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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He 说 你 have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to 火, 消防 me!
Dock Worker: If 你 don't want to work for him, why don't 你 just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. 你 railroad workers *Walks away*

In Cheyenne

Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are 你 telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* 你 got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, 或者 you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. 你 want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a 台, 办公桌 for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would 你 like to speak to?
Gordon: 耶稣 christ, get me the fucking 表 company, 或者 whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to 台, 办公桌 servicing*
台, 办公桌 seller: Hello, this is 台, 办公桌 servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a 台, 办公桌 made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
台, 办公桌 seller: How would 你 like the 台, 办公桌 delivered?
Gordon: 由 train.
台, 办公桌 seller: 你 got it. We'll have the 台, 办公桌 loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: 你 haven't done one thing that Pete told 你 to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten 分钟 later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did 你 come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did 你 get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will 你 promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet 你 it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't 你 open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies 下载 it into the car, they 说 it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything 你 say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call 你 back in forty minutes, and 你 can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some 更多 of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A 台, 办公桌 for 你 has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets 台, 办公桌 out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, 你 don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this 台, 办公桌 into my office, 或者 you're fired.
Orion: 你 want to 火, 消防 me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, 你 got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give 你 the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three 分钟 of arguing, and moving a 表

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place 台, 办公桌 in office*
Gordon: Thank 你 for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the 台, 办公桌 你 ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet 你 don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

Stylo was 下一个 to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If 你 say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do 你 think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: 你 have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do 你 want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen 你 two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. 你 gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are 你 waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't 你 recognize my voice 你 numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, 你 can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* 你 got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad 你 took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, 你 说 你 would when 你 made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier 你 说 你 wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are 你 blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!

下一个 day, Pete returned

Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion continues to try, and get fired.

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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive 你 to extremes. But 你 know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your 最喜爱的 author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all 爱情 Trevor, but we 爱情 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never 显示 hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is 迷失 for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered 由 Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main 来源 of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy 手套 while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his 《守望者》 screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. 或者 the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 分钟 of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 分钟 watching some poor woman getting assaulted 由 hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's 更多 depressing than scary


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You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total 婊子, 子 when 你 think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge 屁股 crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...
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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this 显示 the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

 Chedder Priest
Chedder Priest


That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

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As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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The 标题 说 it?
So if 你 haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the 问题 你 been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I 说 before, how excited I was too see...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins 表演 weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes 更多 and 更多 paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than 你 think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - 乌兹, uzi (or Micro SMG if 你 prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun 或者 machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene 你 always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1: JOHN WICK:
It's 更多 than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute 小狗 gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die 下一个 to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..


#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did 你 say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see 你 as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing 你 to do something 你 don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I 说 你 had no choice.
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and 雏菊, 黛西 chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 日 the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 爬坡道, 小山
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see 你 on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
你 raise the blade, 你 make the change
你 re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
你 lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's 更多 popular, and probably was on youtobe FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have 更多 或者 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

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He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
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As all TRUE 金属乐队 粉丝 know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

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Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. 更多 for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin 爱情 the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless 你 want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All 你 need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim 你 belong to 随意 街, 街道 gangs that don't even exist in real life..


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They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR 老友记 ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as 你 give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...
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#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 彩虹 Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes 纸杯蛋糕 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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