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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time 以前 in a world ruled 由 ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with 彩虹 Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a 太空 station, called the Death Egg, and they needed 更多 money to finishbuilding this death defying 太空 station.

To make 更多 money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the 日 that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a 日 或者 two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do 你 realize who you're making this 太空 station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a 太空 station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, 或者 I will personally have 你 executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese 小马 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese 小马 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do 你 want to know?
Japanese 小马 35: We want to know arr about why 你 have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose 老友记 with Discord, and he doesn't 《绿箭侠》 anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like 你 guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese 小马 87: Why wourd 你 to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese 小马 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese 小马 87: What can 你 do?
Sean: 你 really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save 彩虹 Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese 小马 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at 随意 pony* I don't know him.
Japanese 小马 64: 你 better terr me, 或者 I wirr do something 你 won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are 你 going to do?
Japanese 小马 64: Hit 你 of course.
Japanese 小马 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to 随意 pony*
Japanese 小马 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese 小马 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese 小马 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
彩虹 Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
彩虹 Dash: We'll help 你 get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese 小马 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese 小马 53: *Hitting 随意 pony*
Japanese 小马 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* 你 think just because 你 say nothing, 你 are strong. That's not true. 你 two are cowards.
随意 Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese 小马 64: Why are 你 tarking to her?
随意 Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese 小马 64: *Burns 随意 小马 with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese 小马 53: *Grabs knife*
随意 Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese 小马 53: *Stabs 随意 小马 to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese 小马 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
彩虹 Dash: *Stabs japanese 小马 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
彩虹 Dash: *Gives signal*
小马 Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese 小马 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
彩虹 Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese 小马 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The 船, 小船 exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese 小马 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese 小马 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese 小马 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
彩虹 Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have 你 been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
彩虹 Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
彩虹 Dash: 你 threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
彩虹 Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that 船, 小船 the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This 船, 小船 can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another 船, 小船 exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on 船, 小船 with Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets on other 船, 小船 with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we 偷了 from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take 你 to Canterlot.
彩虹 Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
彩虹 Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell 你 now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
彩虹 Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. 你 must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the 小马 Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with 彩虹 Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
彩虹 Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
彩虹 Dash: What exactly are 你 telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
彩虹 Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
彩虹 Dash: Princess Celestia, 你 can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
彩虹 Dash: Why do 你 want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing 你 need to do.
彩虹 Dash: What?
Celestia: 你 have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

彩虹 Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the 彩虹 Dash I know.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
彩虹 Dash: But 你 were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, 独角兽 working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that 你 were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted 你 to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think 你 have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
彩虹 Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. 你 were our only hope.
彩虹 Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when 你 were pushing that train up the 爬坡道, 小山 to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and 你 said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, 你 ain't 表演 like that.
彩虹 Dash: 你 know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the 小马 Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a 太空 station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
彩虹 Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees 彩虹 Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
彩虹 Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll 加入 your group as well.

Later on, 更多 ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once 你 finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the 秒 team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
彩虹 Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
彩虹 Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, 你 are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
彩虹 Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
彩虹 Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
彩虹 Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad 你 could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
彩虹 Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how 你 doin'?
彩虹 Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now 你 know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She 说 doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come 由 here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once 你 get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was 展示 us.
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing 下一个 to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and 焦糖 can take them down.
彩虹 Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
彩虹 Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
彩虹 Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
彩虹 Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
彩虹 Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two 更多 bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following 彩虹 Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike 下一个 to 彩虹 Dash* Get on.
彩虹 Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a 太空 station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course 你 would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
彩虹 Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight 说 she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: 你 ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some 流行的 图书 that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
彩虹 Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any 图书 in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are 图书 你 don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of 图书 你 dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what 你 want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, 你 should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* 你 tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who 你 are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell 你 where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
彩虹 Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following 彩虹 Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. 下一个 morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: 你 excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* 你 know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her 老友记 into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would 你 like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and 皇后乐队 Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a 列表 of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army 或者 not.
彩虹 Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* 你 are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
彩虹 Dash: Don't 你 dare hurt him.
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: 你 seem to have powerful friends. But I am 更多 powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an 小时 to train, and jumps on 最佳, 返回页首 of it*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: *Jumps to 最佳, 返回页首 of train*
Sean: *Grabs 皇后乐队 Chrysalis*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding 皇后乐队 Chrysalis*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried 由 a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on 最佳, 返回页首 of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps 下一个 to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did 你 just soil yourself?!
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
皇后乐队 Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If 你 were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking 由 the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills 皇后乐队 Chrysalis*

