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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side 由 side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now 你 understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look 前锋, 期待 to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got 分裂, 拆分 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of 随意 circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: 你 hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this.
Pete: I agree.
Sir Topham Hatt: It should work.
Sean: Well what are we waiting for? Turn on the music, and have some circles 移动 around!

Song: link

Sean: Ladies, and gentlemen, our very first commercial.

Now just because this is my commercial doesn't mean it has to go my way. Use your imagination. Let the circles be any size, and color 你 want them to be as they randomly 移动 around.

Gordon: Ponies On The Rails.
Hawkeye: Set in Cheyenne during the 1950's, there's 更多 that goes on than 你 know when it comes to working on the Union Pacific.
Pete: 你 better not do anything behind my back.
Gordon: That's only me sir, and it's never behind your back. 你 catch on to things around here very quickly.

---

Master Sword: On The Block.
Tom: 你 like comedy? Then you've come to the right place. Me, and my 老友记 will keep 你 laughing non stop.
Sean The Hedgehog: I'm the only Sonic character in this show.
Sonic: What about me?
Sean The Hedgehog: 你 don't appear until season 2.

---

Duck: The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
James: Everyone loves seeing my splendid red paint as I-
Gordon: Make a fool out of yourself. Everyone doesn't care about you, they want to see me-
Sean: Get humiliated. Who needs red when 你 got silver?
James: Hey! 你 have a red stripe above your white, and blue one!
Sean: Oh.
Henry: Duh, I'm hungry. *Eats a circle. His insides start to glow*
Sean: Is that supposed to happen?
Gordon: No.
Thomas: It's me, and my friends. Anything can happen in this show.

---

彩虹 Dash: My Little Pornstar.
Twilight: Man let's face it. My 显示 is terrible. My Little Pornstar makes fun of it with each episode 果酱 packed with satire.

---

Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo.
Tim: Who doesn't 爱情 a good cop show? Plus, 彩虹 Dash is also in this as Julia Rose.
Julia: Hi! *Winks*
Sean: How was that everyone?

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Saturday nights at 8 PM. Exclusive to the SeanTheHedgehog, WindWakerGuy430, and Eula2003 clubs.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the 小马 Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to 加入 their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend 彩虹 Dash. They were asleep until a group of airplanes came towards 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse.

Nazi pilots: *flying 由 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse* Get ready to drop the soldiers.
Nazi leiutenants: Parachute down there on my command.
Nazi soldiers: *wait*
Nazi pilots: *pass 由 cloudhouse* Now!
Nazi soldiers: *parachute out of plane*
Sean: *wakes up*
彩虹 Dash: *snoring*
Sean: Dash? Wake up.
彩虹 Dash: *wakes up* I'm sorry, did my snoring wake 你 up?
Sean: No, I heard a few airplanes. Where's my machine gun?
彩虹 Dash: In the kitchen
Sean: *runs to kitchen*
Nazis: *look through window* Don't see anyone.
Sean: *looks out other window* I knew it. Nazis.
彩虹 Dash: Don't they ever quit?
Sean: Unless they wanna get executed, no.
彩虹 Dash: Shoot them.
Sean: I can't. They're too far.
Nazis: *getting close*
Sean: Now *kills Nazis*
彩虹 Dash: There's still one alive.
Nazi: *shoots near window*
Sean: *opens window*
Nazi: *shoots 云, 云计算 wall*
Sean: That can't be good. *kills Nazi*
彩虹 Dash: If they're wanting us dead, they must be after the rest of my friends.
Sean: We gotta stop them, and alert everypony!

After killing the enemy I got in my car with 彩虹 Dash, and we started going to Sweet 苹果 Acres. Along the way, it started snowing, but we weren't sure why.

Sean: Do 你 suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
彩虹 Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet 苹果 acres*
彩虹 Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like 苹果白兰地 did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: 彩虹 Dash! Are 你 alright?
彩虹 Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's going on? Why are all these ponies here?
Applejack: Dr. Robotnik has tried to attack Ponyville, much of his soldiers were killed, but they still took Ponyville, and are probably coming here soon.
Sean: Great. What's with all the snow?
Applejack: Some of the pegasi did this to get defenses set up.
彩虹 Dash: And how is snow going to protect us?
Applejack: We'll dig a trench.
Sean: And what? We all hide in the trench?
Big Mac: Eeyup *starts digging*
Sean: What do we have for weapons?
Applejack: Rarity just finished delivering Thompson SMG's and lots of ropes.
彩虹 Dash: Any grenades?
Applejack: Of course. We can't forget about that now can we?
Sean: No we can't.

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Meanwhile in Canterlot, the Nazis were making plans.

Nazis: *Driving Opel Blitz's on dirt roads*
Pilots: *Flying planes over the trucks*
Tank Drivers: *Driving Panzers, and Tigers*
Twilight: *Watching the Nazis, then turns around to face the ones sitting at the 表 behind her*

Stop the song

Twilight: Things are going good men. Now why am I here again?
Colonel Kramer: We called 你 down here to discuss Dr. Robotnik's plan.
Twilight: And where is Dr. Robotnik?
Colonel Kramer: Back at Mobius getting reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: We don't need that much.
Twilight: Man, we do need a lot! As a matter of fact, we're close to getting the griffons, and changelings into helping us.
Major Von Hapen: And what about Princess Celestia?
Twilight: We'll capture her, but we need to capture two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and SilverSpoon.
Colonel Kramer: What is the point in all this? We're supposed to destroy this world, not become allies with it! The last thing we need is to make our army look cute-
Twilight: *chokes Colonel Kramer* Man I find that word to be insulting.
Colonel Kramer: *choking*
Major Von Hapen: Enough of this! Twilight, release him!!
Twilight: As 你 wish *releases Colonel Kramer*
Colonel Kramer: *breathes normally*
Twilight: Now, are we going to let the griffons, and changelings 加入 us?
Colonel Kramer: Yes. We'll get Major Von Hapen, and a squad of Nazis to make negotiations with them.

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Major Von Hapen: *Riding in a truck, escorted 由 two cars, and two Panzers*
Nazis: *Waving goodbye to Major Von Hapen*

While Major Von Hapen went to negotiate with the griffons, the defense in Sweet 苹果 Acres was all set. Stop the song.

Applejack: We need eight pegasi to go out there, and shoot any soldiers.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
彩虹 Dash: I'll volunteer as one.
Shredder: Me too.
Applejack: Now we only need six.
Sean: Fluttershy?
彩虹 Dash: She wouldn't want to go out there.
Fluttershy: She's right *hides*
Applejack: But 你 gotta go out there.
Fluttershy: *sighs* Fine, I'll do it.
Sean: Now to get the wonderbolts.

But as we were getting the pegasi set up, three Nazi planes were heading toward us.

Nazi pilots: They're all set up, shoot them!
Sean: *grabs tree*
Applejack: *jaw drops*
Sean: *hits planes with tree* Homerun!
Applejack: Quick! Get Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot here. Derpy, and Cloudkicker will take the remaining positions.
彩虹 Dash: It's all set. *grabs gun, grenade and rope*
Applejack: Everyone else in the trenches!
Sean: *Gets in*
Ponies: *Get in trenches*

Fight song: link

Fluttershy: *looking through binoculars*
Sean: *feels ground shaking* Whoa! What's happening?
Fluttershy: Oh my! The enemy has huge walkers.
Sean: What? *takes binoculars*
Nazis: *Driving huge walkers*
Sean: This can't be good.
Applejack: Get the pegasi out there, now!
Nazi: We're getting toward enemy territory
Sean: This is bad
Nazis: Now *fires missile*
Sean: TAKE COVER!!!!
Ponies: *take cover*
彩虹 Dash: All pegasi on me! *flies*
Fluttershy: *gulp* *follows*
Pegasi: *follow*
Nazis: This is their plan of attack?
彩虹 Dash: *shoots armor*
Fluttershy: *shoots windows*
彩虹 Dash: The armor is too thick, we gotta use something else.
Derpy: *being stupid* How about snow?
Nazis: *shoot Derpy*
彩虹 Dash: Derpy! 小马 down!
Shredder: I may have an idea *flies toward walker legs*
Nazis: The fuck is he doing?
Shredder: *wraps rope around walker legs*
彩虹 Dash: Alright! Nice!
Nazis: Wait, we can't move!

The walker soon falls on the ground.

Derpy: *running away*
Pegasi: *drop grenades*
Nazis: *Die*
彩虹 Dash: One down, four to go. *grabs rope*

彩虹 Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet 苹果 acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
彩虹 Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
彩虹 Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder: What was that?
彩虹 Dash: Something cool. Get the last two!
Sean: I got this. *grabs ground*
Nazis: It's Sean The Hedgehog! Kill him!
Sean: *throws ground at Nazis*
Nazis: AAH!! *die*

Stop the song

Applejack: 你 got them all.
Sean: I did? I thought I only got one.
Shredder: Great work. Both you, and Dash.
彩虹 Dash: *hugs Shredder*
Shredder: I'm so glad I didn't lose another sister.
彩虹 Dash: Wait! We had another sister?
Shredder: Yeah. My parents didn't want 你 to know, but I think 你 must know now.
彩虹 Dash: Know what?
Sean: Something doesn't seem right.
Shredder: Please, let me explain. Dash, before 你 were born, our parents gave birth to another pony.
彩虹 Dash: Where is she?
Shredder: Dead. The both of us were going to the park when she died. We were crossing the road, when a 小马 who was texting while driving ran her over.
Sean: Oh no.
Shredder: She was a unicorn too. We taught her how to use spells to defend herself, but I think it was too late.
Sean: What color was she?
Shredder: Purple. She also had a dark blue mane.

Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped 由 Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, 或者 I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The 城堡 of Eagles. Believe me, she's well there, because the Nazis set up this 城堡 very quickly. Our job is to get inside there, and get her out as soon as possible, before they have a chance to get information out of her.
Shredder: How are 你 sure she's there Luna?
Luna: The airplane they were in crashed right between the border of Canterlot, and Bethlehem. The 城堡 was only a few miles away. Where else would they take her?
Shredder: How did the plane crash princess?
Luna: The Schloss Adler has a Triple A gun, which is used for shooting down planes. Anyways, that's not important.
Spike: *puts away map*
Luna: What is important is that we get her out before she talks, 或者 I should say, 你 get her out.
Sean: Who's going?
Luna: I'm glad 你 asked. I am sending you, Shredder, and Colgate for this operation.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: We wanna go too.
Luna: Tiara, I think 你 guys are too young for this operation.
Spike: And I don't think 你 understand the situation we're in. 你 see, the Nazis have captured Celestia. You, and two other ponies must go save her. And of course, we have Sean.
Sean: *stares at Spike*
Spike: 你 see Sean here, is from the same world Robotnik is from. He has a good chance of helping us defeat this evil man.
Luna: Right. Anymore questions?
Silverspoon: I have a few. What is this all about? I mean why is that peice of shit Celestia important?! I mean-
Luna: That'll do Silverspoon.
Spike: I think 你 better let me explain this to her. It's painfully simple Silverspoon. Celestia is very important to us, and we must bring her back.
Silverspoon: Wait, do 你 mean the princess?
Spike: Yes.
Silverspoon: Oh *looks at Luna* I'm sorry Luna.
Luna: That's alright. Sean the hedgehog will be the leader of the group, and if 你 have anymore questions, Sean will answer them.

20 分钟 later, a Nazi airplane was flying out of Ponyville.

Snips: *flying airplane*
Sean: I knew he could drive a truck, but not an airplane.
Shredder: I didn't know that 小马, 柯尔特 could drive.
Sean: Let's keep it that way.
Snails: Stand up, and get your parachute connected to the wire.

We did what Snails told us to do. We then waited for 更多 instructions

Snails: *opens door*
Snips: *flies over snowy mountain*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Snails: Stand by!
Ponies: *Wait*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: *turns left*

A green light turned on

Snails: Green light, go!
Sean: *jumps*
Colgate: *jumps*
Diamond Tiara: *jumps*
Silverspoon: *jumps*
Shredder: *jumps*

All five of us deployed our parachutes, and a care package was dropped.

彩虹 Dash: *in airplane*
Snails: Get ready to jump.
彩虹 Dash: Jump? I've got wings! *flies out of plane*

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *look at each other*
Sean: *looks at neck* Her neck is broken.
Diamond Tiara: Shit!
Silverspoon: What do we do now? Do we bury her, 或者 leave her here?
Sean: We leave her here. The snow will cover her in a couple of hours. 你 better go get the rest of the equipment. I want to see if the radio is still working.
Ponies: *go to equipment*
Sean: *looks at radio* (Seems alright.) *checks Colgate's body* this doesn't seem right *looks at neck* There's a bruise on there.

I put the radio back, and that's when my partners returned.

Shredder: We got everything.
Sean: Good work. Now there's a house nearby where we can go check our equipment.
Silverspoon: What about the ponies that live in there?
Sean: There aren't any. This is a high pasture area. The ponies that live there arrive at May, and are brought out in September. Come on, let's go.

All four of us slowly made our way down the 爬坡道, 小山 to get to the house. It stopped snowing, but it was freezing.

Once we got in

Sean: *lights lamp* Alright, that should do nicely.
Silverspoon: Yes. We'll cook some things.
Sean: Yes, 你 can cook... Some hot 浓情巧克力 或者 make 爆米花 while I.. call Princess Luna on the radio. Shit, I left the number with Colgate.
Diamond Tiara: I'll get it.
Sean: No no, it's alright. Shredder, you're in charge while I'm gone. If I'm not back in an hour, signal me with a flare.
Silverspoon: Won't the enemy see us.
Sean: Robotnik doesn't have any soldiers set up within five miles of here. Nobody leaves here until I come back, and Silverspoon, save me some hot chocolate.
Silverspoon: It'll be cold 由 then.
Sean: Well at least I won't have to worry about burning my tongue. *leaves*

As soon as I stepped outside, it started snowing again.

Sean: *looks around, then enters shed 下一个 to house*

When I entered the shed, I thought I heard the sound of a gun.

Sean: *turns on light*
彩虹 Dash: Halt.
Sean: *Stops*
彩虹 Dash: Turn around.
Sean: *turns around*
彩虹 Dash: *Smiles* Good time getting here.
Sean: Yes, I have to agree with you. Did 你 enjoy the journey?
彩虹 Dash: Hardly. I nearly froze to death on that shitty plane. Why couldn't 你 have provided me with something warm like a heated suit? I thought 你 loved me.
Sean: All is fair in love, and war. Right now, we're dealing with both.
彩虹 Dash: What happened?
Sean: Colgate was killed when we jumped out. Her neck seemed bruised. Someone hit her with either the back of a knife, 或者 part of a gun.
彩虹 Dash: 你 know who killed her?
Sean: Maybe, I'll just have to wait, and see what happens. Now listen, I need 你 to meet me at a place inside Bethlehem. 由 a bar called Alpine, there is a shed there 下一个 to a building called Eisenwarengeschäft. Meet me there at 8:00 AM tomorrow.
彩虹 Dash: How do 你 know these things? The Alpine Bar, and Eisenwarengeschäft?
Sean: *ignores her question*
彩虹 Dash: I'm entitled to know.
Sean: You're entitled to know nothing. *turns off light*
彩虹 Dash: We've been working together for a long time now, and this is how 你 act?
Sean: Yes, for the time being
彩虹 Dash: If I were the marrying kind-
Sean: *kisses 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *hugs Sean* I thought 你 were in a hurry.
Sean: Something came up. Something 20% cooler.

Nearby in the house

Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *sleeping*
Shredder: *taking gun apart*
Sean: *leaves shed, then opens door to house*
Shredder: *pulls out gun*
Sean: *enters*
Shredder: *puts away gun* What kept you?
Sean: Well, I was getting the address book, when a family came to me, and looked for a way back to their home. Thanks for waiting up for me.
Shredder: Not a problem.
Sean: *turns on radio, and tries to call Luna*
Shredder: *putting gun back together*
Sean: I can't get a clear reading.
Shredder: Probably the storm.
Sean: Yes. We'll try again first thing tomorrow.

The 下一个 morning, we were walking through a forest.

Sean: *looks to the left* Shredder, come with me. The rest of 你 stay here. *walks*
Shredder: *folllows*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stays*
Sean: *walking toward cliff*
Shredder: *Stops*
Sean: *stops*

In front of us was the castle. It was standing on 最佳, 返回页首 of a cliff.

Sean: *pulls out binoculars*
Shredder: This guy has to be crazy.
Sean: Yes, he always is. It's been Robotnik's dream to kill every single animal known in existance to make robots.
Shredder: He wants what?
Sean: Every part of the world will be paved, and the only people living there would be humans, and robots.
Shredder: Hm, that sounds a little nuts.
Sean: Well he is nuts. Now, I want 你 to take the rest of our group over to the other end of the forest. Wait there for me, and be sure to stay behind the trees. *looks through binoculars to castle*
Shredder: *walks away*
Sean: *continues looking*

When Shredder went to get Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon they were nowhere to be found.

Shredder: This can't be good.

Nearby

Nazis: *taking Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*

Back to me

Sean: *on radio* Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
Featherweight: Danny Boy calling Broadsword, wait for Princess Luna.
Luna: This is Princess Luna, what is your current position?
Sean: Woods due west of castle, descending at dusk. Colgate dead, over.
Luna: Was Colgate killed accidentally?
Sean: No.
Luna: 由 Robotnik's army?
Sean: No. Time of 下一个 broadcast unknown. Will 你 standby?
Luna: Spike, and I will standby until operation is complete, over. *stands up*
Spike: It looks as though you're right Princess.
Luna: Yes, I'm afraid so. Who else? Sean himself maybe.
Spike: Oh I doubt that. Some people have a sixth sense. Sean has a sixth, seventh, and an eighth.
Luna: Right, well I hope their successful. Otherwise this operation would be for nothing.

Shortly after that, Shredder was looking at the 城堡 through his binoculars.

Shredder: *looks at cable car station*

Suddenly I appeared right behind Shredder

Sean: *lays 下一个 to him*
Shredder: Take a look down there.
Sean: *sees watchdogs* Dobermans. Just what they need, Dobermans, a guard tower, and a wired fence. It could be hard to get in there, but we'll have to if we're escaping.
Shredder: Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, those are some army barracks over there.
Sean: No mistake Shredder, those are high command areas for training pilots of the Luftwaffe.
Shredder: Luftwaffe? If anything sounds strange I don't have to learn about it.
Sean: I thought 你 knew. Why do 你 think we had Colgate with us? She was going to cast a spell on us to make us look like one of them. How else would we look like a Nazi soldier?
Shredder: Look Sean, this is a problem for whatever world 你 came from. I live in this world, I don't know why the fuck this is happening.
Sean: Shredder you're here because this is your world being attacked.

A helicopter flew past us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to 加入 us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do 你 like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well 你 must try it.
Colonel Kramer: Ok. Major Wilherm, leader of the Luftwaffe.
Major Wilherm: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Jones, in charge of weaponry.
Major Jones: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, responsible for security.
Colonel Weissner: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, gestapo.
Major Von Hapen: *salutes*
General Rosemeyer: *looks at Major Von Hapen*

The major just stood there, with a serious look on his face, and his arm still up.

General Rosemeyer: *walks away*
Colonel Kramer: *follows* Is everything to your liking?
General Rosemeyer: There is one thing. Does Major Von Hapen know about Celestia?
Colonel Kramer: I have not yet informed the major about Princess Celestia.
General Rosemeyer: Great. If possible we must keep the gestapo out of this. We must deal with it ourselves, for the time being.
Colonel Kramer: What about those griffons?
General Rosemeyer: They'll be here in 20 minutes. In the meantime, we should relax, and plan ahead for the interrogation.

Outside of the 城堡 at a train depot.

Sean & Shredder: *waiting for train*
Engineer: *Gets train past*
Sean & Shredder: *pass tracks*
Doughnut Joe: Psst. Over here.
Sean: *runs to Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *quietly follows*

We entered the shed to see 彩虹 Dash

彩虹 Dash: Eisenwarengeschäft. Not too hard to find.
Sean: Good.
彩虹 Dash: Actually I lied, Joe here helped me out.
Sean: Ok. 你 can cast a spell on us to make the three of us look like Nazis right?
Doughtnut Joe: Right. Stand 下一个 to each other.
Sean: *stands 下一个 to 彩虹 Dash*
Shredder: *stands 下一个 to Sean*
Doughnut Joe: *performs spell*

After three 秒 we looked like Nazis.

Sean: Alright. Nice. Now listen up. I was told about this yesterday, but I felt like I should tell 你 now. The 小马 being held in that 城堡 is actually Princess Cadence disguised as Celestia. She casted a spell on herself to make it look like she was Celestia.
彩虹 Dash: Who talked her into doing something like that?
Sean: Nobody, she volunteered.
Shredder: So it's only a matter of time before they realise they don't have Celestia.
Sean: Correct. Now, here's the plan to get her out...

The plan was discussed, and the three of us headed out of the shed. Doughnut Joe would meet us somewhere later.

Sean: *walks to bridge*
Shredder: *follows*
彩虹 Dash: *follows*
Nazi guards: *checking papers*
Nazi soldiers: *waiting*
Sean: *speaking with german accent* I've been here many times of course, but it's not like the guard to forget the three of us.
Nazi guards: *open gate*
Shredder: So where's this club you're taking us to again?
Sean: It's the Alpine Bar.
彩虹 Dash: Who runs it?
Sean: Make sure no one is around, and I'll tell you.
彩虹 Dash: Nobody is around.
Sean: Vinyl Scratch.
Shredder: Are 你 serious?
Sean: Yeah. She also made a spell on herself to look like a Nazi, and she sometimes goes into the castle. She can help Dash get in. Meanwhile, me and Shredder will set up some traps along the road to the airport we saw back at the woods.
Shredder: What do 你 have planned?
Sean: We're going to set up wire traps. Now let's enter the bar.

The trio soon entered the bar, and looked for Vinyl Scratch.

Sean: 你 two wait here, I'll find her. *walks through bar*
Vinyl Scratch: *disguised as waitress*
Sean: Vinyl.
Vinyl Scratch: Sean? What are 你 doing here?
Sean: I have to rescue Princess Cadence from the Schloss Adler, but I need your help. You've got to act like 彩虹 Dash's cousin.
Vinyl Scratch: Where is she?
Sean: Waiting 由 the entrance. Now, I'm going to have her come to you, and 你 have to act like cousins. Your name is Heidi, and your cousin is Maria. Got it?
Vinyl Scratch: Got it.
Sean: Ok. *walks to 彩虹 Dash* I found Vinyl.
彩虹 Dash: Where is she?
Sean: The one wearing black, with brown hair.
彩虹 Dash: Right *walks to Vinyl*

Meanwhile in the castle

Twilight: *activates hologram* Man, what's my objective Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: 你 have done good work adding the griffons, and the changelings to our army. Now no one can defeat us.
Twilight: I've heard from a few of your men that we may have a few intruders.
Robotnik: Yes. Your sister, her brother, and her boyfriend.
Twilight: Ah, family. What could be worse then that?
Robotnik: 你 must defeat them all. Don't dissapoint me.
Twilight: It will be done meine feuhrer. Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: *turns off hologram*

Near the bar

Vinyl Scratch: We'll see 你 later.
Sean: Ok, see 你 there. *gets to bike*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: 你 got the explosives?
Shredder: Yeah.
Sean: Alright. Let's plant the traps. *rides bike*

At the cable car station

Major Von Hapen: What are 你 two doing not in uniform?
Vinyl Scratch: Speak Deutsch! *pushes Major Von Hapen downstairs*
彩虹 Dash: Unsere Seilbahn ist hier. *points at cable car*
Vinyl Scratch: *enters cable car*
彩虹 Dash: *follows*

And the two of them were soon on their way to the castle

Back to me, and Shredder.

Shredder: *placing traps*
Sean: *rides to tree* This is close enough to the road *places trap*
Shredder: *places trap on pole* All set.
Sean: Great. Make sure they're set to delay.
Shredder: They're on delay.
Sean: Good. *rides to Shredder*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: *drives away*

Let's take a look at Vinyl, and 彩虹 Dash again.

彩虹 Dash: *enters castle*
Vinyl Scratch: *follows*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Hello frauleins. May I see your papers?
彩虹 Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *give leiutenant papers*
Colonel Kramer: *watching*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Follow me to your room. *walks*
彩虹 Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *follow*
Colonel Kramer: Finally. Some 更多 ladies in the castle.
Twilight: Man, what 你 talkin bout?
Colonel Kramer: Two female soldiers just arrived.
Twilight: And so will the griffons! Now 你 be on your best behavior around them.

Back to me, and Shredder

Sean: *stops bike 下一个 to shed*
Shredder: *hops out sidecar*
Sean: *enters shed* Put one bag in the bus, and see if 你 can start the engine.
Shredder: *goes in bus*
Sean: *looks out of hole in door*
Nazis: *pass by*
Sean: *slowly moves door* (Should be easy to break down with the bus)
Shredder: *Checks engine*
Sean: How's it going over there?
Shredder: Try, and get it to start.
Sean: *sits in driver seat*

With one turn of the key, the bus roared to life.

Shredder: *closes hood*
Sean: *turns off bus* Excellent. Let's go.

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station 由 our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the 最佳, 返回页首 of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the castle

彩虹 Dash: *walks to door*
Nazi soldier: *passes*
彩虹 Dash: *knocks on door*

No response

彩虹 Dash: *enters room*

Nobody was in the room

彩虹 Dash: *looks out window with binoculars*
Sean & Shredder: *on cable car*
彩虹 Dash: *grabs 500 feet of rope*
Sean: *waiting on car*
Shredder: *looks down*
Nazis: *driving truck*
Sean: *looks down*
彩虹 Dash: *ties end of rope to ceiling, and throws other end to ground*
Sean: *stands up*
Shredder: *stands up*
Sean: *looks at other cable car station*
Nazis: *working*
Sean: *gets on roof*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *about to climb*

Just as I was about to make it to the top, I slid to the bottom.

Sean: *trying to get up*
Shredder: *reaches out hand*
Sean: *reaches out hand*
Shredder: *hand*
Sean: *grabs hand*
Shredder: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Thanks *walks*
Shredder: *follows*
彩虹 Dash: *waiting in castle*
Sean: *sees rope*
Shredder: *looks up*
Sean: *puts down two bags* Leave the one on the left behind, and tie the other one to the end of the rope *climbs up*
Shredder: *ties bag to right on rope*
Sean: *climbing up*

Suddenly I heard music

Sean: *looks out window*
Nazis: *sleeping*
Sean: (Must be drunk) *Continues to climb*
彩虹 Dash: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Oh god *breathes heavily*
彩虹 Dash: 你 shouldn't be going on these crazy missions, you're too young.
Sean: *sits down* Thank 你 for those kind words, even though we're the same age.
Shredder: *climbs up*
彩虹 Dash: *looks down* What's on the rope?
Sean: A bag of supplies. We'll need it for our escape.
Shredder: *Enters*
Sean: Nice work Shredder *pulls up rope*
彩虹 Dash: So, how are we going to do this?
Sean: In fifteen minutes, 你 will meet me, and Shredder at the golden hall. Get a suitcase of guns, explosives, and ammunition set up.
彩虹 Dash: With pleasure
Sean: *brings bag up* This has some of the equipment you'll have to put in the suitcase.
Shredder: When are we going to the golden hall?
Sean: Soon, but first we gotta take care of something.

What we had to take care of was the helicopter pilot.

Sean: *sees helicopter* They're going to fly Celestia out of here.
Shredder: What do we do?
Sean: Go into the radio room. When the pilot comes, kill him.
Shredder: Alright *goes to radio room*
Radio operator: *sitting*
Shredder: Hello?
Radio Operator: *looks back*
Shredder: *kills radio operator*
Sean: *checks watch*
Nazi soldier: *walking dog*
Sean: *walks to pilot* Are 你 the pilot?
Nazi Pilot: Yes sir.
Sean: There's a call for 你 from Dr. Robotnik. It's in that radio room.
Nazi pilot: *goes to radio room*
Sean: Mind if I wait 由 the 火, 消防 with 你 leiutenant?
Nazi Leiutenant: No sir, go right ahead.
Sean: *warms hands* Getting pretty chilly, isn't it?
Nazi Leiutenant: Oh yes it is.
Nazi pilot: *walks in radio room*
Radio operator: *dead*
Nazi pilot: *walks to radio operator*
Shredder: *Stabs pilot*
Nazi pilot: *dies*

Shortly after that

Sean: *Arrives* 你 did good.
Shredder: Yeah, well 你 know how it is. What do we do now?
Sean: Now we must go rescue Princess Cadence. Hopefully, the Nazis didn't get any info out of her, 或者 find that she's not Celestia. *walks out of radio room*
Shredder: *follows*

Eventually we reached the golden hall

Sean: *waiting 由 stairs*
General Rosemeyer: Now listen, we have to know about Manehattan, and how to take it over, so why don't 你 just tell us?
Cadence: *disguised as Celestia* No thank you.
Sean: She's doing good so far
Shredder: Yeah.
Colonel Kramer: I can't believe 你 won't tell us.
General Rosemeyer: For the 8th time, tell us about Manehattan.
Cadence: My name is Princess Celestia, and I am the ruler of Equestria.
Colonel Kramer: Are 你 trying to tell us something 由 saying that?
General Rosemeyer: I think she means that we'll be attacked if we keep her here.
Colonel Kramer: Celestia, I'm sure 你 noticed, but the leiutenant here is a trained nurse.
Leiutenant Schwarts: *pulls out syringes*
Colonel Kramer: She can heal people, but she can also hurt them.

Meanwhile in 彩虹 Dash's room

彩虹 Dash: *putting weapons in suitcase*
Major Von Hapen: *walks to 彩虹 Dash's door*
彩虹 Dash: *grabs explosives*
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
彩虹 Dash: Just a moment.
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
彩虹 Dash: *closes suitcase* Come in.
Major Von Hapen: *opens door*
彩虹 Dash: Ah, major. How nice to see 你 again.
Major Von Hapen: Same to you. I must admit after what happened at the cable car station you've won your way into my heart.
彩虹 Dash: That's nice. Should we go on a date?
Major Von Hapen: Yes we should. We'll go to the alpine bar.
彩虹 Dash: 你 like it there?
Major Von Hapen: Yes, I remember going to a similar place like that in Dusseldorf.
彩虹 Dash: Where's that?
Major Von Hapen: Germany. I was a student there for many years from, 1929 to 1933.

Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened

Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Others: *drink*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If 你 return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks 或者 not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do 你 mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their 首页 to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are 你 mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will 你 give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Shredder: *Follows*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful 日 to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise 你 not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Shredder: What?
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are 你 talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A 秒 rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell 你 about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can 你 prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want 你 to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*

At the alpine bar

Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
彩虹 Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at 彩虹 Dash* Fraulein, 你 seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah. Can we go 首页 please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take 你 to the cable car.

Back at the castle

Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot 你 colonel, and 你 General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the 小马 alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being 老友记 with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. 你 can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't 你 显示 us who 你 really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the 下一个 part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the 小马 alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And 你 Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: 你 are going to give us proof of who 你 are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, 或者 安全 for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and 你 don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* 秒 General, 你 have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.

In Mobius

Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: Dr!!
Robotnik: What?
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can 你 describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to 显示 你 his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did 你 get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank 你 Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank 你 colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*

Returning to the Schloss Adler

Sean: As 你 know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would 你 be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*

At 彩虹 Dash's room in the castle

Major Von Hapen: Good night Maria. *kisses 彩虹 Dash's hand* 你 are a charming girl.
彩虹 Dash: Thank you.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other a little bit more.
彩虹 Dash: Yes, we must. *goes to her room*
Major Von Hapen: *suddenly thinks* Something doesn't feel right *walks down hall*
Diamond Tiara: *writing*
Silverspoon: *writing*
Sean: *watching*
Major Von Hapen: *walks past helicopter*
Sean: *shows 图书 to General* Any one of these will do.
General Rosemeyer: *smokes cigarette*
Shredder: *looks at gun on floor*
Sean: *gives book to Colonel Kramer* Fühlen Sie sich frei, um in dort zu suchen.
Colonel Kramer: *looks in books*

All the pages were empty

Colonel Kramer: *sweating* GUARD!!
Sean: *kills guard*
Shredder: *grabs gun*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Shredder: Just relax. *looks at Sean* A 秒 rate punk, huh?
Sean: Yeah, that was all I could think of at the time.
Shredder: Thanks, that just makes it much worse.
Sean: Sorry.
Colonel Kramer: Is that all 你 wanted? Those books?
Sean: Yeah, according to those two fillies they really wanted to be part of your army.
Colonel Kramer: Then they aren't careless imbecules!
Sean: Yes, I'm afraid so. We had a bunch of good info being lost, and useless information coming in. But we knew we couldn't prove what was going on even if we could.
General Rosemeyer: And what about those names?
Sean: Something tells me that they will come to good use. *takes all notebooks* Thank 你 for your time.
Major Von Hapen: STAY WHERE 你 ARE!! *at bottom of stairs* I advise everyone to be perfectly still.
Cadence & General Rosemeyer: *staying still*
Major Von Hapen: Drop your gun Major.
Sean: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: 你 too Lieutenant.
Shredder: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: 由 the 火, 消防 please.
Shredder: *moves 下一个 to fire*
Colonel Kramer: *stands up* Thank christ you're here Major. They we're just about to-
Major Von Hapen: Sit down, colonel!!
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Major Von Hapen: *walks down stairs* Everyone remains as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on here.
Colonel Kramer: What do 你 mean? *stands up* I'm sure 你 can see perfectly what's going on-
Major Von Hapen: SIT!! down colonel.
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Sean: It's perfectly simple major. The lieutenant, and myself have been uncovering the clues on who's been trying to assassinate Robotnik.
General Rosemeyer: *Stands up* THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
Major Von Hapen: General!! Sit down
General Rosemeyer: *sits*
Sean: They're all guilty of betraying the third reich. Just before 你 interrupted us, I was placing this whole group underarrest.
Colonel Kramer: THEY WERE HERE TO GET NAMES OF GERMAN AGENTS WORKING FOR THE 小马 ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
Sean: I don't expect 你 to believe me Major, but 你 certainly will once I 显示 你 the names in these books.
Major Von Hapen: Let me see them.
Sean: *walks to Major Von Hapen*
Major Von Hapen: Careful Major. Very slowly.

At the other side of the door to the golden hall

彩虹 Dash: *runs to door* (My disguise is fading. I'm turning back into a pony)
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here.
Sean: *slowly walks to major*
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here!
彩虹 Dash: *enters room*
Major Von Hapen: *looks*
Shredder: *Grabs silenced pistol* Sean
Sean: *ducks*
Shredder: *kills Major Von Hapen*
Colonel Kramer: *grabs telephone*
Shredder: *kills Colonel Kramer*
General Rosemeyer: *Grabs gun*
Shredder: *kills General Rosemeyer*
Lieutenant Schwarts: *runs to door*
Shredder: *kills Lieutenant Schwarts*
Sean: Come on get up!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Sean: Put your hooves up.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *slowly put hooves up*
Sean: Put your hooves up!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *put hooves up*
Sean: Cadence, take the Colonel's gun. Dash bring that bag over here.
彩虹 Dash: *brings suitcase*
Sean: 你 were late.
彩虹 Dash: At least I showed up.

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts 或者 anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy 意大利面 ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional 情绪硬核 teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 或者 something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open 由 itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. 你 don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's 更多 for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) 嘿 kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtobe skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, 你 never understood who, 或者 even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills 你 in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't 爱情 Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked 由 the fact this story I'm 阅读 is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, 或者 clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb 屁股 显示 TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm 射线, 雷 has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife 或者 the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful 日 makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My 心 is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've 迷失 my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 都市传说 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..


#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..


#3:
Put on Country Music..


#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 或者 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh. Heck. Even 爱卡莉 isn't too bad..


#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..


#6:
Steal his X-Box..


#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..


#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..


#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..


#10:
Talk shit about his 视频 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..


#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..


#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned 由 Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank 城堡 was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic 日 when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, 城堡 swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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 Jonah
Jonah
#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th 日 Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing 更多 than 动物 who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the 天使 of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE 天使 OF DEATH.
And within only five 分钟 after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: 粉, 粉色 Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE 墙 album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between 粉, 粉色 and a telephone operator, as 粉, 粉色 twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how 粉, 粉色 learns that his wife...
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a 问题 on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do 你 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With 爱情 and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were 你 followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a 安全 bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered 你 bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck 你 ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...
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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that 偷了 Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, 你 mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. 或者 I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't 你 just get 迷失 before I call my boys over here and MAKE 你 lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short 由 Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. 你 crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short 由 pressing his...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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