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Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.

Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's 你 again.

Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.

Alexmane: Prove it.

Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.

Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.

Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.

Alexmane: Whatever, what do 你 guys want?

Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.

Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.

Saten: I'll explain later.

Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.

Saten: It's Dinky 你 need to worry about, not me.

Alexmane: Well.. Okay.

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AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how 你 expected me to 爱情 你 when 你 so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill 你 to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.

Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.

AlexMane: ... Do 你 have your sister's number?

Lily: (eyes narrow).

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LATER:

AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.

Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.

AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?

Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.

Saten: What happened to your eyes?

AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied 由 a gang.. I intervened.

Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.

AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.

Saten: Sure..

Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.

Saten: 你 DO know Lily and I are 老友记 right?

AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!

Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.

AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?

Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.

AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!

Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.

AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do 你 think I'm getting fat?

Lily: (voice) No way. 你 are in the prime of your life, never looked better.

AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?

Lily: (voice) 你 look like a pile of crap ate a 秒 pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.

AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?

Lily: (voice) The third one.

AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!

Saten: I'll, uhh, leave 你 to it.. There's something I need to do.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Saten: She needs a new school.. So how about yours?

Principle: (looks at Dinky) She seems not smart enough for our school.

Dinky: Hey!

Principle: Haha.. It talks.

Saten: Hmm.. Can I see 你 in your office mister?

Principle: Sure (Saten and the man go into the room).

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(punching sounds).

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Shortly after.

Principle: (badly beaten up) Correction.. Dinky can come here as much as she wants.
#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If 你 ever see that 显示 Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy 你 spoke to him. Didn't matter what 你 was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, 你 gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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posted by Canada24
A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did 你 sort out the charge for the 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What 你 think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, 你 was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie 你 been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly 爱情 in...
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posted by Canada24
Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so 你 can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so 你 can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country 或者 is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If 你 die in Canada? Do 你 die in real life?
"No, 你 become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try 阅读 a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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posted by Canada24
纸杯蛋糕 SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 下一个 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: 嘿 Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If 你 want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have 你 been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But 你 just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why 你 think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy 树 老友记 isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while 阅读 book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take 你 on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And 你 often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if 你 kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means 你 finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, 你 CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if 你 allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: 埃米纳姆 - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other 你 like Purge 或者 not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the 秒 one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: 纸杯蛋糕 COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are 更多 SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved 由 them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and 更多 than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to 显示 that children really do give 更多 of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal 黑夜传说 for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do 你 hide a boner?
ANSWER: 你 get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
ANSWER: 你 need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 年 old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, 你 never understood who, 或者 even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills 你 in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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