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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines 日 actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons 由 his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his 密码 for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and 爱情 of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.

~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away 由 the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the 秒 time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, 更多 times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s 最喜爱的 Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's 最喜爱的 Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't 婊子, 子 at 你 if 你 don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..

~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult 狗 cuter than puppies. But only if 你 trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s 最喜爱的 youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves 橙子, 橙色 sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger 更多 than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates 浓情巧克力 cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the 秒 time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.

~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies 耶稣 into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."



#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...
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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. 电影院 I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the 电影院 in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...
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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those youtobe channels, where she sings 粉丝 made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female 小马 designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate 你 into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't 你 the one that lead us too...
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posted by Canada24
I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This 显示 is starting to give me that "numb feelings" 你 get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This 显示 seems 更多 subtle, and smarter..

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3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: 你 sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, 你 still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: 嘿 buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames 你 for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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Well.. Decided to do my reviews on mondays for now..

Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as 动画片 go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker 或者 something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda...
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..


#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most 流行的 story.
And not even my best work. It's just me 展示 off my 爱情 of Spike at the time, and 展示 SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..


#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..


#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..


#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
Farcry 3 should be a movie.

I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.

But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.

Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.

But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..

This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
posted by Canada24
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..


#2: BANDS:
They have 金属乐队 and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..


#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..


#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..


#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..


#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtobe guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..


#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..


#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..


#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.


#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
posted by Canada24
Sense Eric is my is my new favourite Jimmy Tatro character. I decided to have a marathon of him, and looked up every video featuring him.. (sorry if I left out some, Eric is a HUGE character)..

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Dubstep

THAT drunk girl (small appearance)

Types of Drunks (the Pros)

Squad 早午餐

Why white dudes shouldn't rap (one of his funniest ones)

The translator

The intervention

Avengers gone wrong

Superman is our roommate

Who do 你 know here

The impressionist

Cribs: Breakup Edition

The 幻想 Draft

March Sadness (one of the voices)

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#1: THE BOOGEYMAN - VINCENT VEVA CAVA:
I 发布 this story all over 粉丝 pop, so we all know it.
* Little boy keeping parents up at night.
* Mystery lady in closet takes little boy.
* Little boy is secretly replaced 由 large, morphing, Maggot..


#2: THEY PUSHED HER:
it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons 万圣节前夕 episode,...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

ON ROAD:

Packie: 嘿 Niko.. Dash.. Glad 你 two could make it.

Dash: Of coarse... So Gracie.. Remember me?

Gracie: (gagged) Yes 你 tit-less slut.. HOPE 你 DIE!

Dash: Yes.. We shared some good times didn't we?

Gracie: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Lucia is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about her.

Gracie: (gagged) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for her, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Dashie here.. She's got his her uses.

Gracie: (gagged) I'll give you...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a 步枪 up on the roof of the place 下一个 door. 你 need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If 你 and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...
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CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..


APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to 彩虹 Dash from my little pony).


PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms 街, 街道 spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced 由 his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored 由 how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using 语录 from other 电影院 (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...
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#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on 更多 then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as 说 for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 或者 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...
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#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing 你 can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should 你 be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what 悟空 is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now 你 must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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