Canada24's club.. Article: 8 Arthur 摩根 语录

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In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best 语录 of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..

#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. 你 might the only guy I know, to be half eaten 由 wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid 或者你 get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're 更多 ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave 你 all I had....

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

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Sick design, "okay" character

This movie series has been 更多或者 less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" 象, 大象 of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

20 CINEMA SNOB 语录

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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 你 have to believe every quote Hawking ever 说 ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was 说 that...

最佳, 返回页首 5 worst characters in GTA 5:

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#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed 由 agreeing to a secret meeting with 说 person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

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Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

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So I watched 2 电影院 for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people 爱情 my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any 更多 Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. 由 nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Canada24’s 最佳, 返回页首 TEN CREEPYPASTAS

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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated 由 THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined 由 over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

最佳, 返回页首 ten most likeable video game protagonists

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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, 或者 the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make 你 hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..

#2:...

最佳, 返回页首 six villains we both hate AND 爱情

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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive 你 to extremes. But 你 know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your 最喜爱的 author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.

#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved 由粉丝 for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin 由 utterly devastating Batman, and one...

最佳, 返回页首 4 video game protagonists that BARELY COUNT as 超能英雄

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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:

Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all 爱情 Trevor, but we 爱情 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never 显示 hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 (2010) trivia (2)

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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main 来源 of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy 手套 while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his 《守望者》 screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. 或者 the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 分钟 of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 分钟 watching some poor woman getting assaulted 由 hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

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In my opinion, it's 更多 depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom 首页 in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 年 old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a 婊子, 子

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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total 婊子, 子 when 你 think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge 屁股 crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this 显示 the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 秒 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them 由 confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled 由 the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

最佳, 返回页首 TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

最佳, 返回页首 TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins 表演 weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes 更多 and 更多 paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than 你 think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

最喜爱的 video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - 乌兹, uzi (or Micro SMG if 你 prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun 或者 machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene 你 always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

最佳, 返回页首 ten Nostalgia Critic 语录 PART 3

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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did 你 say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see 你 as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing 你 to do something 你 don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I 说你 had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are 你 honestly telling...

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit 更多 than AVGN

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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's 更多 popular, and probably was on youtobe FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have 更多或者 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit 更多 hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED 金属乐队 album

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As all TRUE 金属乐队粉丝 know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell 你 what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. 更多 for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin 爱情 the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD