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The intro starts with a black man alone in a empty street, on the phone. He's clearly nervous, and starts leaving as a car follows him. But than there's a uncomfortable sequence of the man in the car kidnapping him 由 knocking him a head lock, wearing a knight mask.

After that creepy prologue. Black photographer Chris Washington reluctantly agrees to meet the family of his white girlfriend Rose Armitage. The first thing he asks her. "Do they know I'm black?" Rose says it doesn't matter, they are not racist. 或者 she wouldn't of brought him.

During their drive to the family's countryside estate, they hit a deer and 报道 the incident. The white policeman asks for Chris's identification even though he was not driving.. We ALL know the reason. And Chris just shrugs it off while Rose gets angry about it.

So yeah, she Chris meets the family they make very awkward attempts to prove they aren't racist. 由 making unwittingly racist comments. Like Chris must like 或者 do certain things, cause he's black. And constantly bringing up black role models, 或者 talking in black slang.

I can go on and on.. But I really should not spoiler this movie.. But hint hint, pay attention to the dad's rant about killing off all the deer. It becomes symbolic later on.

So.. Another 10/10

Can not express it enough.. See this movie!
In my opinion, it's 更多 depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom 首页 in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 年 old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this 显示 the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

 Chedder Priest
Chedder Priest


That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins 表演 weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes 更多 and 更多 paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than 你 think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - 乌兹, uzi (or Micro SMG if 你 prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun 或者 machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene 你 always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did 你 say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see 你 as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing 你 to do something 你 don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I 说 你 had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are 你 honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's 更多 popular, and probably was on youtobe FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have 更多 或者 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit 更多 hilarious..
As all TRUE 金属乐队 粉丝 know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell 你 what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. 更多 for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin 爱情 the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 彩虹 Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes 纸杯蛋糕 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen 由 his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated 由 how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered 由 a 牛扒, 牛排 knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the 秒 trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on 火, 消防 and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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#1: 埃米纳姆 - KIM:
There's a certain part of 埃米纳姆 that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). 埃米纳姆 is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 年 old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The 下一个 evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once 更多 由 his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? 你 trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else 你 gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, 你 know, but--that's for online--but, what are 你 out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do 你 not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do 你 know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? 你 got off the 船, 小船 and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a 安全 country?
"Cause the mighty king 鹅 gives us 食物 to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my 龟, 海龟 against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
万圣节前夕 falls on a Friday the 13th this 年 for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer 问题 such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
"... 你 need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for 爱情 and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted 由 Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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