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Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are 你 okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. 你 think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed Johnny's tattoos, mistaking them for Rakyat markings.

"Who gave 你 that ink, hmm? I asked 你 a question: who give 你 that ink, hmm? Did Citra give 你 that ink, did my sister give 你 that ink, huh?" Vaas asked sternly.

"What the fuck are 你 talking about!? Who's Crita!?" Johnny cried.

"She's lead leader of those Rakyat soldiers.. I heard 你 two are getting farmilar with them" Vaas replied.

"Look, we helped them out a little. It's nothing" Johnny insisted.

"Yes.. That's how it starts isn't it?.. There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister... But that was not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please.. (starts pacing anxiously) 你 see the thing about our loved ones, right, OUR FUCKIN LOVED ONES!.. They come, and they BLINDSIDE 你 every fucking time.. So they say to me, they say Vaas.. VAAS!?.. Who the FUUUCK is it going to be?! THEM!?, 或者 ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE! 或者 THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like 你 know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice.. (beat) 由 the way, this lighter really sucks. 你 know, so much for poetics. (places lighter in Johnny's 衬衫 pocket)"

Johnny had to admit. This guy was creeping him out. He understood why Carly was so scared of him after last time.

Vaas soon calmed down and started heading towards the door.

"You can't just leave us like this!" Johnny angrily 说 from under his teeth.

"Just watch us" 说 one of the pirates.

Vaas chuckled, and grabbed a box of matches.

"I'm telling 你 biker boy.. It's truly beautiful.. That 你 are willing to die for the ones 你 love" Vaas said, before calmly lighting a match and throwing it onto the gasoline, lighting up the room.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Johnny screamed, trying to break free.

Vaas laughed as his men grabbed Packie, and forced him to come with them as they left.

But fortunately, Johnny somehow got himself free and untied Carly, and they jumped out the window as it was their only exit.

"Man, 你 weren't kidding about him" Johnny said, panting heavily.

"Yes" Carly panted.

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Almost a week later, Carly and Johnny were told to find a man named Willis.

They do find him, and he reveals to be an American CIA agent.

"I heard about 你 two.. I know where your 老友记 Dash and Packie are. I'll help 你 two, but only if 你 help me in return" Willis told them.

"Of coarse, 你 seem nice enough" Carly insisted.

"Me first.. (shows an image of an 45 年 old man, wearing a suit, but no tie. And messy black hair) This is my main target" Willis said.

"I.. I think seen that man back at the prison camp" Carly remember.

"His name is Hoyt Volker.. He's the boss of a very particular friend of yours, Vaas Montenegro.. Mr Volker is also one of the world's biggest slave traders" Willis explained.

"And 你 want us to kill him?" Johnny asked.

"I wish it were that simple.. No, actually I want 你 to take this flame flower" Willis said, giving the 说 flamer 花 to Johnny. And a 秒 one to Carly.

"Destroy some of Hoyt's fields.. It'll slow down his plans" Willis said. The two nodded in understandment.

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Dennis: 你 two find Willis?

"Yes.. He told us about Vaas's boss.,. Hoyt 或者 something" Johnny replied.

Dennis: Hoyt Volker?!.. 你 stay away from him! This is a very dangerous man!

"Can't be worse than Vaas" Johnny replied.

Dennis: Vaas wasn't ALWAYS like that, he use to be one of us.. But Hoyt took Vaas's mind a long time ago.. Hoyt is responsible for all the evil of this island.

They both paused for a moment.

"Don't worry, we're be careful" Carly eventually 说 to the radio.

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Carly and Johnny returned to Willis after destorying this fields.

"We did what 你 wanted.. Now about our friends?" Carly asked.

"Very well.. Dash Zucia is first" Willis said.

"It's an L.. Lucia" Carly 说 while laughing a little.

"Right.. Either way.. It's not pretty, but a man bought her from Hoyt, as a sex slave 或者 some shit" Willis admitted.

"You know who it is?" Carly asked.

"Wait here" Willis said, handing them a picture of middle aged man with a unbuttoned shirt, and blue jeans. A large buck tattoo covering his chest.

"He's an Austrian, ex marine.. His name is Bambi Hughes.. But everyone calls him Buck" Willis told them.

"I'll handle this one.. I owe that girl.. 你 find Packie" Johnny 说 to Carly, before taking the picture.

"Be careful, he might be dangerous" Willis warned.

Johnny nodded in understandment before he quickly left the room.

"And Packie?" Carly asked.

"It's a little 更多 complex.. I'm not actually sure where he is.. But I have a strong guess that your 'friend' Vaas, may be holding at Beras Town" Willis told.

"Why's that?" Carly asked.

"Well, thing is.. Your getting popular" Willis said, before playing a tape he recorded of Vaas and Hoyt.

Hoyt: Lovely weather we're having.

Vaas: Why boss, 你 planning a parade?

Hoyt: (laughs hard) That's why I 爱情 你 Vaas, 你 make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Townley?

Vaas: Ohh, 你 know I don't give a fuck about her!.. I don't give a fuck.

Hoyt: Really? Then why am I here?

Vaas: Once 你 got the ransom money, her 老友记 are gonna be sold like that. I shot her pal Grant. I did what 你 wanted with her brother. And my men are getting ready to kill that annoying Irish one.. But.. It's my sister.. Carly might be working for her.

Hoyt: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!.. Your the one that let her escape! It is 由 MY grace that your head isn't impaled on the antenna of my car!.. Therefore, I would LIKE IT, if 你 gave a fuck, about Carly Townley!

Vaas: (nervous) Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.

Hoyt: Fantastic!.. I am really loving this weather.. What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They 偷了 a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. I'd like to pay them a visit.. Nice to see you, Vaas.

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