This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have 你 done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and 你 don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, 或者 you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles 下一个 to 苹果白兰地 as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how 你 feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are 你 now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: 你 had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as 苹果白兰地 set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* 你 better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* 下一个 time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need 你 to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like 你 told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here 你 dumb 屁股 motherfucker, pay up, 或者 die.
Bon Bon: *Gives 苹果白兰地 a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing 苹果白兰地 carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down 下一个 to a well.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but 苹果白兰地 tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
彩虹 Dash: Well, 你 can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three 秒 after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
彩虹 Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
彩虹 Dash: I think I know the answer. What have 你 been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
彩虹 Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear 你 say that 你 believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
彩虹 Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are 你 trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps 你 can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of 纸杯蛋糕 she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get 你 baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are 你 assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did 你 use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can 你 use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, 你 askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. 你 gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. 你 know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and 苹果 appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of 你 have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have 你 done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and 你 don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, 或者 you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles 下一个 to 苹果白兰地 as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how 你 feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are 你 now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: 你 had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as 苹果白兰地 set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* 你 better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* 下一个 time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need 你 to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like 你 told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here 你 dumb 屁股 motherfucker, pay up, 或者 die.
Bon Bon: *Gives 苹果白兰地 a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing 苹果白兰地 carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down 下一个 to a well.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but 苹果白兰地 tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
彩虹 Dash: Well, 你 can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three 秒 after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
彩虹 Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
彩虹 Dash: I think I know the answer. What have 你 been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
彩虹 Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear 你 say that 你 believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
彩虹 Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are 你 trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps 你 can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
彩虹 Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of 纸杯蛋糕 she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get 你 baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are 你 assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did 你 use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can 你 use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, 你 askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. 你 gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. 你 know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and 苹果 appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of 你 have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Anyone have that game where 你 爱情 it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 你 can't go on 随意 街, 街道 rampages.
But I actually 爱情 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
你 get less tired of them, cause 你 never know when the 下一个 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the 显示 LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 由 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 你 can't go on 随意 街, 街道 rampages.
But I actually 爱情 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
你 get less tired of them, cause 你 never know when the 下一个 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the 显示 LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 由 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him 或者 爱情 him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much 更多 "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him 或者 爱情 him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much 更多 "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most 最喜爱的 character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit 或者 whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the 显示 till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless 你 count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most 最喜爱的 character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit 或者 whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the 显示 till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless 你 count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