After killing 皇后乐队 Chrysalis, I went back to 彩虹 Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell 你 she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, 你 may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is 皇后乐队 Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
彩虹 Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do 你 want us to go with you?
彩虹 Dash: No thank you. 你 guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
彩虹 Dash: Very well. 你 go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
彩虹 Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
彩虹 Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get 更多 guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing 由 front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are 你 da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No 更多 than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* 苹果白兰地 is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do 你 want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good 小马 somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are 你 表演 like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting 更多 attention then me.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking 苹果白兰地 with magic*
彩虹 Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
彩虹 Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* 你 GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
彩虹 Dash: 你 have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then 你 have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things 更多 clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
彩虹 Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
彩虹 Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be 更多 prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: 你 will try. *Swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and 彩虹 Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and 答案 phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: 彩虹 Dash is attacking Twilight. 你 need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his 老友记 out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, 或者 anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

彩虹 Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to 摇摆, 秋千 sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
彩虹 Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, 你 don't give up, do you?
彩虹 Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
彩虹 Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
彩虹 Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
彩虹 Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
彩虹 Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit 由 sword, and lands on boat*
彩虹 Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
彩虹 Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
彩虹 Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: 你 pussy.
彩虹 Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

彩虹 Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
彩虹 Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels 船, 小船 sinking, and jumps onto 彩虹 Dash's boat*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
彩虹 Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees 彩虹 Dash* 你 can't win this 彩虹 Dash!
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
彩虹 Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
彩虹 Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: It didn't have to go this way. 你 could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
彩虹 Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on 火, 消防 from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
彩虹 Dash: It serves 你 right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
彩虹 Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to 彩虹 Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

彩虹 Dash went to where 苹果白兰地 was killed.

彩虹 Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
彩虹 Dash: *Using magic to bring 苹果白兰地 back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
彩虹 Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and 苹果白兰地 towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
彩虹 Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did 你 do?
彩虹 Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees 彩虹 Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I 爱情 all of 你 guys, 你 mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help 你 with whatever 你 want us to help 你 with.
彩虹 Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess 彩虹 Dash?
彩虹 Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
彩虹 Dash: 你 read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned 由 lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
小马 Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, 或者 we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, 小马 Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The 小马 Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much 由 彩虹 Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a PS游戏机 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
彩虹 Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No 更多 war, 更多 relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
彩虹 Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The 小马 Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

音乐 used in order of apperance

星, 星级 Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - 星, 星级 Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from 万圣节前夕 of 2012.

The End
Song: link
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman 爬坡道, 小山 in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered 由 diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete 说 he'd save those to be scrapped for...
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Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..



#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..


#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third 万圣节前夕 movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..


#8: TRICK 或者 TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as 万圣节前夕 obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the 年 checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves.....
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Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her 下一个 assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn 你 can't join.
Honey: Who would want to 加入 your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like 食物 and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want 你 to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking...
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if 你 agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having 迷失 one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is 更多 important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found 由 Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point 或者 another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final Fantasy...
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#10: RICK GRIMES:
Yeah.. He's number 10.
I just feel very mixed about him at this stage.. I liked him in season 3.. But he just started becoming TOO brutal at the point of Alaxandria. To the point of being no better than the villains.. And now. And than he spent a bunch of time just moping.. And now, Rick is back.. But not sure how I feel anymore..


#9: ABRAHAM FORDE:
What's not to 爱情 about him..


#8: T-DOG:
Damn 你 for killing him off!.. Damn you!


#7: GARETH:
I 爱情 the twisted charm about him.. He's so calm, only scared when he has no way out, and knows his time has come..


#6: TYREESE:
He's dead.....
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I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5


#1: RICK GRIMES



Rick is my 最喜爱的 character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.

A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..

In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..

And lets not forget that speech

RICK: I killed 《嗜血法医》 to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew 你 people would be scared if you...
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1.Freddy's sweater was knitted 由 Judy Graham, the same woman who knitted Freddy's sweater in the original A Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 (1984).

2.Wes Craven was reportedly not approached about this remake. He has however publicly spoken against it.

3.Rooney Mara (2010's Nancy) hated being in this movie so much that she almost quit acting.

4.Johnny Depp accompanied his friend Jackie Earle Haley to auditions for A Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 (1984). Instead of Haley being chosen for a role, it was Depp who was spotted 由 director Wes Craven, who asked him if he would like to read for a part. Depp got a...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told 你 so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This 显示 is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The 显示 is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This 显示 has kind of animation.. All 日本动漫 have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
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So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest 显示 ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this 显示 is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like 你 wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy 意大利面 ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I 爱情 你 Todd..


Anyway.. The 显示 is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, 下一个 week 加入 me for the conclusion of season 1..
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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest 电影院 I know.

Saw 2 is 更多 what people THINK of when 你 talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, 由 laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought 你 were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were 你 so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that 你 were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That 你 meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But 你 never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I 说 before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it 由 the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally 说 softly.

"Do 你 know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When 你 reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the 随意 encounters. 你 stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but 你 don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
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#1: KORN:
When 你 think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make 你 think of 花 and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I 爱情 them (obviously). But these songs are 唱歌 about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: 粉, 粉色 FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?