord on cable car*
Discord: *pushes Con*
Con: *holds onto ledge*
Discord: *grabs gun*
Con: *jams it with magic*
Discord: 你 goddamn unicorn. *hits horn*
Con: *climbs back up*
Discord: Stay down there! *hits Con*
Con: *grabs pistol*
Discord: *unjams gun*
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *falls off cable car*
Now Con just had to escape Discord's army.
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.
Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.
Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call
Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as 你 can!
Con: I gotta go *floors it*
korean ponies: *follow in other cars*
Con: What did 你 do?
Rareesa: The helicopters were getting shot down, and I left.
Con: 你 just abandoned the germans?!
Rareesa: I made them invincible for 5 minutes.
Con: Oh thank Celestia. We need to escape these ponies now!
koreans: *shoot at Con*
Con: I wanna try something *drops grenades*
koreans: *blow up*
Rareesa: So much for them.
swedish leader: But 你 forgot about us.
Con: *teleports into Ponyville raceway*
swedish pony56: *steals racecar*
Con: *shoots other race cars* That should block his path, and make him go into that lake.
swedish pony56: *hits other cars* No! I'm in the lake
swedish leader: great! *shoots at Con*
Con: *turns left*
Rareesa: What are 你 doing?
Con: Blowing him away *shoots missile*
swedish leader: AAaAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *dies*
Con: *teleports off race track*
Rareesa: That was cool.
Con: thanks *REPAIRS CAR*
Fenix: Rareesa! thank 你 for making us invincible.
Rareesa: It was the least I could do, since 你 were about to die.
Con: *laughs* 你 know Rareesa, I've been thinking..
Rareesa: What?
Con: I know we've only known each other for less then two weeks, but..
Rareesa: But what?
Con: I 爱情 you. I know I'll never find another mare like you. Will 你 marry me?
Rareesa: *kisses Con* 你 mean it?
Con: Yes.
So it was settled, Con & Rareesa got married the 下一个 day, and the two were cruising down a road in Con's Corvette.
Con: I got a week's leave, so I'll hang with 你 until I have to go.
Rareesa: I'm planning on joining the C.I.E.
Con: 你 are? What about M.I.6?
Rareesa: Forget them, you're not in it.
Con: *stops car*
Rareesa: *grabs flower* 爱情 me
Con: I already do
Rareesa: Infuriate me.
Con: I would never!
Rareesa: In..
Con: In.. In a great honeymoon.
Rareesa: *laughs*
While the married coupled were kissing, Con was in for a surprise.
Korean mare: *driving by* Is that?
Discord: *shoots at Con*
Con: It's Discord! *gets into car* Discord.
Rareesa was killed, and Con tried to bring her back to life, but his horn was broken. Discord shot it. And 0007 swore to get revenge on the asshole that just killed his wife.
The End
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#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. 你 can give this 显示 an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even l (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE 日本动漫 IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that 显示 Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
It's like MLP.. 你 can give this 显示 an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even l (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE 日本动漫 IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that 显示 Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE
#2: The magicians:
Impossible!
#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!
#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!
#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine
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This dude is IMPOSSIBLE
#2: The magicians:
Impossible!
#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!
#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!
#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine
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GOOD:
#1: BATTLES:
你 like gun battles, 你 will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep 你 interested..
#2: IT'S 更多 SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it 更多 interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, 更多 of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that 显示 monster. 你 better get use to Rick, cause 你 really DON'T want to try having any other 最喜爱的 character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows 你 can't miss ONE episode, 或者 your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: BATTLES:
你 like gun battles, 你 will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep 你 interested..
#2: IT'S 更多 SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it 更多 interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, 更多 of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that 显示 monster. 你 better get use to Rick, cause 你 really DON'T want to try having any other 最喜爱的 character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows 你 can't miss ONE episode, 或者 your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
纸杯蛋糕 3:
* The menacing laughter..
纸杯蛋糕 2:
* The intro guitar..
纸杯蛋糕 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
彩虹 DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
纸杯蛋糕 3:
* The menacing laughter..
纸杯蛋糕 2:
* The intro guitar..
纸杯蛋糕 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
彩虹 DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents 你 Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very 苦 war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been 迷失 to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to 加入 the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, 说 of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do 你 think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents 你 Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very 苦 war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been 迷失 to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to 加入 the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, 说 of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do 你 think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I 说 for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance 由 him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is 说 to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I 说 for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance 由 him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is 说 to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON: