So.. Uh.. Yeah.. I 爱情 Key and Peele.. And too like this movie, 你 need too 爱情 this humour, other wise it'll be just like any other, stupid, cliched comedy. Witch dick jokes, swearing, guns, and stereotypes..
So.. First.. A little background.
Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that 狐狸 could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).
but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.
Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the 显示 consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American 流行的 culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.
Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.
Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many 电影院 as minor characters, and usually being the best part of 说 movie.. Cause most of them are awful..
So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed 由 Key and Peele.
As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..
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Smoke and Oil Dresden (played 由 Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run 由 a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted 由 policemen arriving, the cat escapes.
Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped 由 his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.
Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".
Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, 由 taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.
But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite 音乐 albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.
Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.
Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.
Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.
After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the 音乐 of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth 或者 Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed 由 Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.
Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).
Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car 由 the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the 枪 into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.
On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin 培根 (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when 培根 also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up 枪 and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.
Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with 培根 and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending 培根 flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. 培根 gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. 培根 gets up again, but is shot and killed 由 Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a 日期 with Rell after they get out of jail.
Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.
In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.
So.. What do 你 think?
Sound good?
Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
So.. First.. A little background.
Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that 狐狸 could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).
but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.
Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the 显示 consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American 流行的 culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.
Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.
Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many 电影院 as minor characters, and usually being the best part of 说 movie.. Cause most of them are awful..
So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed 由 Key and Peele.
As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Smoke and Oil Dresden (played 由 Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run 由 a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted 由 policemen arriving, the cat escapes.
Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped 由 his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.
Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".
Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, 由 taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.
But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite 音乐 albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.
Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.
Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.
Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.
After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the 音乐 of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth 或者 Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed 由 Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.
Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).
Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car 由 the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the 枪 into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.
On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin 培根 (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when 培根 also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up 枪 and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.
Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with 培根 and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending 培根 flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. 培根 gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. 培根 gets up again, but is shot and killed 由 Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a 日期 with Rell after they get out of jail.
Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.
In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.
So.. What do 你 think?
Sound good?
Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and 雏菊, 黛西 chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 日 the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 爬坡道, 小山
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see 你 on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
你 raise the blade, 你 make the change
你 re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
你 lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and 雏菊, 黛西 chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 日 the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 爬坡道, 小山
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see 你 on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
你 raise the blade, 你 make the change
你 re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
你 lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Anyone have that game where 你 爱情 it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 你 can't go on 随意 街, 街道 rampages.
But I actually 爱情 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
你 get less tired of them, cause 你 never know when the 下一个 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the 显示 LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 由 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 你 can't go on 随意 街, 街道 rampages.
But I actually 爱情 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
你 get less tired of them, cause 你 never know when the 下一个 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the 显示 LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 由 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
Okay.. The first thing 你 guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw 你 in front of a bus without a 秒 thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when 你 really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him 更多 pain.
Anyway.
Not much 更多 to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw 你 in front of a bus without a 秒 thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when 你 really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him 更多 pain.
Anyway.
Not much 更多 to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..